Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Smushty14 stupidly the coat doesn't come with a hood! For Yorkshire... at least the one he bought me didn't come with one, which essentially renders it a (lovely) but useless piece of outerwear! But they all have poppers to attach a hood, you just have to buy it separately 🙄so that's from my parents! (I thought asking for a dildo off them was weird!) I will look at emu from hubby maybe

@LauraT94 checking out those links, thank you!

@AHobbyaweek that sounds like you maybe roll onto his side & cough occasionally 😂. If we all follow the list we can be pregnant for Xmas.

@MayDay27 yes I know those planks you've just reminded me, great shout!

@paintfairy are you taking them for spotting, or to extend your LP?

@LauraT94 let me know tomo how your RHR looks🤞🏻

@lucyrp this is the milk I always use

@Clairey844 hero! I'm heading over after here 😏
@Newbie0818 only if it doesn't show tomorrow so I'll test at 15dpo. I'm 99% sure it'll show tomorrow.
@LauraT94 think I'll look at those links too! Need to spice up my life!! I'm same as you where my Dh has a lower sex drive than me. Highly annoying but I'm used to it now. He's at least good in FW now. I just get him as soon as he wakes up so he doesn't have time to realise what's happening 😂

@Chlo2701 oh yes i've had that milk before !

Yes I am childish and give him the wet spot occasionally.
We can be be really silly most of the time.

@Chlo2701 I read they can help with progesterone. The soya did help with spotting. I can't remember if the b vits did as I've not taken them for ages. So thought I'd give them another bash. I've got proper weird pains though so I'm thinking maybe I should stop. Twinges low down. I'd maybe think implantation if I'd not been doing this long but it's never been yet. So I'm guessing it's the vits. Nothing else has changed. My LP is usually 14 days. But the last 2 months I've spotted from pretty much ovulation all the way through. I am 6dpo and no spotting yet.

@AHobbyaweek I often try & slyly shuffle over to his side first, but he's spotted it now after 8 years & he dies the same, so we often start out half way down the bed so no one has the wet spot but these ladies are ninjas!

Soooo anyone know how to wipe a "recently looked at" list from Amazon?? @LauraT94 kindly sent links to dildos &I didn't spot they were Amazon, which is our business account...which 9 staff have access to 😬🤦🏼‍♀️so I can never order any TTC or dodgy stuff on. Ballllllsssss. That's my next task then before tomorrow morning.

Still massively jealous of @Dipsy77, not just of twins, i too think I would faint at that...DH would prob have a heart attack. But jealous of a DOUBLE ovulation...I can't even get one side to ovulate let alone 2, at once. Mind blowing! 🤯😳

I'm a bit spotty currently. So combined with bloating to make me look pregnant AF prob on the way. I'm holding out hope for quite a few of you other ladies though ...

Hiya just marking my place. I'm in cd 6 so getting prepared for the fertile window.
If I know I'm going to ovulate on the Wednesday/ Thursday next week as I'm pretty regular when would you all have sex next week and when would you start? Hope that makes sense lol xx

runs to catch Bus 23
Hi!
Don't leave me behind. AF turned up last week so just making myself comfy on this bus....wriggles arse into comfy spot, pours drink what did I miss? 😁

@notyetamumbuttrying I hope not! 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Look what Flo has popped up with, neither of my apps have ever said to test! But my chart isn't looking very good so I don't trust it..

Jumping on to catch the bus! @Minster2012 thanks for creating a new thread! Currently drinking my way through AF so I'll feel emotionally prepared to start it all up again in a week.

Morning ladies, I woke up to a bit of a bleeding/spotting, now I know at week 4 still this could be normal, but I still want a handhold

@Franklydear hand held ❤️ completely normal as you said. How many dpo would you be today? Have you taken further tests? I'd be testing like a crazy lady haha

I haven’t test again yet, I only tested on Saturday, according to the guess on the app, I didn’t track 20 dpo, calculates 4 wk 5 days in, I have a cb weeks digi, I wanted to do on the weekend...

On the reason side, I spotted with ds so much that I took it for a period, and maybe shouldn’t had sex on Sunday...

@Minster2012 i've saved the day with your amazon disaster i sent you a message 😁

@Franklydear hand hold, i'm sure everything is fine💓

Morning all! For real this time 😁😁😁

@Franklydear I'm sure it will be ok x

Omg! @NestinginNL what a good day

@NestinginNL yes! Congrats 🎉🎉

@Minster2012 ohhh no!! I'm sorry to have caused agro 😂 hope you can sort it out!

@notyetamumbuttrying deffo check them out, I couldn't be without them!

@Franklydear it sounds normal for this stage, but I understand it must be worrying. ❤️

@NestinginNL congratulations!! That's amazing!

So my temp has jumped up from 36.03 yesterday to 36.31 today. Is that enough to confirm ovulation? FF hasn't given me the cross hairs but to be fair to it I only started temping Halfway through my cycle and was a bit all over the place to start.

I genuinely feel like I must have ovulated. Feel crampy and everything. Will DTD again this morning and then just wait and see what temp and RHR do in the next few days I suppose!

Should have attached this, but it shows the jump this morning!

@Newbie0818 that looks promising!

@Newbie0818 I've had the same message!! I'd like to say I woke up to it but the last 2 nights I have been wide awake for a couple of hours in the middle of the night!
When are you testing???

Seriously considering testing this morning because I'm wondering if I'm not sleeping because I'm driving myself mad not knowing. CD29, AF due today and either 15 or 17dpo so I know if I am or I'm not I'll get a reliable result.
At least if the not sleeping is due to something amazing (can't even say it ha ha) I won't mind so much being awake in the middle of the night. But also soooo worried about being disappointed because it might just be the Vitex has sorted out the spotting and that's normally how I know I'm out each month.

@Franklydear hand hold and sending sticky vibes, if you spotted with your son then maybe that's how your body rolls when pregnant 🤞🏻