Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

Sorry about the bfn and the spotting @2020mission typical timing, always happens me too 🙄
@Juno231 thanks, will make a note so. Relieved to you still think it looks ok, I'm clueless 😂 .

@Seriously 17th may!!! Well I hope you are 6 months pregnant by then 🤞
Welcome @MimiRa. Must feel a bit challenging (not sure that's the word I'm looking for but can't think) starting ttc again after the first taking so long but hopefully that won't be the case this time.
@XPeach123 'contact' lmao I'd be mortified too 😂 glad your results were mostly good. Pain about the wait for sa.
@InkyPaper cd82 🥴 no harm in hoping, will you test again?
@Minster2012 yes we (as a cult) should all test xmas day 😂😂😂😂 wouldn't that be festive. Damn didn't drink my pom juice yet! Why can't coffee be beneficial!

@XPeach123 I never get strong lines either. But yeah, as @2020mission says, maybe the wrong place for tips. 🤣

@InkyPaper I actually wonder if they just picked a date bang on 6 months in the future for @Juno231 looking at it? Seems a bit random it's exactly 6 months date wise?

And yes I still think I might be pregnant 2 periods on and with no positive tests, in some kind of weird delusion at times. Sanity out of the window.

@Franklydear moist. 🤣 Dr sounds crap though. You need to get it sorted definitely.

Thank @Katao it is a bit especially as I resorted to IVF last time!

@Juno231 that is ridiculous, I would call them everyday to see if they have a cancellation! Hopefully by May you won't even need the appointment

Oh good, glad it's not just me @paintfairy!

@Katao I know 😭 longest cycle I've ever had. I'm so, so tempted to test but I've got hormone blood tests next Wednesday and I'm guessing the GP will be able to tell from that? If not, I might test at the end of the month 😄

@paintfairy @inkypaper also been there and got that particular t shirt 🤣

Been snuggled up on the sofa with a blanket, hot water bottle and the puppy all afternoon. Still feeling awful but DH cooking dinner so feels like I'm winning to be fair. Dreading back to work again tomorrow.

Been trying to keep up most of the day, wondering whether to try this ass juice or whether I'll feel like I'm on I'm a celeb 😂 genuine question though have any of you used or know anyone who's had success with pre seed?

@Kirky658 Someone on here was definitely talking about preseed recently. Maybe @amy00?

@MimiRa daunting was the word i was looking for! oh ok, so was it unexplained fertility last time or do you know what you are up against? Have you a plan this time of how long to try for or considering ivf again?

@InkyPaper you are more chill than me. I had a random 42 day cycle and must have tested 10 times 🤦‍♀️

*infertility sorry

@Kirky658 I've used preseed. I tried shoving it up there as instructed. You have to try to preplan and do it secretly though, as its the biggest turn off ever. 🤣

Then when I ran out of applicators I just carried on using it generally, if I need a bit of moisture. Figured it was better than using a non ok'd one. And I often need a bit for my bullet. So it has a use.

@paintfairy oh how lovely, sounds incredibly glam 😂 I'm trying to decide whether it's worth the money as I'm also considering buying some opks so.... I'm not sure whether they'd make me better or worse about ttc, I have struck a deal with DH if we haven't had any luck by January we will try those x

@Juno231 may?? Wtf!! They're having your pants down there!!

@MimiRa welcome!!

@XPeach123 glad to hear you're ovulating!! Suppose that's half the battle! Hope OH's results come back good too🤞🏼

@2020mission sorry about bfn and spotting😩

Soo I had a discectomy in February because my disc had slipped onto my nerves causing the worst sciatica in the world, would go into my bum, groin, vagina (I couldn't even wipe with tissue because it would hurt so would hold wees in so I didn't have to go to the toilet so would get water infections from holding my wee in) all down the back of my leg into my foot and would get numbness and pins and needles, I even wet myself a few times because I had no feeling down there, so had the op in feb where they took away the part of my disc that was sitting on my nerve, anyway since my op I've had sciatic episodes again 6 times down the same side and they've been just as bad if not worse than before the op, so rang the surgeon and he thinks my disc has re prolapsed, and been sent a letter for the 9th December to have one of the mri scans where they inject dye into you so they can see clearer, so really all the pre ops, surgery and recovery I went through in feb was all pointless!! Feel like I need a large gin!! Who's with me??

Well, doctor called, not mine but the one I talked to last, basically told me of for going back too soon and extort myself, said that my employer must be awful if I felt I had to go back yet, gave me a week off note, and more steroids, cos we need to investigate if my treatment is right or needs changing, but she suspects I just didn’t give it enough time😳

@paintfairy @2020mission - seemingly not the best place for conception tips however in the 24 hours I've sat on this bus I've learnt I need to drink ass juice up to ovulation, pomegranate juice after ovulation, eat more pizza and Cadbury white choc and invest in a pouffe... Cannot wait to explain my orders to DH when they arrive! 😂

@XPeach123 all our dh roll their eyes at the mention of mumsnet, specially as the answer for what are you doing...

@XPeach123 I'm still not sure what we are doing with the pouffe.

Anyone?

Oh @Vil10 that sounds awful! Big hugs for you. Hope the doctor can get you all fixed up properly this time

@Katao hahaha not that chill at all really!! But I can't bear seeing another negative test right now so that's helping me hold off testing.

@Franklydear glad the doctor is looking out for you! Hopefully this extra week of rest will help you feel more like yourself again

@InkyPaper thanks, I am sure it will, only thing now is I don’t have much to fill my da but symptom spotting.... I called my friend to tell her and she’s so good didn’t even say told you so! only shame on you... she really didn’t want me to go back yet

Trying to catch up with the thread absolutely howling at all this talk of sofa and pouffe sex to conceive thinking I might try that next month.

@Juno231 cannot believe you have got to wait that long will keep my fingers crossed it’s sooner and there is a cancellation.

@Minster2012 feel like I’ll keep you in mind when I do my floor plans for my extension haha.

Also hoping Christmas Day will bring excitement as that’s when my AF is due in December so hoping I get a BFP instead.

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone. I had unexplained infertility. We did IVF privately since my council wouldn't refer us until we had been trying for 3 years! Didn't have the patience for that!
Had a failed FET in September with the last embryo so conceiving naturally is the only choice now.

@Kirky658 I am using pressed, not luck so far but I have heard lots of positive stories about it. if no luck in the next couple of months I will switch to conceive plus.

Actually I did find out when I went private that I had PCOS and hypothyroidism, wasn't picked up on any of the NHS tests I did before

@MimiRa hello by the way 👋 thanks, always worth knowing what to try. Seems it works for some and not for others, wondering it is just one of those things where people happen to get pregnant quickly using that they say its that if that makes sense!

I might be tired, but starting to feel foof soreness and getting nervous af might be on the way...af is late anyway and steroids giving me a funny tummy already, not surprisingly, I was only off them for a day, more like I forgot to take them

@MimiRa wow sounds like you've had a tough time, sorry to hear. 3 years is a bit of a shocking wait, not realistic for many I'm sure. Hope you get your bfp and we can celebrate with you 🥰

@Franklydear glad to hear you have some decent time off to recover. You definitely need something to distract you from symptom spotting the next few days though...get that knitting out!

@Vil10 I’m with you on the large gin that sounds absolutely awful hun and cannot believe it might all have been pointless. Sending virtual hugs

@paintfairy you shag on it!! 😂 buy one and you'll get pregnant 😏