Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

FFS I'm sure I'm missing posts again I can't see the one from @LauraT94 👀

@Clairey844 I need to see that AIBU I will come back to that and don't forget this is the bus that only really does TTC on the side it's mainly for sex chat, chat, moaning, eating, anything really & btw I can't believe we haven't discussed wtf we want for Xmas and what the hell we are getting OH/DHs so we can communally buy them all the same??? 🙌🏻🎄🤣

@MayDay27 ahhhhh yes THE question. Well. We had this tongue in cheek answer from our buses...(see pic) but also include

• don't use sperm killing saliva, use preseed
• smoke bird poo (from feb bus it's Egyptian & got someone pregnant very quickly!)

You are on about the "up-suck" of coming just after your other half to really suck it up good n proper but the men think you can't come or you might "shudder it out" and then some ppl say you then can't have sex & DEF NOT ORGASM around potential implantation time because of course you could shake it out at the vital time. BUT months later some of us still haven't found the illusive right mix I'm afraid!

@notyetamumbuttrying indeed! Well I'm not sure tbh, whenever I say I'll test af shows so I just save myself the bother now 😂 I think I'm 16dpo but app is saying 12dpo. Either way I'm quite pleased as my luteal phase seems to only get to about 11dpo.
Will you test?

@lucyrp cm is funny, I can't generally tell from routing around in there, but can definitely tell when I'm fertile as I feel so wet down there. I suppose just look out for that feeling as that's a good sign.

@Clairey844 omg cabbage?!?! Stop 😂😂😂

@Franklydear so orgasm before and legs up for 15 mins after noted! This may be tmi but usually before we've been TTC I get some tissue down there ASAP to stop any mess so I guess I'll just do that and then get into a good gravity benefiting position! I really do feel that women have got the raw end of the bargain in all of this! And that's before even getting pregnant 😂

@lucyrp I just always do my protein shakes with 400ml of almond milk regardless of what the instructions are on the tub. But go careful because if your protein shake is a thick consistency one then it'll go too thick & gloopy, whenever this has happened to me if I've tried a new shake, I then do 200ml water 200ml almond milk

@MayDay27 I've heard that having an orgasm after he's cum in you helps the swimmers🤷‍♀️

@LauraT94 ahhh ok, yeah you need to wait for your next period then you'll hopefully be able to see some sort of pattern. 🤞🏻you'll ovulate in the nxt day or 2 then😀

@Minster2012 my christmas list consists of anything and everything. i think i'm really easy to buy for but OH doesn't agree. as a woman i really just enjoy yhr little things like make up, socks, skincare bits, shower bits, nail stuff, clothes, bags, jewellery, stuff for the house etc 🤷🏼‍♀️ one of the main things i want is a NuSkin Lumi spa which is a facial cleansing (brush kind of thing) but i totes am not getting thag off OH so will probs buy it for myself as it is quite pricey! i would be happy with a new hoover tbh😂 ooo i also want a new coffee machine!

@Minster2012 that's brilliant, loving the doing the doggie so they face the right way! Knowing my OH it might not be the worst idea!

@Newbie0818 its suite hard for me to tell the difference as i find myself very wet anyway 🥴 i did the ass fruit juice and EPO this month too so i'll probs just be extra wet 😂

@Chlo2701 per serving mt shake is 119kcal so with my milk i could have 200ml of it and it would be 211kcal altogether so could add water i guess ?!

@lucyrp they are reduced on amazon at the moment, wasn't sure whether to invest or not. Think I will wait until next week to see if needed 🤣

I'm the same, much happier with things like shampoo and hair bands.

I love my coffee machine! It's just the breville rose gold with milk frothier but it makes lovely lattes

@MayDay27 I do the same, tissue straight there! I actually keep a roll in my bedside drawer lol

@Clairey844 omg I need to take a look at this thread🤣 I'm laughing at just your comments!

@Minster2012 what???!!! Fuck me, you mean its nearly Christmas😳😳🤣🤣
Well I just do my OH a little stocking, & this year I've bought him some sheepskin slippers👴🏼 we dont really buy for each other, we prefer to have a wknd away together. & I much prefer that as he's really fussy & particular he's soooo hard to buy for! & anyway he's got the best present of all.....ME💁‍♀️🎁

Talking of xmas presents, the only thing I've got for my OH is a Body Shop Hemp body butter and hand cream; we don't really go wild with presents for each other so I've just got him that because he uses it, likes it and needs more-I highly recommend it if anyone's OH gets dry skin from work-OH is a plasterer so his hands get mega dry

@Smushty14 it was hard to get into to start with but now i'm on a roll with it! my mum used to get me little bits like that and they were my fave presents over the bigger ones. ooo also pjs! who doesn't love pjs or slippers! i just have the tassimo at the moment but its broken so i need a new one. its torture having the pods in the cupboard and not being able to use them 😂

i've got my OH a leather bracelet that i get him every year ( long story) 😂 and a few clothes so far.

@LauraT94 btw we need a bedside table shots of your friends that keep you company...I've asked for a bigger dildo from DH for Xmas 😂🤣& can your OH really go for a 2 months without it then, is that his libido? That's some difference

@Newbie0818 are you going to test this week 🤞🏻for you gorgeous

@MayDay27 we absolutely have got the raw deal, but on this bus there are some ninjas here we've realised that either do some cunning commando roll so that no jizz falls out (not me, I'm shit) or those like me who blatantly have some cavernous big foof which leaves all the swimmers flailing back out onto the sheet into a big sperm lake that you then spend all night trying to avoid in some weird cat position 🙄

@Clairey844 ive just been reading the wrong AIBU thread but another smelly one about a smelly room where some ppl have suggested getting a priest in to exorcise a room which smells! Honestly!

@Smushty14 we also have a big roll in the drawer! It's such a romantic moment when the DH hands me the roll as I try not to move as much as possible!

@Chlo2701 I've just been taking the b6 the last couple of days. But I've had weird twinges today and so I'm wondering if it's that or not.

@SarahTTC2020 I've never been a style queen but Jesus right now it's bad. I only wash my hair once a week now and I can never remember when I last did it. I maybe need to find comfortable dresses then @Minster2012. 🤣

@Minster2012 WTF is this thing about saliva? Sometimes spit comes into the equation and does that mean I am killing the little swimmers????

@lucyrp yeah do 50/50 milk & water then👌🏽

Oh yes @MayDay27 you need to drink ass fruit juice. Both kinds. Grapefruit for upto ovulation & pomegranate either all way through but DEF after. Moister than an oyster.

We have tissue by the bed too. Don't most civilised ppl??

My wants for Xmas ;

• a big dildo
• a hood for my Barbour coat
• new sheepskin slipppers (I'm old too)
• rukmini iyer around the world cookbook (I have 2 others & they are brilliant)
• a plant stick from ivy & the wolf

For DH:

• a new wedding ring (fucker lost his day after my birthday)

I've got no other ideas as just used them for his birthday & his ring was expensive. Help!

@Minster2012 I doubt it lol af always comes when I plan to test. I was absolutely convinced af had started the other day too so she's round the corner probably x

Normally the spunk stays in unless I sit deliberately on DHs side of the bed and cough. I may be cruel/ick.

Ha ha @AHobbyaweek no not really, it's a bit of a myth! That's why it's added to the tongue in cheek list but it's better to use a "conception friendly lube"

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thebump.com/a/saliva-and-sperm-count/amp

www.givelegacy.com/resources/conception-perceptions/

@lucyrp oh yes you can't forget the PJs! I love Harry Potter pyjamas - so sexy I know! Haha

I've gotten my partner an Xbox game so far and that's it...

@MayDay27 ahaha that so sounds like me!

@Minster2012 a hood? What happened to the last one or should I not ask 🤣 I love emu slippers, slightly pricy but worth the cost!

I'm sure I am doing all sorts of things "wrong" based on the list

@Minster2012 I'll be stocking up on grapefruit and pomegranate! That sounds an epic Xmas list! I'm useless at presents especially for the DH but he wants the new PS5 so he can sort himself out with that! I got a bath caddy for my birthday which has been the best thing ever!! Literally just a plank of wood that lies across the bath and holds my essentials like chocolate, wine and my kindle.

@Chlo2701 I'm almost sure temp will confirm O tomorrow! But will be interesting to see how RHR changes too 🤷🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 haha I'll do you one better, here are links to my besties 😂

The everyday-er: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B083Z11KMQ/ref=cmswwrcppapifabcc_4OcVFbAAS30CD

The rabbit (4 years in and still going strong): https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14099

The intense one (feels more similar to being licked out than vibrating!): https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B075GKLHML/ref=cmswwrcppapifabcc9ScVFbK5JTXW9?encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Definitely go for the wand (first link). I use it most days! And it's a good one for using during partnered sex too.

And yes DH just has SUCH a low libido! Used to really bother me and we'd argue a lot, but I came to the conclusion I love him more than I love regular knobbing 😂

@Chlo2701 i shall maybe have it for breakfast tomorrow. although i bought some cranberyy and white chocolate granola the other day from sainsburys to be festive 😍 and i still have some salmon pate that needs eating.

@Smushty14 i wanted to get OH the new xbox for christmas but i can't get my hands on it anywhere !

@MayDay27 i bought myself one of those a few months ago! great purchase ! can rest my ipad on it so can watch netflix in the bath 😂