Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Franklydear only came on briefly to check, but OMG! Are you like dancing around your house? (Or maybe asleep being you've been up all night?). 🤣 Your messages made me laugh.

That's amazing news though. Remind me again how long you've been ttc? I know it's a while. A little hope for the rest of us long termers maybe? How brilliant! 🥳

@paintfairy funnily enough I managed to sleep a couple of hours at around 6, nice to wake up to everybody so happy with me
@Minster2012 Tesco only lets CB in the orders, I call frer anything under 10 ml, laziness...
Ok so the story, I am 43, have an autistic ds, 10, I stopped the pill cerelle a year and 5 days ago, I started TTC relaxed, got obsessed very quickly, got very intense, loss hope, started back a few months ago as basics, try to live a little in the tww, I was about to give up, we had given ourselves a Xmas deadline.... then you guys talked me out of it, si we were just going not planning much and here we are... DH is at work so who knows how he'll manage his emotions, maybe I shouldn't have wake him up in the middle of the night... but he would have definitely know before going so....

I am still in bed, I am taking advantage that ds is not up yet, if I get up and he is awake, he'll get up, I am going to resist s little longer, but I am starting to get hungry, in case you missed it, I had like 3 breakfast yesterday, but 1of them was before now, one in a bit and you no longer call it breakfast at 11, do you? Lunch was at 2 si a good while

@Franklydear CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

@Franklydear so so happy for you. What lovely news 😁. Congratulations. X

@KateColx so glad your 12week scan went well x

@Franklydear and you are even older than me. Definitely a good news story. 🤣

Seriously though - I'm so pleased for you. I'm sure your DH will manage through today. Bless him. They do put up with a lot. But I couldn't have not woken him either!

I read it all, I do love seeing positives

Also love to hear about the scans going well

Ahhh I see! And you deserve 3 breakfasts @Franklydear!

We like hearing the scans go well seeing as a few of us have had bad news @KateColx & @Runnergirl1 I personally find it reassuring 🥰

I am only going to tell management at work for now, mainly to protect myself, there are a couple of things I'll have to go easy on, not even stopping all together and because with so much time off this year, I feel a bit shaky on the ground
I am going to tell my bestie, because 1. We both deserve to enjoy the good news, she has incurable cancer, so it's been a hard couple of years, her treatment is going very well 2. If something went wrong, I would go to her for support and I would have to drop the bomb and robe her if the previous happiness even if brief, obviously hoping this doesn't happen, but I like a plan b

@Franklydear yes I thinking of just not doing anything but it’s scary because then my body might mess about on it’s own (the soy has regulated my cycle) and could be more stressful! Other stuff not getting me pg though as AF arrived this morning so worth a shot I think

Fucking neighbour is having the loudest argument, good job he is supposed to live alone, the council pays his flat, he doesn't work, and really doesn't adult either, so there's conditions to his tenancy, I don't mind much, unless I have to close the windows because it stinks of skank, or he wakes me up or he is louder than the telly, he is usually very nice and polite because he knows as homeowners complaining about him will have him moved sharpist, and then he won't end up in a quiet family road

@Franklydear ahhhhhhhh congratulations!!!!! That's wonderful news! So happy for you!!

@LaceyMermaid at 42/43 I didn't want to take any chances away but it was eating at me and not working, if we could have a crystal ball to be able to relax....

@Vil10 thank you 🥰 I think this is becoming one of those buses that we'll just all stick around until we're eventually a pregnancy / new mum bus 😂🥰 x

@Franklydear yes quite a lot to take in at 4.30am 😂 but the best news!! So so happy for you ❤️

@Newbie0818 oh god that must be nerve wracking the first couple of times!! Milo sounds like a clever little thing to be so good; my dog is about 10 and naughty 😂 maybe we'll get one as the next pet 😂😍 I've attached a pic which included the pup! We just told our families but might use this for social media at some point. There's another version without him as I think he looks quite sad 😂😂

@blodyn91 aw if you wouldn't mind accepting a late comer that would be amazing, thank you! ☺️☺️

@Katao thank you! ☺️ not getting rid of me yet, where else will I be able to learn about cute baby clothes and swallowing tactics in one place 😂

@Minster2012 it really is! 😕 I'm not sure there will be any others like this group. I wonder if some people read and then think no absolutely not joining in there 😂

@Runnergirl1 thank you! ☺️ how are you getting on? X

@Franklydear congratulations! What lovely news to wake up to 🥳 definitely share with the bestie! Enjoy your happy news 👣❤️

@Franklydear it’s worked for you so I’m taking inspiration to do it!

@KateColx I’m ok thanks just over the 7week mark now. Booking in appointment is 3rd December then hopefully I’ll get to the 12week scan and everything will be ok 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@KateColx yes it's definitely juice i take my prenatal conception tablets with and not jizz! i feel like jizz would be too thick to swallow with pills in it especially the EPO😂🤮 pleaded everything is going well for you! exciting, and defo stick around her forever please we love you🥰x

@Minster2012 im so hoping it's a good run for old timers now @Franklydear has got the ball rolling!

hi girls, sorry wasn't on here much yesterday i had orthodontist at 9am which is an hour away so had to meet mum with DS so she could do the school run super early then speedily get to my appointment, only to be in there for 5 minutes and not have my braces off so got to wait until end of january now. oh well! then got home and watched a bit more of you me her and then dragged myself to the gym. had to take my car to a friends to check what it needs for mot then got home showered and in pjs only for my friend to decide she's coming round for a few gins🥴 we both have work today and safe to say i definitely look and feel fresher than her, she did do more sambucca than me tho!😂 didn't take my bbt this morning as thought it would probbaly he irrekevant because of the alcohol. anyway morning !

@Franklydear aaaaahhhh yaaaayyyy!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 Such amazing news congratulations!!! I was reading your post witj such anticipation... Will she pee, will she wait ahaha. Definitely tell your friend and enjoy this happiness 🥰 next time I get pregnant there's a few people I will definitely tell much earlier because ive realised that telling people one way or the other doesn't change the outcome so enjoy the happiness... 💕 God I'm so so thrilled for you!!!

Ds got me up, croissant and mocca for breakfast,
@lucyrp love it how you address the taking pills with jizz as it was a possibility

@Franklydear I loved reading your posts through the night, this morning. I felt like I was in it with you, then when I saw your BFP I was so happy, like properly invested haha! Have the best day ❤️

@Franklydear maybe i should take one for the team and try it 😂🤣

@Franklydear Ahh huge congratulations!! ❤️ I agree it was definitely a rollercoaster 'will she or won't she pee' moment 😂