Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

Oh no that sucks @Minster2012!! Hope you feel loads better soon

@minster2012 ouchhh you're gonna have some keen bruises there duck! Take care and get better soon. Hope they sort you out. X

@Minster2012 sympathies, I also have terrible veins and nurses like to stab me repeatedly...
@AHobbyaweek I’ll put a pic when I finish them, I nearly finished one today, knitting is so therapeutic, isn’t it?
Should I take one more test next weekend? Or just forget the whole malarkey for a month? I have dh birthday, the school holidays, Xmas, and busy at work in between to keep me busy, so I think is doable...

@amy2503 it'll happen for you one way or another, don't worry❤️

@Florence13 ohhh I'd love everyone in this group by next year to have a baby!!

@Kirky658 I think they're so homely and cosy and add character the house! Definitely fingers crossed for us all!!

@Minster2012 ohhh how shit!! I hope you're better and out of there soon!! Nurses also struggle to get my veins too, say they're good veins but very deep, and for someone who hates the sight of needles, it's never nice!

@Minster2012 sending hugs, hope it's a short and sweet stay for you xx

Wow... I've missed sooo much! Any bfp this month?

I had to have a break as af arriving this month after a 3month wait took it's toll on my mental health and physical health too. After 3 weeks of af think I'm nearing the end of it and hopefully back on the bus 🤞 had ultrasound scan this week and all came back looking normal . So drs are now just putting lack of conception down to my bmi being too high. And wont refer me to fertility clinic until bmi is under 30! Currentt in the 60s somewhere ( but ever so slowly decreasing)

How is everyone doing? Any obscene stories I missed?

@Minster2012 blimey! My nurse had 9 attempts at my last blood test (and eventually gave up!), and I thought that was bad! Sending positive non-prickly vibes and minuscule bruising to you x

@Minster2012 oh my goodness hun. You are going to have some right bruises!! 14 attempts to get a cannula in, oh hun it’s never taken me that many attempts even on some really poorly patients. Not sure what they were messing at especially with a scanner as well!! Sending big virtual hugs your way and hoping your feeling a little better today.

Thank you ladies, I'm still reading but not got much energy, so won't be doing tags for all but love to all

Hello to newbies 🥰🙌🏻and hey again @Dollybird89 that sounds awful but it's good nothing wrong & keep going with the weightloss hun

@Franklydear did you test again or leave it hun?

@LB20xx were you testing today if AF hadn't arrived? 🤞🏻❤️let's hope

I want to get out before I have to go to a ward as they have my negative Covid results but I'm in individual room atm. Doctor at 1.45am said my bloods were "unremarkable" so guessing not pregnant 😂

Hey lovely ladies thought I'd check in and see how you are all doing? Xx

@Minster2012 oh my god! Your hand looks fucked 😩. I didn't even know you could take synthetic cortisol that's crazy. Are you okay? X

Haven't read anything since my last post, I felt unwell last night and I am now in hospital being checked

Hey lovelies! Didn't manage to check in yesterday, slept most of the day and then OH dragged me out food shopping before I "got bed sores" 😩😂. I did however take a test, and it was a BFN. Still no signs of AF though 🙄.

@Minster2012 just seen you're in hospital, hope you're feeling better soon! 💞

@Franklydear sending lots of positive wishes your way 💞

@franklydear hope your ok and they figure out what's wrong x

@minster2012 any light at te end of the tunnel for your hospital visit?

On a positive note. Even though af is still here managed to dtd 3 times this week.. I think after the positive results from all the Drs visits finally lifted the ball and chain around my neck.. and boy I swear dtd never felt so good . Felt like a bloody porn star 😂😂 no need for the friends in the bedside table for me this week 😁

Complete miscarriage, ...

@Franklydear oh darling so sorry big squeezes, all body squeezes lovely ☹️❤️😔

@Dollybird89 yay for libido

@LB20xx sorry for BFN & it's so frustrating when AF, a lot of us know that!

I'm out! Yay but still feel shite. DS saying tummy hurts so it might be a slight sick bug. & bloods say not pregnant as expected.

@franklydear I'm so sorry x get plenty of chocs in and try and rest xx gutted for you xx

@Minster2012 and @Franklydear hope you two lovely ladies are doing ok. Both going through it at the minute. Sending lots of love your way xx

@Franklydear sending you lots of love and hugs today 💓

@franklydear so sorry hun. Sending hugs. Nothing I can say will make it better I'm sure but we are all here for you. Xx

Aw @Franklydear I've just seen all this 😭 im so so sorry xxx big massive hugs sent ur way ❤❤

@Minster2012 oh dear u ok? U never get it easy do you? 🤦‍♀️ hoping u bounce back quickly mrs and feel much better soon ❤❤ xx

@Franklydear big hugs, be kind to yourself ❤️💔❤️

@Franklydear so sorry to hear this 😭😭
@Minster2012 hope you are getting better as well!
I had been reading about all your wreath making, so headed to the woods today to collect bits. First ever attempt, its a bit big 🙈

also @AHobbyaweek was it you that asked about alcohol during tww? The one month I drank during the tww was the month I got my BFP. Nothing wrong with it at all ☺️ I think stress is worse than a glass of wine!

So sorry @Franklydear

I take one day off for my birthday and feel like I've missed everything 🤣

@Minster2012 @Franklydear sending you both lots of love 💜

@blodyn91 good luck with your wreath! I've bought a garland for the fireplace so will try that first before progressing to a wreath.

Thank you everyone, the good part is that there is no health danger and we can try again straight away, bestie took upon herself to collect me from hospital, got a take away coffee and drank it on the beach, we’ve been there over an hour, home now, waiting for a take away, I might take tomorrow off or maybe show up really late, haven’t decided