Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

Ahhhh yes @Florence13 makes sense the shift then

@LauraT94 it's not always as busy on here but often is 🤣😂, there genuinely is no TMI here we are game for anything & @missgoldilocks tried self insemination a couple of times with her OHs full support after she found her drive was higher 🤷‍♀️(hope you don't me saying lovely) & bloody hell it seems to have worked! We love a mutual masterbation session here too. Also, brownies out of the pan?? You make them? Woah.

@@Chlo2701 🍆🍆🍆

@Franklydear yeah that sounds familiar

wait a minute whag on earth has happened. this thread has been going for 6 days and its full already 🤣 it's like the good old days eh @Minster2012!!

@Minster2012 mmmm brownie! I had another milkshake today 😅😅 gotta do some walking tomorrow lol and I don't mind at all let em knowwww!!

@lucyrp I think I am a lot to blame for that, both the anxiety of testing and the no sleeping, I will come down now....

@Juno231 SO much easier! 🙌🏻

@paintfairy haha 😂 no complaints here! My sex drive is quite high most of the time and DH has an extremely low sex drive! So most of the time I'm on my own anyway so it's a nice treat when he joins in 😂 we DTD on occasion but it'll definitely be an effort for us to make it a regular thing whilst TTC! I love him to bits! We used to argue a lot about mismatched sex drives, but it's wasn't worth the arguments and it didn't make anything better ❤️

@Minster2012 haha good!! And yes I'm an avid baker and cook! It's my favourite thing to do 👩🏼‍🍳

Night people, i am going to try to be mostly off line tomorrow

Lol I'm behind again and unlikey to catch up tonight but just want to say good luck @Juno231 with testing in the morning, will have my fingers crossed for you 😉
@2020mission understandable. Hope you are ok. We will be here when you are ready to come back 🙂

@katao thank you!

@laurat94 same here - OH has turned into a eunuch in the past few years whereas I def fantasise about all the sex I could be having if I were single 🙊

Mmmm brownie indeed!! Wel tonight I've def been a big fat pie, I've had picky carby tea, then brownie then Percy pigs 🐷🐽yum yum. But just ahem worked off some calories with a fun session with a love egg we forgot we had 🤣😂🍆

@LauraT94 yeah it's difficult isn't it, we are lucky & well matched but through our threads we've found it's different in a lot of cases & makes life hard TTC. Loving the sound of your baking...I'd be the size of a house! 😂

@Juno231 masses of luck for tomorrow lovely let's hope you are the third 🤞🏻🤞🏻😘

@Missgoldilocks big walk all be fine!

@lucyrp my emails are going mad 😂

@Franklydear get some rest darling & talk to bestie ❤️🥰

Love to all night 😙

@lucyrp yes blame @Franklydear for how fast this thread is moving! It's definitely her insomnia posts!🤣 but all is forgiven as she has her long awaited BFP!!
@Minster2012well.... I never got no 🍆🍆🍆🤬🤬🤬 literally got into bed, put the tv on, & next thing I know he's snoring his fucking head off!! No joke!!😡 he has been up since 5am so I'll let him off tonight!🙄 we DTD last night & im 90% sure we'll DTD in the morning especially as he fell asleep tonight, no doubt he'll want to empty his ball bags in the morning 🤣
@Juno231 ahhh right I see🙈 I'm still keeping my fingers & toes crossed for you tomorrow my lovely 🤞🏻

Hey, I’m driving my self mental with early tests so thought I’d jump on the train. Caught super quick first time and decided to go for no2 but it’s like an inner nut case in me has kicked in and I’m peeing on everything I can get my hands on despite knowing full well it’s too early anyway.

No due until 26th not no doubt pee on £30 more by then. Don’t know why they don’t just put strips in £5 notes to save people the hassle of popping t the shops.

Anyway - and good luck all!

@Juno231 ahh my twin! Haha 😂 good luck for the morning x

@Minster2012 I've had to majorly cut down on the baking! And by doing so have lost 2lb of my lockdown gains. But Christmas is well on the way and I'm not one to hold back 🤷🏼‍♀️

Well @Chlo2701 after 4 today so not so bad, I suspect is the steroids messing with my tummy, didn’t have such an upset stomach last night....
@Juno231 finger crossed, lovely, I’ll come to check at some point....
The night search hasn’t found anything, they’ll keep looking....
Going to try to have a family day, and switch off a bit, but dh and ds have been playing minecraft excessively so, don’t promise....

I was busy yesterday so only caught up this morning. There were a lot of posts yesterday!

@Missgoldilocks amazing news on your BFP, so pleased for you!

@Juno231 best of luck for today, would be great to have another one on the bus

@Minster2012 loved your brownie, definitely a hot brownie with ice cream. Agree with @Chlo2701 that halo salted caramel is the best, but any salted caramel ice cream will do!

I must admit I am one of those annoying macro eating people but still using some plastic. I didn't try much the first time I TTC so this time I am doing everything to regulate my cycle... fertility tea, fertility yoga and no sugar

All the talk of brownies has me craving on at 7 am!

🤣well FF took away that coverline I was so excited about 🤦‍♀️

talking of ice cream my favourite ice cream is mackays honey comb😍

@mimirai I don't blame you! Sugar is def one thing I keep thinking I should at least try and cut down on as "it starts with the egg" does bang on about the importance of it when ttc. What's fertility tea though, is it raspberry leaf tea? Tell us more!

@lucyrp I LOVE mackies too!!! We've got a but tub in the freezer 😍

Unfortunately after our bit of an argument re me getting stressed about TTC, DH and I both had quite a few drinks. We attempted to DTD but neither of us felt like it and we both ended up falling asleep instead. We've talked about it this morning and I think we are OK but I don't like the stress we are under 😔 with TTC and many other issues too.

@Kirky658 i couldn't remmeber how to spell it 😂 my OH doesnt like any other flavour than vanilla so we always have a huge one of vanilla in the freezer 🙈

@Juno231 its has vitex, red raspberry leaf, nettle, lady mantle, peppermint and green tea. Have to ship it from the US... but I am seeing a difference in my cycle. This last one was 5 days shorter than the last.

uk.iherb.com/pr/Fairhaven-Health-FertiliTea-for-Preconception-3-oz/14776?gclid=CjwKCAiAtej9BRAvEiwA0UAWXhQlP4sejKH6GrgMesNWkq6o2G3h5XS5nRtYuDIg4X_8Cxpf5wWR9BoCqqcQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

I have seen one with more ingredients on Etsy but the shipping is so much I haven't tried them yet.

@lucyrp to be fair the vanilla clotted cream one is banging, that's what we've got 😜 DH is half Scottish so his Grannie used to feed it to him for breakfast on social occasions 😂

* special not social

@Katao sorry to hear FF took away the cover line

@Franklydear oh bless you these early mornings on top of early pregnancy are going to make you super tired!

@mimirai ooh I'm glad it's working! Do you have long cycles otherwise?

Girls I just a FRER cause I felt like today warranted it and it was the snowiest of whites! My troll chart is looking good though, temp bounced back up and RHR has gone up but oh well 🤷‍♀️

Would help if I attached it!