Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@lucyrp we are also Mexican this eve, cheese and chilli homemade quesadilla!

@AHobbyaweek omg I've always meant to try zombie run as I love anything zombie related! You've just reminded me about it so might try it this weekend!

@Kirky658 oooo nice! we've had to go to our local MIU quickly before tea as OH got some metal in his eye or at least thinks he did today in work and he wouldn't go so i've dragged him here to get it checked out. my enchiladas are waiting at home! 🥴

Why is a male doctor never the same? In summary, looks like nothing to worry about but if it doesn’t stop, or there’s blood in urine I can take a sample to the surgery to send to the lab, my meds remain the same but he suggested I goggle the studies as some showed some concerns... in a jits, talk to the midwives...

@lucyrp oh no, hope he's okay!

@Newbie0818 this was mine. Also regarding OPK being negative (its negative only in OPK terms). At the beginning of my cycles there wouldn't even be the faintest line on an OPK. Sorry Im getting excited for you, and I know getting your hopes up like this can be cruel! Have your cycles been consistent length wise?
@Juno231 so annoyed you think AF is on her way 😫 my OH wants an August baby because he is, and to prove that they are just as clever 😅

@Kirky658 he's fine thank you, the nurse told him off for not coming ewrkier when he said he did it at 10 am this morning !

i've just had ovulation type pains in my right side!

@lucyrp @Kirky658 What are the odds! I've just had fajitas 🤣

Hope your OH is okay!

So is an OPK supposed to be positive if pregnant then?

@Newbie0818 isn't a test at 14dpo pretty conclusive tho?! I'm just getting trolled by my own body it would seem lol! Haven't been late before either, all very new to me. Will you still just wait until taking a pregnancy test then?
@Vil10 thanks lovely! How are you getting on?
@Franklydear can't believe he told you to google 🙄 good he's not concerned tho, hopefully everything's ok x

@notyetamumbuttrying first doctor ever to, I’ll keep watch tomorrow, it hasn’t stop yet but slowed down a lot, so hopefully that’s all it is... if not, I just may call the midwives and explain that the male doctor didn’t say much

@Franklydear I'm glad you've seen the doctor and hopefully it's put your mind at ease slightly, even if he wasn't overly helpful!

R.e. summer babies, I was born on 21st July (my due date! I'm the only person I know actually born on their due date - mum was induced as I was footling breech though!). I was top of my class pretty much the whole way through primary, and for the first few years of secondary too 😜 so don't panic!! I was really put off about trying this month as I wanted to avoid August, but my hormones took over!!

@blodyn91 thanks for sharing :) cycle lengths vary each month although the last 3 have been 31-40 days which is nice. I've eaten my weight in chocolate and have a killer headache so I foresee af soon, I don't dare hope otherwise! Although I did go back and check my opk and it was a lot darker 🙈 but I know you can get an lh surge before af too. We'll see what happens, if she stays away over the next few days I'll be a little bit excited!

@notyetamumbuttrying I wouldn't rule anything out tbh the human can be a surprising thing. Do you know for certain you ov'd that day? Yeah I'll probably wait. I know it sounds so silly and I just need to get over it but it actually just makes me so anxious taking a test 😖

@Franklydear good idea. Peace of mind is best I think!
@Newbie0818 yeah I do opk's and get ov pain so it was defo that day. I guess I could have ov'd for longer cos of the soya, don't even know if that's a thing or not lol?! I've felt like I'm coming on all day so I'm she'll show tonight or overnight. I've got more period pain now so I'm sure by the time I go to bed, it'll be here. I understand the anxiety, do what you feels best for sure.

I need some advice ladies this is my current cycle my ovulation date doesn't look like it its going time arrive? What do people think? It's my first time I am tracking using clear blue. The love hearts are the DD days 🙈. Am I giving myself a good chance ?

Ok I think my head has gone crazy. My brain can't compute all the messages tonight clearly!
I'm realllllly confused.
@Newbie0818 you POAS but the wrong stick. Right? On purpose. Yeah? Eh?
@notyetamumbuttrying you got a bfn but we are hoping you aren't out.

@AHobbyaweek you are being chased by 🧟‍♂️🧟🧟‍♀️whhhhaaaatttttt????
@LauraT94 you were born on your due date, that's just weird but I'm glad I'm thinking I'm not the only exception to the rule ❤️

But @lucyrp yeeessss to OV pains! @Franklydear it's def snuggling in
@amc2018 hmmm is there anything else to go with the calendar? Im not sure what it's showing other than the DTD but it may be cos I'm not familiar with that particular layout

@Minster2012 sorry would help if I said the the purple circles are testing days that have come back as high fertility days I am still waiting for the peak fertility day which is meant to be the Lh peak. I am getting two lines on the op tests x

@Minster2012 when you break the msgs down like that I can totes see why you're confused 😆 thanks for the hoping hun, will update in the morning. And agree re @amc2018 pic, it's hard to know what's what. Is the 25th ov day?

If that’s fw I think you covered pretty well, but you can carry on a few extra times over the next couple of days, just in case @amc2018

@Franklydear @notyetamumbuttrying yeah the purple dots have come
Back high fertility I assume this is my fertility week because when I am looking at the test strips the lines are getting stronger I think it the ovulation date must be tomorrow? I will test again in the morning . Do I then have 12 hours? So confused 😆 haha

@lucyrp I can't believe that😂 I thought all gyms opened early and opened on weekends! You still went though well done!! Hope you're OH is okay! Yesss to ov pains!!

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm okay Thankyou, just plodding along, CD4, and af seems to have stopped this evening but I think I might just spot a bit of brown tomorrow, I usually do that anyway! Not sure whether to go for smep this cycle or another relaxed one! How are you feeling??

@amc2018 I'd say you're covering it pretty well lovely!x

I think summer born boys are actually the issue. Girls aren't so much of a problem. Statistically they seem to catch up later, which is the good news, but they do start out struggling.

I am dull and produce said statistics..... 🤣

@amc2018 think it's 24 hours from peak ov.
@Vil10 glad you're alright. I'm ok surprisingly, just annoyed at myself for getting my hopes and DH's! Need to get up and check for AF again but feeling lazy. Had pizza and chips for my tea instead of soup as I was feeling so sorry for myself earlier 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

Love a stat @paintfairy keep 'em coming 😄

@Vil10 thank you it's just so confusing I have used other opk abs found sometime My ovulation can be later in the cycle . X

@notyetamumbuttrying thanks that's good to know a bit more time :)