Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Minster2012 I know, thank fuck eh 😂 and luckily one of my guests was a make up artist so was getting her to touch up my face before the profesh pics lol! Thank you, yeah I know. It's so bad really! So do you think you can start in dec if your period shows? And I didn't know that about NI either so thanks for the education @Mrsbear1122 and sorry for AF rearing her witchy head!
@Balajake congrats 🥳 best of luck for a sticky bean!
@Franklydear everything crossed for you hun!

@Ltay2 get out???? I went to roe lee until year 2 then went to St Gabriel's, but didn't go to pleckgate or St Mary's but knew a lot of people that did!! How weird!!!

@Mrsbear1122 so sorry for af arriving!

@Balajake congratulations!!

@kalidasa it was about 26 hours in total, it stopped a couple of times in between, when I had a miscarriage before ds, I was so ill, and the bleeding was so heavy that I went dr and then found out that’s what is was, ...

@Vil10 Oh weird!! I will have left by the time you were in year 2 I think 🙈 didn't know anyone from St Gabriel's really although remember some people from there and other local schools being at the after school club

@Minster2012 aww thank you, it's a blinder isn't it, he really shocked me! 💍🥺. Hahaha the only good thing to come from having the mirena was the growth of the tatas, went from a D to a GG! 🤣

On CD39, 8 days late now according to Glow, but Flo seems to think AF is due today, but I'm not feeling the usual AF signs 🙃. God knows why they're such different dates! How confusing😩

@Franklydear I'm so glad to hear everything's settled down a bit! Bubba is snuggling in safe and sound from the sounds of it!

@Balajake congratulations!

Ugh I've had such a stressful morning! I run my own business as well as the nannying and have been trying to get all my Black Friday deals set up and MY GOD things were just not working this morning 😂

Gonna add my link on here (to Facebook) because God knows small businesses need all the help they can get haha, especially at the mo!

www.facebook.com/groups/657188681827656/

Here's hoping the rest of today is less stressful 😩 Happy Friday y'all! X

@Balajake congratulations x

@Balajake congratulations! 🥳

@Balajake aw, massive congratulations! 🥰💞🍼

Have had to swap my lanzoprazole to omeprazole (they're both anti acid reflux meds) as the lanzoprazole isn't good in pregnancy.

I now feel 🤢🤢🤢 and trying to convince myself 4dpo is too early for any other kind of nausea 😂🤢

@Balajake congratulations 😊

Little update from me, had my scan today and she adjusted my due date slightly to 7th June, so day after DH. All was well and it was incredible to see it wriggling around. I really do hope you all get your babies soon ❤️❤️

Thankyou everyone xxx

Checking in whilst eating soup ...mmm

@Balajake congratulations! I remember! ❤️🙌🏻

@Franklydear I've always wanted to visit Brixham tbh. I'll come down & give your boobs a rub to check your soreness, not the foof, that's a bit weird& you are Catholic. & sort out boss baby for sure. None of us are patient except @LB20xx she's doing great at being patient 🥰😘. @Joanna1009 has the naughty hat on. @LB20xx aside from your lovely ring & boobs, are you planning on testing?

@kalidasa oooo what are you doing for DS1??

@notyetamumbuttrying well even if we "start in Dec" it's taking northisterone from day 21 of cycle which then holds off any bleeding & means any egg released is just absorbed & puts ovaries into temp menopause state. I can be held in that state for however long. So when I phone to say my AF has arrived they wil look at their diaries & work out when is best but no can't be before Xmas then with the drugs & scans of womb lining needed it's a month after they open again so beginning of feb for transfer is the soonest. I'm just so confused if it was OV pains yesterday (now gone) what do I do?

@LauraT94 I would say too early yep but lovely thinking!

@SarahTTC2020 that's great news! Congratulations again lovely xxx

@Minster2012 haha believe me, it's taking everything in me to not test yet! I'm going to try and hold until Sunday in case AF shows up over the weekend 😩. I did have AF type of cramps earlier but they've gone now 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Minster2012 I did not foresee that story getting so big, and outing me... boobs status bigger and sore, bra uncomfortably tight so not my wishful thinking...
I am going to test again tomorrow and next Wednesday, and then I think I will be able to relax

Heyyy ladies just checking in

@franklydear glad all sounds well!
@balajake congrats hun

So I've meant to have been working today but after yesterday's antics I have decided to take a laid back approach and only do what must be done... So I've cleaned my house today inbetween emails and conf calls tehe

Hoping for a bumper weekend of 🍆🍆🍆 this weekend as projected OV on Monday...can we do 4 days... Eep. Hoping after last night's failed encounter that we will both be gagging for it but I expect we will both be knackered as usual.

Any suggestions to get the ball rolling and to make things a bit more sexy this weekend?

@Franklydear glad everything is settled at the moment and wishing you all the best but sounds very positive with your symptoms all being there.

@Balajake congratulations

@SarahTTC2020 aww so glad all is well

@Minster2012 yes I think it’s a more than respectable gap 🤣
@Clairey844 thank you let’s hope so!
@Franklydear it must be better than 20 year old at home right? Although I just think they’ll think I shouldn’t because I’ve got 3. When I told them about ds3 (had my own house by then and full time job) they weren’t over the moon. But they do come round to it I think I just shock them! I suppose when I told them about ds3, ds1 and 2 were only 2 and 4 some probably they just worry about me managing. They’re never cross or anything I just feel that they’re not over the moon about it!

@LB20xx you've had great restraint, more than most of us, myself included! ❤️here's hoping for no AF 🤞🏻

@Franklydear all looking good for my road trip, except lockdown. Sorry I meant all looking good for you dearest...😘don't stop telling us stuff for fear of outting. I mean we are all TTC after all!

@Kirky658 what was the name of that film @lucyrp 365days MIA?? Or something??? Maybe watch that 🤞🏻you can do it! 4 days, that's nothing. Challenge yourself to a different room a day, different position! Maybe we need to resurrect position of the day? I got my sex dice through the post I could roll each day if you like??

Periods arrived. Glad it's here so I don't have to keep waiting and can get it over with, but also feeling such deep sadness too, so scared it won't ever happen for me. x

@Minster2012 you know what is funny? I am actually very private, my friends usual complaint is my inability to reach and share my feelings, or to express them at least,.. and yet here I am...
@Kirky658 schedule it, get random or make a game but make it happen
@LB20xx fingers crossed

Congratulations @Balajake
@Franklydear sounds good and fingers crossed.

App agrees ovulation yesterday so all of the 🍆 I got over the few days before will hopefully do its work. Now to wait. Is it to early to POAS??  do we have a naughty spot for early testers yet?
I did have a really sharp pain in my side early this morning that really took my breathe away. Not sure what that was.

@lucyrp I seduced DH by occasionally rubbing up against him in the afternoon/evening, mentioning potential mouth action and then denying walking away again until he had enough and DTD. I do use that a lot though. Poor DH

@Minster2012 ah I see! Eek I don't know hun, very confusing tbh 🤷🏾‍♀️
@amy2503 aww sorry hun! How long you been ttc for again? Time for investigations yet?
@Franklydear the anonymity on here really goes a long way in being able to share on here doesn't it. Bleeding stopped now? Sorry if you've already said.

@minster2012 I like the idea of the dice roll! We tend to go between standard, doggy or me on top, we are quite boring really

@franklydear deffo have to schedule I think otherwise I will do that classic woman thing of having other things to do...

I shall update you on the outcomes after our 4 day streak!

@notyetamumbuttrying bleeding stopped, it lasted just over the 24 h, but I did pass a little piece of tissue/coagulated blood/who knows, so quite scary....
My anonymity is slipping away, but I’ll trade it for true friendship
@Kirky658 schedule if it must, all goes