Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@LauraT94 your chart looks great. I bet you'll get pregnant 😂 and if you do it will be absolutely bloody amazing! 💕 if not, don't be too downhearted x

@MimiRai sorry about your losses :( and doesn't sound greedy at all don't be silly!

@Kirky658 your story really makes me lose faith in the nhs, so sorry you had to go through all of that! How bloody annoying!
And about the work stuff, wtf! Leave girl, get outta there!

@kalidasa I must admit hyperemisis scares the shit out of me, sounds awful! Knowing my luck I'll get it 😂 hope you catch soon and this pregnancy isn't as painful x

@paintfairy well said sister 👏🏼 it's such a shame

@Vil10 beautiful pups. I'm the same with photos 😂 I might as well just post my face now there's bound to be someone on here that knows me through my pets!
(If anyone does btw, speak up!)

@2020mission I know this is hypocritical of me to say, but don't give up hope x

@Pancakes90 heyyyy. Pancakes are legit my fave food 🥞👌🏻

@Smushty14 that's so awful to have experienced :( so sorry x

@NestinginNL Ooh what's the novel about? I would so love to retrain and do interior design, how do you get into it?

@Minster2012 hmmm. Could it be ov? And that's good news about ivf!

@Clairey844 Oh wow he IS a keeper!!

@lucyrp @2020mission mine proposed at his grandads bday party 😂 so random but was amazing because everyone was there, so we had a big piss up after and his grandad was so adorably happy about it. He designed my engagement ring himself too which was so surprising💕

@InkyPaper keep chasing the docs as something is definitely not right. Pcos and stuff like that is so easy to miss. I'm so surprised I got a diagnosis so quickly and unexpectedly as my symptoms are hella mild compared to other people.

Right, my story...

• I grew up in Dubai, mums an alcoholic (a whole other host of drama with that one!) and dad remarried so I have two beautiful step siblings who are 2 and 4. Casual 25 year age gap ha.
• I'm 27, dh is 29. Met in uni at (ironically) an event called The Safer Sex Ball where we had a one night stand and just never ended up leaving each other again 😂- Been together 10 years and married for 2. Best day of my life 💕

-came off the pill after 11 years in aug 2019 and realise something was wrong as periods were so irregular. Got a pcos diagnosis. -dh had a SA and has sperm morphology issues, so we're extra fucked.

• always had a massive fear of not being able to have children and now it's coming true. Feel like a failure and like it's never going to happen. Waiting on fertility referral apt, but have been told of it doesn't get to us by tomorrow to call and ask, so looks like we'll have to.
• can't buy a house because we're friggin renting which drains all our money, so saving our deposit is taking ages. Probably another couple of years. Unlike friends who have had family help or lived at home forever after uni -.-
• secondary school English teacher. Feeling devalued and shat on.
• we have a beautiful puppy Milo, and a gorgeous tortoise Doug.

And now everyone probably knows who I am. But do I give a shit anymore? No! 🙃

Currently in the bath being watched by pup. I feel like he's basically a furry child 😂

@Newbie0818 i feel you on the saving for a house, we're renting and the rent is like double what a mortgage would be 🤣🙈 got to laugh or il cry!

@Smushty14 i just tell him now that I'm waiting and he better hurry up 🤣 I joke il leave if he doesn't and he's like okay then 😂

@Minster2012 lots of shops are doing click and collect etc. Someone has set up a virtual Christmas market on FB which is allowing lots of local businesses to sell online.
Yeah we're in Leicestershire, on the border of there and Warwickshire-without massively outing myself, Nuneaton is our next closest town x

@Newbie0818 ha ha, he plays on it a bit, he'll say grab me a beer from the fridge, I did save your life 😂😂 it's only ever really said in jest though

@NestinginNL Thankyou!x

@Newbie0818 hahaha that is literally how I feel, I can't remember who it was, might've been @KateColx who lives not far from me!

@Newbie0818 awww that sounds lovely! Nice thag everyone was there !🥰

Wow, this bus is moving faster again, loving all your stories...
My symptoms are definitely not gone, sore painful boobs, nausea, heartburn, tired, and peeing every 5 minutes... A doctor called this morning to double check doctor Google work, he did say to take a test next week just for reassurance, everything else is fine

Ooh where are you @Vil10? 👀

I thought I might have given myself up with the announcement pic the other day 😂

Girls I've been away a couple of days and you're half way through another bus 😂 have I missed any big news? Any BFPs? I'll try and catch up later. X

@MimiRai they're amazing aren't they, I had a pack the other day, I hadn't had any since my intense craving 😂 my fiancé hated the smell of them though hahah!

Loved reading all the stories 🥰 and @lucyrp no story is too deep 😌
First of all @Minster2012 whats this about a poor farmer with 5 daughters, Im a better farmer than both my brothers put together 🤣🤣
So on the wedding front, got engaged Aug 19 on top of a mountain, wedding planned for June 2020, quick turn over (I wanted to get married before kids 🙈), wedding cancelled till June 2021 so gave ourselves 4 months to get pregnant straight off the pill, very lucky to catch on our last month of trying, wedding now pushed back to 2022, because I want a BIG wedding on the farm 🤭. So long engagement after all!
Ive reached a point now after organising it three times that I don't even want to get married 🤦🏼‍♀️ Somone asked me the new date the other day and I had to check my emails, because I just couldn't remember. Hopefully will all be fun again by this time next year.

@Newbie0818 right back at you, we can do this! 🤞

@franklydear glad things are settling honey, sending hugs!

So we've got wine... Yes it's a Thursday but after the day I've had think I've earned it!

@Vil10 I am near you too I think! Or at least I was until I moved slightly further away to live with OH 🙊

@KateColx Burnley, from blackburn though👀

@Franklydear glad you're feeling more reassured!!

@Ltay2 oooo where where you and where are you now??

@Vil10 I am near Blackpool now, although grew up and still work in Blackburn!

@Newbie0818 thanks lovely, I'm definitely going to keep chasing the doctors this time! You're not alone in your infertility fears, I feel the same way. Hard not to panic. The biggest of hugs for you, can't imagine how stressful and horrible it must be trying to teach right now

@Franklydear glad the spotting has stopped and you've had some reassurance from the doctor

@Ltay2 ohhh yesss I remember you saying!! Ahhh how intriguing!! How old are you?x

@Vil10 I know so weird! I have just turned 30

@Vil10 oh yes I do remember now!! Supeerrrrr close to me!! I normally work in Darwen but obvs from home this year 🙄

@Ltay2 @KateColx ahhhh I bet we have mutual friends somewhere down the line!!x

@Vil10 I bet we do that's strange 😂 I went to primary school, high school and college in Blackburn so no doubt some connections!

See on the wedding front I'd be more inclined to propose & use it as an excuse to have a smaller wedding (& less cost, less worry) I'm from a small family & DH's massive & he wouldn't limit his. It was very one sided & @blodyn91 we did engagement to wedding in 6 months! On the female farmer daughter front you know I love u & wasn't saying that one of my close friends runs a farm, But none of the daughters wanted to take over the farm (though one married a farmer & you know what they say...make sure you marry more land 😝so he was gutted for that reason). I'm picturing your big wedding on the farm, your one year old riding a sheep down the aisle bringing the rings 🐏🐑followed by the dogs 😀😁it'll be perfect

@Kirky658 you def deserve wine lovely & sorry no reps or anything else we can do really. It's gutting for you 😔 this picture is for you, this day is....

@AHobbyaweek so do you think you will ovulate today or tomorrow..I'm sure you can seduce him again! 🍆

@InkyPaper god what awful timing on your vaginismus & the skin & bowel cancer such a worry must have been horrible for you no wonder you had anxiety but thank god for having such a great DH ❤️🙌🏻hopefully we can help out with the fertility worries are we know many of us have the same fears 😘

@SarahTTC2020 another romantic story (what do you mean me & the 💩??!😝) and you got a picture that's so magical and I have a links charm bracelet too which has important things on it, hopefully you will get to add a baby one to it also 🍼

@Newbie0818 the safer sex ball why am I not surprised at that 😂🤣& a 25 year age gap wow that's pretty special (& kinda weird but in a lovely way!). Utmost respect for the teachers & nhs workers & care workers & volunteers & so many other support workers currently. But you guys, man it's so hard what you do full stop let alone being in a dangerous & vulnerable position. We value you 😊. Chase that referral tomorrow, and push it lovely. We are here for you xxxx

@Clairey844 that's good then on the shops, I'm trying to buy as much locally (safely) as possible & on Etsy in general & secondhand, I know the area yes but it sucks for so many. Our nearest town is lovely with many independent shops & it was thriving. I'm worried for it 😔

@Franklydear I want your symptoms to stay there!

Soooo I need a little help ladies....

I've got these weird pains in my hip. @Newbie0818 asked maybe OV pains. I've no idea I've never had them before. What do OV pains feel like? I'm CD42. Ive just had a poke & yeah I guess I've got some stretchy ewcm. Not loads but it def stretched about 3inches then some creamy cm too. (But some ppl get before AF right???) ive had a headache all day & feel a bit weird, & very tired. It's like a stabbing pain that's getting more constant now middle of where my right pant side going up sits.
Very unusually for us we've not had sex since Sunday. Sunday morning in fact. And twice on Saturday. Morning & night. What if it is OV?? But don't forget I'm very faulty, v low AMH & likely not ovulating anyway from the test I had.

I'm meant to start the northisterone next Tuesday for 5 days to bring on a period for the ivf.

Add to that DH & I argued earlier tonight.

What do I do??
Do we DTD tonight & tomorrow (assuming we manage to speak)
Ignore Tuesday /northisterone
& wait and see? AF could arrive anyway so fine for AF /IVF
Or stick to ivf plan knowing that it's the slimmest of slim slim miracle chances anyway

Arghhhhhhh fuck boy body

@Minster2012 our bodies like to confuse us don't they! Could be ov pains and to have egg white cm at the same time sounds interesting. I wonder if your body skipped a period?

@minster2012 I love that pic, thank you ❤️
Just tried to seduce DH, we started to have sex then we just both lost it....too much wine 😂 there's a fine line it appears

@Minster2012 ooh, I hope you find an answer soon, and make up with dh, whatever it is, cannot be that bad
My symptoms are intensifying, but I also have a sore foof, like before af, that one I don’t understand, can someone enlighten me?