Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

Shot just realised I've just had a massive rant! So sorry ladies! Blame the gin! Anyway i hope your DH had an awesome birthday @Minster2012 & hello to the new joiners!!👋🏼 stick with us, we're the BEST bus EVER!!! @NotMeekNotObedient @YakkityYakYakYak

Too many messages. 🤣 I'm on the rum though too. 😁

@Missgoldilocks Sorry what is this self insemination witchcraft you mention? 😱 Is it something we need to be doing? 🤔🤣

@Chlo2701 I think the point is we are allowed to rant here.
All correct me if I am wrong but it gives us the space to moan.
Both -ve as expected so poured the next glass of wine and eaten 3 boas....
feel very full now.

@AHobbyaweek Thankyou my love, I've held back from posting sooo much on this thread as don't want to bring other women down! Sorry you tested negative, enjoy drinks my lovely, I am! 🥂

OH and I are on our second bottle of wine already 🙊

@NotMeekNotObedient welcome but please eat that cheese! The French would eat it even when pregnant and there's no point depriving yourself when this could take ages 😁

@AHobbyaweek ahhhh yeah prob bigger feet than your five year old DD! (Size 3, for reference) so how was the test??

Hi @YakkityYakYakYak welcome!! Wow first attempt last time! You are very lucky! We are likely very jealous...most of us have been around nearly a year here...keeping each other sane with filthy stories 😂🤣I hope you catch again quickly & don't get too frustrated 💪🏻

@Chlo2701 it's definitely ok. Definitely. Uh huh. No honestly it is, by the looks of most pol I know with kids it totally is 😂, I'm 36 now, 37 next July, DH 37 on Monday (celebrating now as he's working) I bet you'd love a girl but take anything right? Yes this last embryo is the other one of the 2 we got from our first lot of making...which made Xander. So I do feel like it's fate. Argh I feel for you so much with that awful guy as your youngest's dad that sounds awful & probably took a lot of getting over. It will happen and don't ever apologise lovely. We all need it once in a while 🥰❤️

Oh and picture of picky tea
On a play mat 😂

@Juno231 let that wine flow 🍷🍷🍷 OH has just cooked us a tomahawk so I'm just about to enjoy that..... while consuming more gin🍸

Bloody hell in the time it's taken me to write that there's more news FFS

@Vil10 yaassssssss
@AHobbyaweek noooooooo

I knew it would be negative but though I must in case and have finished 2/3 of the wine.
I knew it was a long shot but it makes you a bit paranoid this TTC.

Love the picky tea!

Filling myself with beer tonight with DH while watching a rubbishy film on Netflix! Made me feel slightly more normal. Think I'm suffering from the lack of being able to see family and friends tbh to chat to. DH and I have planned a run together around a local reservoir tomorrow then grab a coffee & have a chat after, should be a nice little date morning.

Also too many to tag - but thank you all for your kind words and support today. Don't know why I am feeling so down now that AF has f*d off tbh, just think the BFPs hit home for me that it might be a while till we are at that stage.

But rest assured @missgoldilocks and @franklydear I am so happy for you both ❤️

Sorry for the rambling on, off to have some non pressured non ttc sex with the hubster hopefully if we can get the puppy to go to sleep 😂

@Kirky658 we know, and we all get like that, only last month you were guys were talking me out of giving up ttc....

Bloody hell @Juno231 nothing like telling it like it is to a newbie 😂🤣🤦🏼‍♀️, some ppl are lucky (or maybe not lucky?) and don't get to hang around with us for months y'know?! Maybe it's all that smoking bird poo?! But the sentiment remains @NotMeekNotObedient enjoy the cheese! 🤣😘my DSIL continued to eat pate, very raw steak, soft cheese, drink & everything the nhs advises against when pregnant, for both of her pregnancies (2 sons, 13 months apart), they are both very fit & healthy porkers. I don't condone it but I don't worry about drinking before I know I would be pregnant that's for sure when I would then have over 9 months off 😂

Clearly a few of us are enjoying the wine, gin & rum tonight!! 🤫🤪🚌toot toot!

@AHobbyaweek you are very right, here is our safe space to rant & moan hence @Chlo2701 or anyone else should never apologise. What is a boas???

@paintfairy OMG you missed @Missgoldilocks self insemination, brilliant! Literally syringes and her OH was obliging! Seemingly worked!

OMG a tomahawk @Chlo2701 good skills....yum yum. We've got brownies for dessert. We are working our way up to it!

@Minster2012 they are Boa Buns. So spicy pork mince in steamed buns.

Btw I don't think we answered @Joanna1009 on the testing tomorrow...I think 11dpo is ok on an FRER isn't it and it all depends if you'd rather test on a Sunday than a Monday.

OMG they look AMAZING @AHobbyaweek 🥰😍

They are one of DH favourites. They are in the Boxing Day menu with pulled pork in!

@Minster2012 hey it wasn't me, I'm not testing until 1st December at the earliest.

Currently sat here sipping caramel and hazelnut Irish cream, waiting for a kebab and watching elvis documentaries. Enjoy your evenings ladies! Xx

I just wanted to say, completely random, in my small coastal town we have 2 fisherman missing at sea, the boat sank, only saving grace, the life raft wasn’t there ,so hopefully that’s where they are...

@Minster2012 maybe we need a self insemination month next month? What equipment do we need? 🤣

@Juno231 🤣🤣🤣 telling people they'll be here ages. It'll take forever. @NotMeekNotObedient its true though. After so long you realise depriving yourself of anything is miserable and pointless. And no one can go without cake and alcohol for years on end. 😆

Ahhhh sorry @Joanna1009 it was meant to be @Juno231 who is thinking tomorrow. Fat fingers doh!!

And @Franklydear that's not great? Def hope they are in the life boat 🤞🏻

@AHobbyaweek I don't blame DH they look amazing.

Ladies you need to settle an argument for DH & I.

AIBU to say that brownies HAVE to be warm with AND served with ice cream. Discuss.

@Minster2012 I'm confused.... you asked me what boas is??? I have no idea🤣🤣🤣 have I lis spelt som or is it predictive txt that's got it wrong?? Tomahawk was lush!! 🤤

@minster2012 haha I just hate it when people suffer for no reason! I'm trying to picture my last 12 months without alcohol, coffee, cured meats, unpasteurised cheese, soy products, plastic tupperware etc and I I think I'd die 😅. Legit saw a another thread the other day asking if they should stop having diet coke because of the tiny amounts of caffeine in it.

@Franklydear jesus not often you hear news like that! Hope they're okay!

@missgoldilocks thank you for telling us your symptoms/lack thereof, I'll remember that next time my low hard cervix disappoints me 🙊

To be best they have to be served warm. But they can be cold if you sneak into the kitchen later and snaffle them...

@Minster2012 shit I really should read my msgs back before I post them! Blame the gin or predictive txt🤦‍♀️

No @Chlo2701 the start of that comment was @AHobbyaweek who had boas buns!! Ha ha this night gets funnier the more we drink & tie each other in knots!!

Exhibit a warm brownie & ice cream (shit ice cream but all we had)