Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

I started reading the bus on my lunch break, best idea ever, ...

@Skip86 I had forgotten the puffy sex reference 🤣🤣🤣
@Minster2012 ya I'm not sure i even was doing so well with the temping 😬 i struggle to get the 3-4 hrs undisturbed sleep pre temp taking🤷‍♀️ what can i do!

I won't lie I checked the calendar yesterday to see if i could squeeze in a xmas testing date next cycle 🤣

@Katao I think I might give it one more day, if I haven't come in tomorrow I'll order some tests!

@Newbie0818 @Katao my December af is due on Christmas Day!! I'd love to be able to tell my OH on Christmas morning that he's going to be a dad! Ideally I'd like to find out a few days before so I could wrap something up for him to open! I'd have to tell my family though because we go to them on Christmas Day and drink a lot😂 but I'm really close with my mum dad and sister so they'd be the first people I'd tell anyway! Just probs wouldn't have thought about telling them on the day of a missed period!! Okay I'm getting ahead of myself now🙄

Haven't had a chance to catch up yet but I did it and went shopping in my normal shop. I got the supplies! I decided I'm going to start taking EPO for the next 15 days which will take me up to CD30 and considering my last cycle was 59 days then I think we'll be safe 😂

Af got me today actually ok about it abs ready for next cycle xx

We could all test on Xmas day for shits & giggles! But then again I'd like to drink @Katao

My neighbour had just said they'll pop round. Don't want them to oh god boring

@lucyrp great minds think alike! I got 2 cartons of the Tropicana pink grapefruit juice too... but I can't remember whether you said you do 1 glass of it a day before OR after ovulation? Lol 🤦‍♀️ anyways I hate trying new stuff and I literally hate juices with bits in....please tell me it tastes alright? I'm like a petulant child when it comes to trying new food and drinks. Cm turnt creamy today after a couple of days of 'sticky' cm after AF. :)

@Hopeful110 most of the ladies on here who drink it try and drink 1 small glass of grapefruit juice every day until ovulation and then you can swap to pomegranate after. The grapefruit helps with EWCM making it noticeable and the pomegranate juice helps with thickening the lining. Personally I don't think it's that bad but others don't think its great 😂 I love juices with bits in 🙈

Oh yeah I remember that thread with 'puffy sex' in the title... what does that even mean? 😆

Thanks to those who responded to my BFN... typically I started my usual spotting this afternoon if I had just held off on that test for a few more hours 😂 always the same.

@2020mission it's supposed to be "pouffe sex" but @Cocoblue22 spelt it wrong I think and we were soo confused for so long 😂😂

@skip86 i like the way you think!

@katao maybe make a note on today's temp just in case it looks funny later on, but I'd keep it in as is as it's still in line with your current pattern so should be fine :)

Right girls - finally got the GP to refer me to a fertility clinic. My assessment appointment has been scheduled for.... 17th of May!

@Minster2012 tell them they can't because of covid. 🤣 Apparently the government will decide if you can even see your family (yeah, good luck with that), so neighbours certainly don't factor! Mine hate me, so no chance of that problem here. 🤣

@lucyrp yay! Glad you braved it.

I'm so horny today its ridiculous. I think I ovulated yesterday too, so there's just no need. Literally would sit on anything right now!

@Juno231 17th of May? Ffs. I've got to wait for a letter? So no idea how long that'll be. Never mind an appointment. But may is not reasonable?

@Hopeful110 yeah we drink (as a cult) 😂a small glass a day from day 1 and it def helped me, I'm usually a bit dry, but I had to use the word "moist" a lot!

@2020mission you gotta laugh at the witch tight! A pouffe is like a footstool ...we used to face the leather ones like...when I was a kid...but apparently the other style is now in fashion...@Juno231 might need one for her new turquoise sofa??? 17th may???? WTAF? Surely there's some NICE guidelines you can send back??

@paintfairy I like all (ok maybe most) of my neighbours & if I said I had Covid it would be round the village quicker than the ACTUAL Covid 😂😳I think you may need to jump OH anyway, if in doubt DTD 🍆

@Juno231 MAY?! wtf how frustrating!!

Hello ladies can I join the bus? Been loving all the posts! I have just had a peak opk been trying for a couple of months but first time round took 2 years!. Doing everything this time round including ass juice

@SarahTTC2020 @paintfairy agreed, very frustrating!! I'll see if any cancellations happen or whatever, otherwise will at least do some bits privately in the new year. Eg HSG or whatever.

@Joanna1009 mange twange KILLED me lmao!

@paintfairy I haven't felt the horn like that in months! I miss it!

@Juno231 I know if you do anything 'proper' privately, you are no longer entitled to nhs help. I'm not sure where the line is drawn so just check that before you do anything privately. But that's a joke. I'll be too old if that delay me like that! Because everything isn't magically done in 2 months, we know this?

I usually do get horny around O time. It's usually afternoons? Its often gone by bed time.

@Minster2012 I meant tell them the covid rules mean you can't. Not that you have covid. 😂 To be fair our neighbours mostly seem ok. Just not the twats next door. Completely unreasonable people. But I think that's just how they are.

Blood test results back - progesterone levels are OK so I'm ovulating (which is surprising given I only got faint lines doing OPK this month) but my prolactin levels were high suggesting I had stress - not surprising given I've stressed over these results.

DH has an appointment for SA on 10th Dec so they said we have to wait until his results come back to determine if it's just him being referred or us both.

DH was mortified at being told by our GP to 'maintain regular contact' 🍆😜 at least 3 times a week. He's also hoping a change of job will help his stress levels as his current place of work is horrific!

So, give me all the old wives tricks of how to get that swimmer🏊‍♀️ to meet my darling egg 🍳...

@XPeach123 you'd be best asking in the pregnancy message board for any tips as everyone here is still trying 😂 I certainly feel like I can't give anyone tips! Glad to hear your progesterone levels were fine though and you're ovulating 👍🏼 everything good is one less hurdle.

I can't believe it's not until May!! @Juno231 😱 how long is their list that you're gonna have to wait 6 months?! Fingers crossed you can snag an appointment sooner than that through cancellations or whatever.

@XPeach123 hurray for ovulation! That's one hurdle gone at least. Hope your OH can find a much less stressful job soon 😊

I have a lot of cramps today. Trying to work out if AF is finally gonna show (on CD82 😭) or if it's just IBS. Is it wrong that even though I've had so many negative tests (the last one was on Halloween) that I'm still hoping I'm somehow pregnant?! Losing my mind, I tell ya

@Juno231 hope it's not that long
@MimiRa a newbie, and already knows the language, welcome!
@Minster2012 my neighbours are not too bad, this reminds me I need to check on the lady that lives alone, she wasn't doing very well the last lockdown.... also hya new family, they're fine and the other one I only like when he doesn't stink the block with skank, the bastard

The docs are messing me around, 2 more calls this afternoon, so an asthma nurse, not mine, now wants a doctor, not necessarily mine, to review my meds, tbf they're not working, but I miss the times I could go to the surgery, I am much harder to fob around in person
Also cd 28 and nothing happening but very moist, I still don't feel great, so I am not sure what parts are illness and which might be something happening

Also we are fighting trying to sort out holidays at work, so I checked the possible due date and it's perfect, now if af shows I'll have a fit

@Minster2012 @lucyrp OMG! It tastes disgusting! I really don't think I can do it daily lol! I literally managed a sip then gagged and had to drink pure orange juice instead 😂🤦‍♀️ I'll try again tomorrow lol

@Hopeful110 hold your nose and down it 😂