Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@notyetamumbuttrying 🤣 shame I don't know any useful ones!

@paintfairy I know useless things about the London Underground, like the shortest escalators are at Stratford station and the longest are at Angel 😂

@amc2018 glad I could help!

@paintfairy stats are good, I'm hoping my son is an exception, though there are many times when I wish he wouldn't speak sooooo much

@amc2018 ahhh yes that makes sense, most "places" (google) says upto 24 hours after peak on OPK, did you say you are using clear blue so have you got your peak? Which clear blue ones are you using as you've said test strips? I think you've covered it lovely but today certainly helpful 🥰

AF arrived btw! Talk about making me wait all bloody day for it lol! Ah well, let's hope it inspires Dh to sort this bleeding second SA out 😖

@Minster2012 great :) I'm using the clear blue connected so you can test and eject the strips out when you the reading comes put and transfer to your phone and you can see the lines. X

@Minster2012 I am only getting the flashing faces which is high fertility still waiting for the solid face which is the peak day. thanks for all you help it's so helpful to know I'm not the only one :) x

I just woke up, spotting red a bit on pad, I swear I had periods like it, it’s so hard to be calm, I said to dh that I would test again on the weekend, but I now really want to do it in the morning, in my paranoia I don’t feel my boobs so full or sore anymore but I did have tingling again yesterday, why nothing is straight forward?

Hey guys
Can I join?
Trying after a MMC in September, currently cd2 x

Well af came during the night, WITH A VENGEANCE. So painful. Serves me right for considering to test 😒

@Sussexgirlie5 welcome, sorry about your MMC :( how long have you been ttc for?

@Franklydear it must be so scary for you, definitely test again and keep into close contact with docs just in case x

@Vil10 there is a gym that's more 24/7 but i have to drive there and obvs don't have a membership there. it's about 20 minutes away and the one i go to is 30 seconds down the road and there's swimming pool there etc.

definitely wasn't ov pains so no idea what it was temps just sitting at normal range again today😴 CD22 and nothing 😫

@notyetamumbuttrying @Newbie0818 sorry you've both been hit by AF :(

@amc2018 hopefully you get that peak today!

@Franklydear I'm sorry you're having a stressful time. If testing will help put your mind at ease then definitely do it x

Morning

@Newbie0818 aaahhh so gutted she arrived-unwelcome uninvited bitch.

@Franklydear sorry to hear you're still spotting and it's red; it's so hard not knowing what is going on. Not sure how early they will see you at your epu-usually it's 5/6 weeks I think so if it continues maybe give them a call once you're over 5 weeks.

@paintfairy speaking of boys, I'm worried that OH will only produce boys 😅. His dad had three boys and then a girl - but she is now a he so clearly his dad's swimmers were skewed one way 😂.

My friend who gave birth last week had her husband's fifth boy! Funny how it seems some men just have one type of swimmers 🙊.

Right, AF showed at bedtime last night! I blame it on the BD we had before dinner, must've brought it on lol. Cycle 12, CD2 reporting in 😬.

I just pass a tissue, like a 20 p coin size, this isn’t good, is it?

Morning lovely ladies❤️

Oh no @notyetamumbuttrying bloody thing AF! You need to poke DH to do the SA instead of him poking you!!

That makes more sense @amc2018 fingers crossed you get the peak today and more 🍆🍆🤪but you have been covering it great, I've used the advanced ones before which gave the flashing and solid faces & lots of ppl who are now pregnant have too

@Franklydear ❤️❤️sending ALL the hugs and if it would reassure you keep testing. And no, nothing is easy. Especially nothing you want badly love.

Hey @Sussexgirlie5 welcome, sorry to hear about your MMC, they can be horrible, a few of us here have been through the same, and MC, some "easier" some harder so we get the longing.

@Newbie0818 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️god dang it. Sorry lovely bloody painful bitchy witch. Nooooooo. What can you do to today or tonight for niceties?? 🎄🎄

I went to sleep with a big stitch pain last night, feeling rubbish, & woke up with it still there this morning. TMI WARNING- I thought having a good old dump would help. It hasn't 🤔😆🤨 hmmmmmmm
I did a legs type HIIT workout last night whilst watching a bit of saving lives at at sea. It made me think of @Franklydear, it showed a bit of Hastings (am I getting closer???) could it be that?? Feel really crap this morning 😔

@Franklydear this picture is for you....

@Juno231 we have a running joke in DHs family that his family can only produce boys. DH is eldest of 4, 3 boys, then one youngest girl, his mum had a midway MC, another boy, she continued for a girl. She now has 5 grandchildren, our DS is the second of 5 boys. There are 30 cousins in his family, only 2 girls. One girl of our DS's generation so far. My brother also has a boy, 6 months. Add in most of us have dogs, some have horses /cats, naming (first & middle names) is an issue 😂😬hence we had a girls name straight away but couldn't agree with a boys name for AGES. We also know 1 person that has 7 sons & one who has 5. But one farmer (that's not great) who has 6 girls.

Morning everyone, just got back from my blood test. Another week and I may actually have some answers about what's going on with me (or more questions). I've had the hormone blood tests many times over the years and it's always come back normal. Never managed to time it for CD2 though so perhaps that'll give a different outcome? Who knows.

@Franklydear the biggest of hugs for you ♥️

@Minster2012 sorry you're feeling crappy this morning! Hope you feel loads better soon - perhaps a peppermint tea would help if it's stomach pain?

@Franklydear sending hugs your way, it doesn't sound good ... As it sounds similar to my CP last month, are you getting cramps?

Congrats to the BFPs yesterday @NestinginNL @Clairey844

AF due on Friday, brown spotting finally stopped on Mon night, but have a heavy feeling like AF is coming any second now...

@LauraT94 thanks hun, it's so shit! Hope you're ok @Newbie0818! We're all on at the same time @Juno231 sucks don't it! I'm Cycle 18 I think, month 15 as of next week.
@Minster2012 you're very right! He has his urologist follow up call today so he'll book his second SA after that if the hospital answers. (Calls not until 430). Hope you're ok today?
@Franklydear will you call docs again today? Sending hugs!

@Franklydear Sending you lots of hugs 💜

@Minster2012 In my family we have one boy every generation, the rest are all girls! Will be interesting to see when I do have children as to whether I will break that trend or follow tradition with a girl.

Looks as though my resting heart rate has increased quite a bit overnight! CD22/8 DPO potentially 9 based on my last dip. Although did it increase because I was watching a scary tv show 🤣🙈

@Newbie0818 @notyetamumbuttrying @Juno231 sorry to hear AF turned up for you all.

@Franklydear sorry to hear this is happening, sending virtual hugs.

@Minster2012 sorry to hear about the stomach pain as suggested maybe a peppermint tea.

@Smushty14 it's interesting isn't it! I wonder! (& can't help wish for a girl!) what were you watching??

@notyetamumbuttrying will check in after 4.30 to see if he's booked it!

Let's hope it's not AF @Mrsbear1122 🤞🏻

@InkyPaper peppermint tea, good idea, on it before dog walk, thank you!

I'm determined to be productive today after dog walk. Remind me of that later ladies 😂

So update on OH eye, think it's much better this morning. the nurse was horrified when she asked OH what time it had happened and he said 10am and her response "and you've only just come in now ?!" 🙊 and he told her he wouldn't have gone in if it wasn't for me and she said a good job he'd gone. found something black in his eye but not sure what it was. got drops to help it get better but if gets worse need to go to A+E😴

also this is the part of my cycle where i get fed up and bored 🙄 still waiting for ov

sorry for those who AF has got you😣

special hugs to @Franklydear💓

@lucyrp eek good job you made him be seen! Hope he's ok x
So I dreamt about you last night Lucy 😂 I dreamt that you lived in a pub with your mum and family so I met them all. You had a room downstairs that was like a studio flat, all open plan, and you had a bedroom off of it that your brother or someone lived in so he had to come through your room to get out 😆 how mad is my brain!
@Florence13 thank you. How ru today?
@Minster2012 I'll tell him you'll be checking 😝 hope the peppermint tea settles your stomach x