Bus 23- willies bouncing off cervix’s 🍆& downing prenatals with mouthfuls of jizz. TTC Nov/Dec 🚌

[Minster2012]

Welcome to the longest running funniest bus ride in history! Or so we like to think anyway...

Where TTC is sometimes the smallest part of the conversation and we like to keep things fun & spicy cos let's face it, TTC can be as hard as a very useful phallus shaped wooden kitchen implement. 🍆

TTC should be fun. And fortunately we have each other to make each other laugh, giggle & more often than not, spit out our tea or wine

We’ve actually been around each other since March but various of us running this bus since June & not got sick of each other yet ❤️🥰

How we roll on this bus...
⁃ No judgement & each to their own on your TTC journey
⁃ Sense of humour DEFINITELY required
⁃ A few of us like a sex toy a few don’t, there may be sex toys discussed! 🤪a few of our fellas have enjoyed this aspect
⁃ Support each other, ranting is allowed, saying you are down is encouraged & celebrating our happy days too 😘
⁃ We have fun
⁃ If you have a pet, it’s welcome aboard
⁃ NOTHING IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION

@Vil10 currently holds the 👑for filthiest/most embarrassing story, can you beat her???

Story so far...

June 24 BFPs
July 11 BFPs
August 18 BFPs
Sep 4 BFPs
Oct 7 BFPs

So far
6 BFPs in November

How many more 🤔🚌🥰

@Minster2012 hot button topic for me, not your fault. I'm bitter.

Hey ladies! Thanks for including me. Still waiting on my period to arrive- it's due Wednesday but I've been getting period feelings since Saturday 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄 just want to get it done so I can start over xxxxx

@Newbie0818 isn’t like a bit late for that? Cd 33 now, so maybe not,....
I slept again until now, I woke up at 6.15 with my alarm, so been mostly sleeping the last 16 hours.... glad I have a couple of days more off work.... I have an as a review this afternoon, should I mention the bleeding? I haven’t got to the loo yet, but I don’t feel any blood, I will update at some point

@inkypaper congrats on cd1 (rare I get to say that) lol x

@Franklydear I think it's worth mentioning if you have a review anyway - why not if it'll give you added peace of mind?

Hi @amy2503 I know that feeling well! Hope your period turns up soon so you can crack on with the next cycle 😊

@Kirky658 right?! I can't believe I'm this relieved about CD1 😂 thanks! X

Now I just need to get through tomorrow's blood test and hope that there might be some answers over what is actually happening with me

a bit of brown residue, but groin feels normal again, ...
On the summer babies, going by ds class, that’s not true, some July babies very advance, a September baby struggling academically, it’s all anecdotical, except for certain schools maybe, but I am glad of the timing because it will allow me to cater for booth baby and ds needs at a time he’ll need me most

@InkyPaper aww yay!! At least you know where your at now hope all goes well with your blood test.

@Franklydear aww that’s good news sounds like it was just old blood. I would love a summer baby and I think it depends on their attitude to learning and things anyway

@InkyPaper yei! For new beginnings

Can we get a whoop whoop for CD1 @InkyPaper 🙌🏻🤪😝and investigations can begin thats great

@Franklydear I don't think it would harm to mention the bleeding surely! Btw is that it for the fishermen now? Forgotten?

The official search has been called off, the vessels are still searching and the rnli taken to the waters, but there is very little hope, they are considered lost at sea, the local community now working on supporting both families, financially and through Xmas, the one found after about 10 hours at sea was in bad shape, and still in hospital, they couldn’t have survived this long in the water, definitely not forgotten, but there’s not much more than be done

Breaking news, they just found a body, he was 26.

@Minister2012 I spent a LONG time on a specialist HG group as you can imagine and actually I did notice that a lot of people seemed to have got pregnant quickly / by accident, so maybe there actually is a link with fertility. Don't think anyone's looked into it though! I don't think anyone knows really whether women with this condition actually have higher hormone levels (which might help get pregnant in the first place) or whether they are just more sensitive or even almost allergic to them. No idea!

@Franklydear glad your bleeding has stopped but what you say about people missing at sea sounds awful. My parents live by the sea and lots of the local guys are on the lifeboat.

Argggg, more brown residue, will mention on the call, but it’s only brown, and only on paper not knickers

@kalidasa our lifeboat is a big part of the community, and several times a year they open the station and the boat and the kids can go and look, play on the equipment and do their heads in, our team is massive and I believe they have a waiting list to join too. And all of this without a penny of public money, so if you find yourselves by the sea, throw a few pennies their way

@Kirky658 I feel like my month is split into 4 😅. Boring first week, sexy fertile week, boring third week where you're waiting for implantation symptom spotting and then the last week culminating in schrodingers pregnancy - am I or am I not?

@Franklydear brown bleeding sounds OK though as long as it's not that weird "prune juice" (thin and dark) type. Brown means old doesn't it? So probably left over from implantation and just working its way out?

@kalidasa yes, that makes sense, I think I’ll take my weeks test tomorrow morning just for peace of mind, or should I wait till the weekend so I don’t test 20 times?

@Juno231 😂😂what's my weeks then?? Or year?! Waiting for ivf to start but then it doesn't ACTUALLY start it's putting things "on hold" for weeks so it's weeks more waiting & turning me into a psycho bitch at that time 😳

@Franklydear oh no poor things

@kalidasa I wonder if there would be any link? Interesting that would be

It’s getting darker brown, no red at all this time, anything I should do? apart from stay calm, of course

@Franklydear sending you MASSIVE HUGS sweetie, obviously you are the queen of calm. I don't think there's much you can do atm as so early, and I mean that with all the love in the world. I think it's just a case of hoping it stops and asking the person on the call? But really hoping it stops xxx

@Florence13 @Minster2012 @Franklydear thanks lovelies! Very excited to start fresh - who knows, maybe I'll get a Christmas miracle?!

@Franklydear I'd definitely mention it on your call, just for peace of mind if nothing else ♥️ so sad about that poor man, sounds like you live in a good community though, pulling together for the families like that

@Franklydear there's lots of reasons for the bleeding, could be left from implantation, could be a small haemotoma which gets disrupted by the sac forming. Lots of hands to hold here and if you're not in pain or getting blood in your knickers that's a good sign ❤️

@NestinginNL and @Clairey844 congratulations!! Hopefully this is another bumper month for bfps xx

@SarahTTC2020 no pain and no blood, just on the paper when I wipe, gross but I tried wiping without wee and nothing there, it’s so hard to be calm