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Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

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Minster2012 · 23/11/2020 10:22

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

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Franklydear · 24/11/2020 16:49

Nurse called, she’ll ask a doctor to call me tonight, about managing my condition and the bleeding, although she did say it is fairly normal, unless cramping

Newbie0818 · 24/11/2020 16:52

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm a sort of don't test ever kindve girl haha, can't cope with it. I suppose if I get to the weekend I'll decide...

Kirky658 · 24/11/2020 17:08

@franklydear glad they are looking after you, hopefully you feel a bit relieved now.

I need a RHR expert!! Not sure who to rage 😂So I'm on CD8, period finished 21st Nov so CD5. You can see from the readings below that my RHR has been steadily increasing daily since I finished my period. Any thoughts?! I haven't done any exercise etc out of the ordinary, just the usual.

Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌
Kirky658 · 24/11/2020 17:10

That was meant to say 'who to tag'. The pupper was licking my phone. 😐

Franklydear · 24/11/2020 17:14

@Kirky658 you rage, girl 😂
Yes, still a bit of brown tinge on paper but I guess it takes time to go through ,.... she did say to head to a&e if any pain or more visible blood,

Newbie0818 · 24/11/2020 17:27

Don't ask why but I just did an OPK and now I wish I hadn't 🙈 the faintest line there so negative. surely if the opk is negative an hcg would be too as opk's can detect hcg. Gah!

paintfairy · 24/11/2020 17:29

@Franklydear I have no useful advice having never been pregnant. However I've read a lot of people say they spot and some quite far through pregnancy. So it's not unheard of. Definitely would help if the dr could talk to you though.

Terrible news about the fishermen. 😔

Chlo2701 · 24/11/2020 17:31

@Franklydear 🤞🏻 it's all to do with your bean just getting all snuggly. Luckily it's not red & you're not in pain so that's good.

@Kirky658 don't worry it's completely normal. I've been tracking my RHR for a fair few months now & once I finish AF it sometimes rises for a few days before dropping again

Kirky658 · 24/11/2020 17:34

@chlo2701 thanks lovely I'll keep an eye on it. Is it mad I was genuinely considering my actual period could have been IB... Think I'm going slightly mental (or perhaps I've already gone there lol) x

notyetamumbuttrying · 24/11/2020 17:43

@Newbie0818 I couldn't resist and obvs bfn 😒 don't know why I was kidding myself, ah well! Still no bloody period either 😖 not sure on the opk front, I don't think you can rely on it to detect pregnancy tbh.

kalidasa · 24/11/2020 17:50

@Franklydear that haematoma thing that @SarahTTC2020 mentioned above -- I had that with DS1 though a bit later on, about 8 weeks I think. It was actually red or at least pink blood I think and really freaked me out though luckily I had a scan that day anyway (I had zillions of scans in both pregnancies) and the doc who did the scan said they could see the haematoma and explained it all. That was fresher blood than yours though.

I have also had spotting before early losses but again, that was red or pink blood, not brown.

'Prune juice' bleeding (purply brown and thin) can be an indication of an ectopic I think. But that doesn't sound like what you're describing either. And didn't you say you had a lot of spotting in a previous pregnancy too? So probably just the same again?

I'm feeling very normal this evening having felt really weird for a few days so feeling less optimistic about this cycle (while also a teeny bit relieved if I get to postpone the convulsive vomiting/collapsing pelvis for a bit longer) -- such complicated emotions! I really feel for those of you who've had to bear this stage for months on end.

Franklydear · 24/11/2020 17:56

@kalidasa thank you, you are all doing a great job to help me keep calm, it probably is just implantation, but if I do freak out, I’ll head to the hospital to check it out,

notyetamumbuttrying · 24/11/2020 18:02

@Franklydear good luck lovely, I'm sure all is fine xx

lucyrp · 24/11/2020 18:11

@InkyPaper woop woop!!!

@Franklydear so sad about the fishermen, hope you're keeping okay 💓

Katao · 24/11/2020 18:13

@kalidasa in those few minutes waiting for a test result I'm quite sure what I am wishing for 🙈
@Franklydear awful to hear about the fishermen.

Hope you get some reassurance from the doctor soon.
@InkyPaper 🥳 at last!

lucyrp · 24/11/2020 18:15

@Chlo2701 omg i had a shake mid morning and haven't eaten anything since today and i drank loads of water and feel so full. enchiladas for tea!

Newbie0818 · 24/11/2020 18:31

@notyetamumbuttrying sorry about bfn :( you're not out yet though. And you don't know until you test!
On a I spent ages googling "negative opk, positive hcg" 😂 I need to just get over my fear and test. I had a tiny splodge of pink in my knickers just now though. Nothing when wiping however. God if this is af I just wish she'd hurry up and stop teasing me!

Vil10 · 24/11/2020 18:38

@lucyrp omgg whaaat! Those times are ridiculous!! Mine opens at 6am and shuts at 10pm! Yeah she has! I really like watching her videos!!

@notyetamumbuttrying sorry about the bfn😒

AHobbyaweek · 24/11/2020 18:39

All this gym talk, I am glad I did 35 minutes on the crosstrainer. Been trying Zombie run which has stories and zombie noises coming after you to help train you!

I am a June baby and didn't have any issues.

@Newbie0818 normally the dip and then back to high is a good sign. Implantation dip can happen about 7/8 days post ovulation.

Chlo2701 · 24/11/2020 18:39

@lucyrp did you do it 50/50 milk & water? Definitely fill up on fluids, that helps lots 👍🏻 from breakfast to lunch I had, 1 coffee, a dcaf coffee, berocca & handful of nuts. Then lunch protein shake with 400ml almond milk, then tea some lightly dusted fish with sweet potatoes & veg. Your enchiladas sound more appealing though!! Enjoy 🤤
For a snack Iately I've also got into the sweet chilli houmous from Tesco, & I dip red pepper, cucumber & carrot sticks in it

lucyrp · 24/11/2020 18:40

@Vil10 i think they used to open earlier but i can't remember as it wasn't the same time every day and it closed early on a friday and wasn't open sunday etc. it's now only open 9-12 on a saturday and sunday 🙄 i went tonight after work quickly 😂

Chlo2701 · 24/11/2020 18:41

@Newbie0818 will you test tomorrow if AF doesn't show through the night?

lucyrp · 24/11/2020 18:44

@Chlo2701 i did 100ml oat milk and 100ml almond and it was 229cal altogether! my enchiladas will come to about 551 calories for 3 abs some cheese on the top but may have more as i do have lots of calories left 😂 going to chuck some salad in there too for good measure 💪🏼 ooo yes i love houmous and olives!

AHobbyaweek · 24/11/2020 18:48

@Newbie0818 should have read everything before posting but OPK can be negative or positive in pregnancy. LH is not really supposed to be present in pregnancy and is inactive so a negative OPK doesn't mean anything at this stage.

Newbie0818 · 24/11/2020 18:51

@AHobbyaweek yeah tbh because of my pcos my temp constantly dips and goes back up again so I won't read much into it.

@Chlo2701 I doubt it lol

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