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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 · 16/11/2020 20:23

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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Newbie0818 · 21/11/2020 09:54

Af here, I'm out again 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ladies, be honest with me. Brutally honest. Is there any point us actively ttc anymore given DH's sperm issues and my pcos. I mean should we even bother timing DTD and forcing it anymore or just wait for our fertility help? Just feeling like whatever we do af always turns up, and wondering if it's even possible for us to naturally conceive given everything, why do I put myself through it each cycle...
Whatever happens this group is amazing, and I honestly couldn't do it without you lot 💕

@blodyn91 wow 20 weeks! Amazing x

@KateColx aww his bandana is so effing CUTE! What a good little boy to stand so still for you haha, I have to bribe Milo. I was planning to do a Doug and Milo announcement too haha. One day.

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 09:56

@Joanna1009 it was definitely very nice to not feel alone testing in the middle of the night, as it is also very nice that even though I haven’t told anybody and will very few for a while, I don’t feel it a secret, as I can talk about it whenever I want with people that care

Katao · 21/11/2020 09:57

Hi @MushroomQueen 👋 I did read your post from last night, sorry I think you have gotten a bit lost in all the excitement of this bfp this morning 😂 welcome! Do you mean dpo not cd? It's up to you when you test really but if you are going to test early I'd advise using the cheapie test so you aren't wasting money. I'd try to hold out until 12dpo for a good test 😉

Skip86 · 21/11/2020 09:58

Sitting on the loo, only time for a quick scroll backwards to find @Franklydear BF fucking P!!!!! Woooooo 🎉🎉🎉🎉 You bloody ripper!!!
Ok I will catch up properly at some stage between ablutions and going to bed tonight xx

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 10:03

@lucyrp I don’t think I would, but not judging...
@Newbie0818 I took a let’s pretend this isn’t happening approach, two cycles ago, would it help you stop tracking and just roughly know when fw should be?
@MushroomQueen I’ll get down back to earth soon, if it dpo I would also say use a chippie and then you can keep testing if needed.
I don’t do things by halves, do I? I am actually a very private person and don’t like to be the centre of attention, but I do feel comfortable here
I have a cb digi weeks, I’ll do that one next week, just to get a confirmation in words, even though there’s no doubt, the line came within a minute and by minute 3 was stronger than the control one, rubbish picture

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 10:04

@Skip86 you’re awake!

Minster2012 · 21/11/2020 10:19

Oh no for AF @LaceyMermaid damn it 😫😖onwards to the next cycle

@KateColx he maybe looks a little sad, but look at the paw! I swear I have so many pictures of my first dog looking at both our other dog & child with a look of "it was sooo nice as just the 3 of us...why did you have to involve them???" Love whet you've said where else can you learn of baby clothes & swallowing!! That's true!

@blodyn91 I can point you in the direction of groups if you want! When are you due?

We will become our own mum bus for sure 🥰

@lucyrp sambuccas! Hardcore

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InkyPaper · 21/11/2020 10:20

@Newbie0818 I mean, never say never and all that. But why not give yourself a month off from it all to just enjoy sex without the TTC pressure? Obviously still stick around and keep talking to all of us though!

Minster2012 · 21/11/2020 10:21

@Newbie0818 do you have more fertility testing lined up?

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Juno231 · 21/11/2020 10:21

@Franklydear omg congratulations!! I legit teared up when I saw your test! You so deserve this ❤️❤️. What cycle was this in the end?

@Lmac2018 I mentioned this before but are you sure you're spotting and it's not just coming from your urethra? I always bleed from it when I have UTIs but when wiping would have been nearly impossible for me to distinguish where it was coming from if it wasn't for knowing that I was ill. Otherwise a UTI shouldn't mess with your period/cause spotting.

@Newbie0818 tbf with pcos if you're still ovulating it's totally worth still trying - although I can't remember what you're OHs sperm problems were anymore I'm sorry 🙊. I agree with perhaps just DTD regularly and not tracking if that helps.

Juno231 · 21/11/2020 10:23

Felt a bit down when I saw my temp dropped today, even though my RHR is still high and I know if I saw this on someone else's chart I'd tell them it looks fine /normal fluctuation/still above cover line bla bla.

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
LaceyMermaid · 21/11/2020 10:23

@Minster2012 yep onto a month of being like @Franklydear and not tracking at all! @Newbie0818 maybe just have a break from all the tracking etc and go with the flow, it’s worked for @franklydear so it can work for you!

Juno231 · 21/11/2020 10:23

@Franklydear omg just realised you wanted an august due date for DS' school next year right?! How perfect!!

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 10:31

@Juno231 cycle 15... I think, I was really giving up, so anybody despairing, don’t! Also take your own advice woman, and yes dates are perfect due date should very last few dates of July, dh can take a month off all together he thinks, and when ds starts secondary in September I will be home and on hand and won’t need wrap around care daily, I think I’ll still send him a day or two in the holidays cos he love it and it does him good. We’ve been talking what ifs yesterday afternoon while ds was watching videos, that he probably shouldn’t , in his room, it gives him the illusion of being alone in practice to when he can actually be.... don’t you love it how I cannot keep on topic, I might be a bit weird for a few days
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Franklydear · 21/11/2020 10:35

Also in work the year for holidays doesn’t start until April, and it’ll finish before maternity leave so I can take the 6 weeks in advance of maternity at week 38 and be off from late may/ June, so will have a couple of months at home with ds everyday just before everything changes, what? I am a planner...

Missgoldilocks · 21/11/2020 10:43

Hello ladies....I'm in shock I cant believe it and we are so so so so happy, my lap and dye was booked in for the 25th but this just happened!!! omg it took 15 months I thought it would never happen!! I could cry with happiness!! I didnt do anything different this month except take it easy!!!

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
Franklydear · 21/11/2020 10:45

@Missgoldilocks omg! Congrats, pregnancy buddies...

lucyrp · 21/11/2020 10:49

@Missgoldilocks omg !!! what!!! as if you had your lap booked and now look! can't believe this the thread might be back on a roll! congratulations lovely!🥰💓

lucyrp · 21/11/2020 10:51

@Minster2012 we love a bit of sambucca! although i definitely did not (definitely did) spew up in my kitchen sink 🤨😳

Missgoldilocks · 21/11/2020 10:54

@Franklydear ohhh congratulations to you too!!!

@lucyrp imagine lol thanks girl I'm in shock xxx

And sorry if I trigger anyone 🙏🙏

notyetamumbuttrying · 21/11/2020 10:55

@Franklydear and @Missgoldilocks what wonderful news to wake up to! A thousand congratulations 🥳 well done ladies xx

Minster2012 · 21/11/2020 10:57

@lucyrp BRILLIANT!!! I told ya I was sick the other week!!

@Missgoldilocks FUCKING GET IN!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍YAAAAAASSSSSSS THIS DAY IS BRILLIANT

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Franklydear · 21/11/2020 10:58

@Minster2012 and it’s not even noon

Minster2012 · 21/11/2020 10:59

What a line @Missgoldilocks

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lucyrp · 21/11/2020 10:59

@Minster2012 i thought i was fine and wandered into the kitchen and it just came upon me and i have one of those strainer plugs too so had to fish that out whilst spewing on my hand 😂🥴

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