Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Franklydear wtf???!!! You being serious!!

@Juno231 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the plastic soy again

@AHobbyaweek your bao buns look amazing 😍 I've never attempted anything like it at home!

@paintfairy lol don't laugh at my black withered heart. Seriously though I didn't mean it that way @NotMeekNotObedient - just meant IF it takes a bit longer (even if just a few cycles!) it feels like ages if you have to give up all the good things in life. Besides, unpasteurised isn't recommended once pregnant, you're fine to eat it whilst ttc :)

@Minster2012 yes to the brownie but god woman you're right... shit icecream to go with it!!🤣 is that all you had in your freezer!
@Juno231 are you testing tomorrow??

@minster2012 yabu for your brownie nazism! If you're gonna have a combo of brownie and ice cream then I agree with hot brownie - but I disagree that a brownie always has to come with ice cream lol.

This is when I confess though... I really don't like any chocolate desserts 🙊. I'll eat it if I have to but I'll never ask for it or enjoy it.

@Chlo2701 probably yes but guaranteed a BFN i reckon! So don't get your hopes up 😬

@Juno231 well I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you hun! You're RHR looked good earlier & it even looked like you could of had an implantation dip in it 🤞🏻

Brownie nazism 😂🤣but seriously @Juno231 "don't choose of or enjoy it?" You are in danger of getting kicked off love! (Hopefully tomorrow with a BFP!) Whatttttttttyt????!!!!

@Chlo2701 yes I'm afraid we only had shot toddler ice cream in the freezer. And I stole it. I'm that kind of a mum. 🖕🏻I don't even like the strawberry....I just really wanted ice cream!

Ps @Juno231 good things like BFPs come in threes. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Minster2012 I’m definitely a hot brownie but love a bit of cream!

@Juno231 hoping you have some good news for us soon!! Keeping my fingers crossed for you.

Also jumping on the alcohol that was a long 14 hour day at work!

@Minster2012 shit mum!! Love it🤣🤣🤣 I like the halo top icecreams, salted caramel one is the best!
@Juno231 post your RHR. Im addicted at looking at them! Been tracking it for months now & I could even tell my best friend I thought she was pregnant at 14DPO when I looked at hers!

@Minster2012 don’t care much for the ice cream , but brownies warm please, chocolate fudge cake too....
They found one holding to a bouyie, but two still missing, massive operation looking for them, ...

@Minster2012 correct with the brownies and ice cream. I mean, what other way even exists?

@Juno231 what?! How can you not enjoy it? I feel this could be your problem. 🤣 Joking aside, good luck for tomorrow! You never know? You could be number 3!

@Franklydear oh dear. That doesn't sound good at all!

@minster2012 haha I think you've had too many g&ts cause I didn't even understand some of that!

In other news we finally had a mattress delivered today so tonight is the first night in three weeks I get to sleep on a real bed like a functioning adult 🎉

@Chlo2701 please do have a look!
@Florence13 14 hour work day?! Whyy

Noooooo @Juno231 I'm not taking that!!! Not had enough yet! There may be a spelling mistake but you said you wouldn't choose a chocolate dessert or enjoy it that's what I was questioning...you being a blatant weirdo 😂and you say you can sleep like a functioning adult....I question that just cos you have a mattress if you don't like chocolate desserts 🤣😘next you'll be saying we shouldn't eat out of plastic tubs or should be counting macros to conceive 🙄(but seriously though I hope you have a good nights rest 🥰)

See everyone agrees with me, @paintfairy 👌🏻
@Franklydear 👍🏻chocolate fudge cake yep
@Chlo2701 yesssss I love the halo top salted caramel too but all out currently @Florence13 👍🏻I'll let you off on the cream! 14 hours?? What do you do?

@Juno231 correct me if I'm wrong but I put you at 13DPO today, & I see a nice implantation dip at 9dpo for you 🤞🏻🤞🏻 eeeek could you be out 3rd BFP of the wknd??!!!??🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 they say it comes in 3's!!! I'm soooo excited for you!!!

@Franklydear ohhh I get you!! Yeah maybe keep it a secret then, especially if you don't want the neighbours cousins friends dog finding out😂

@Juno231 do it do it!

@Minster2012 ohhhh that's more than fine!! I'll have roughly the same, if we have drinks with friends on a normal weekend the gin wine beer and shots come out and that's also fine, wine is our friend, especially on this draining journey!!🥂

@AHobbyaweek aww bet that's lovely!! Hahah more than likely, whenever me and my sister brought home hand made decorations from school she'd put them at the back of the tree where nobody could see😂

@YakkityYakYakYak @NotMeekNotObedient Welcome!! You eat that cheese girl, you'll have 9 months of not being able to have it so have it now!

@Vil10 I am not even a social media person, as in there won’t be a Facebook announcement, either you are close enough that you’ll see me, or important enough for me to call you to tell you, or you vaguely know my mother....

@Juno231 and @Minster2012 yes I work in the NHS so pretty standard shift 😂

So much to catch up on in just one day haha! Love it.

Also kind of loving the idea of self-insemination... 😂 Love my DH to bits but I'll be honest, we're more likely to have mutual masturbation sessions than typical BDing 🤷🏼‍♀️ TMI? Not sure how far is too far with you lot 😂 so getting the syringe out could be the way forward for us! 😂

Also, I'm 100% on the band wagon with warm brownies with ice cream 🤤 if I'm not just eating the brownies straight out of the pan once they're out the oven that is 🤷🏼‍♀️🐷

My brother is really crossed still, because they told her first in person, and before he got a chance to, she called me and told me... I mean, just why? Could not let him do it himself ? We get on very well and talk most weeks anyway...

Right ladies in signing off for the night as I want to try & get some cock!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@laurat94 that's what we do during AF - so much easier 😅

@Chlo2701 I'm a retard and put OV down in the wrong spot 😂. I'm supposed to be 10dpo with the dip then being 6dpo but that still works so I hope you're right 🙌

@minster2012 ah yes I get it now and I fully expect abuse for not being a chocolate lover 🙊

@franklydear i am the same with fb. I put loads of nonsense on. And animal photos. But my personal life not so much. I had been with my DH 6 months before there was a sniff of him on fb. And I didn't tell people I was getting married on there etc. The people who needed to know, knew. I wouldn't put scans on and all sorts either, like people do? I've got a fair few 'friends' on there and its just not something I'd want to share with everyone, at that stage. After I'm not bothered.

@LauraT94 mutual masterbation? I always complain to my DH if it goes along those lines, because I said it doesn't feel very interactive. 🤣 And I might as well be on my own