Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

Welcome @LauraT94 !

Best of luck and hopefully it won't be a long bus ride for you 😁 as you can see we don't hold back here 😂 enjoy!

@LauraT94 welcome to the bus.

@Clairey844 and @Minster2012 I have to say I’m definitely now intrigues by this and fully blame you both if I end up spending money on myself rather than the house 😂 and it’s nice to talk about things other than TTC as well

@minster2012 no testing for me lovely. As AF arrived a few days ago. So new cycle new start x

Welcome @LauraT94

Is it really silly that I fear that I may wake up to af tomorrow ?

At this point, you’re going to be happy to be rid of me...

@Florence13 it's lovely, I've got loads of bright clothes from various brands, Frugi, Duns, Moromini, raspberry republic & a few (frugi, duns, moromini) do "matching" with your child which I do for a few things, or more subtly like the same print but different colour. Or matching pjs! All of them have very good resale values, and brands like maxomorra, duns, Frugi even sometimes get your money back it's crazy but good bearing in mind they are expensive. If you like things like Lucy & Yaks, Run & Fly then they go very well. Though I only have one pair of those I wear other pinnies & jeans with mine! They follow the theory that kids can dress like children & have fun, not dress like mini adults! It's all super soft organic cotton though I think Frugi has gone downhill recently & got very expensive for less quality

@Clairey844 ahhh gorgeous prints, love the bumblebee, I asked about HOU cause I thought you may be someone specific I had in mind from the house of unicorns (HOU) local to me who offered to help me yesterday 😂, dont worry, when you get your rainbow baby I can sort you out with your DISO I have a hoard of Frugi 🌈

@Franklydear which calendar is it? I bet he's so excited & that's it... Christmas coming then!

@Vil10 crown def yours love! I'm so keen to hear more stories but also keen to kick you off the bus. I'm torn 😂. On the eczema note here is DS 2 years ago about now when it was horrendous, it came up in my fb stories recently, and yeah it ran in DHs family but not as bad, after months & months of being on antibiotics & getting "chest infections" even the GP recommended we got him allergy tested (NHS don't test under 2) & so we paid for private, sure enough he's allergic to fish, oats, egg & dust. I was making him fresh porridge every morning 😖. Since cutting that out he only gets tiny flare ups. It broke my heart, my neighbours often found me crying walking the dogs & him cos I just felt I couldn't do anything seeing him scratching & crying & bleeding. It was awful.

@LauraT94 hello welcome!! Sorry we are off on a weird tangent tonight, mainly my fault! We totally understand the NEED for a baby and another Xmas tester amazing! ❤️hopefully lots of laughs along the way

Oh bigger @Kirky658 I said I'm a shit driver. Sorry! I blame the 🍷

@Franklydear that's totally understandable

Oh and by the way...that same child is now blonde. And still sits on the island top. Meh

It is the Lindt one, blue with Santa and reindeers and snow like little balls

@minster2012 seeing as you're so lovely I'll let you off 😉 early night for me, bloody exhausted today. Busy week. Love to all and catch up tomorrow. X

@LauraT94 welcome!! Hope you catch early on!

@Minster2012 hahaha I feel like I'm going to be here a while so don't worry, more stories will be coming out soon or later! It runs in my OH's family too, just his dad's side, his dad and uncle have it but not bad at all, just a little patchiness on their hands and crease in their arms, but they both have other children and they don't have it, just my OH! Ohhh bless him!! It must've been so hard for you, my OH's mum and stepdad have told me that's how it was for them too, and they often had grown adults staring at him too, he's really worried our child is going to go through the same thing, I've just tried to reassuring him! He doesn't have any allergies apart from hay fever and he's asthmatic!

@Minster2012 my god his poor face, that is some serious eczema bless him.

A few snaps of my bubba in her scandi for anyone who hasn't seen the style...

@AHobbyaweek took me forever to get a good one but it's a photo we used at our wedding. 🤣 Don't ask....

@Minster2012 it never falls out of me. Unless I go to the toilet. I think you need to buy some kegal balls and practice holding things in. 🤣

@lucyrp it makes sense (loads of people get pregnant without being gravity dependent I'm sure) but even so I hate having to get up. We also usually finish in a non gravity friendly position. What is terrible is when it's morning/day and you can't just bloody lie there waiting for gravity to do its thing. The stress.

Thanks for the welcomes! ❤️

Love the Scandi style. Could see myself heading that way with future bubbas! I'm keen to cloth nappy and there are lots of bright colours and prints with those! So they'd go well. And apparently a lot of the Scandi styles are good for fitting bigger cloth bums in.

@LauraT94 I also used cloth nappies and luckily I hold on to them so I have a full set😂

@Minster2012 yes that means more is required!
I have had my g & t and now obsessed with boursin and crackers.

@paintfairy everything I've read says it's just the fluid that 'falls out' and the sperm swims its way up no matter what position you're in! But I totally get the want to stay in a position to keep it all in! And I'm a huge fan for staying horizontal as long as I can most of the time anyway 😂

Dh already asked if I’ll test in the middle of the night, so I guess he is on the case

@Franklydear ooh well done for holding onto them! They're bloody expensive aren't they. I've started collecting already 🙊 I know some people don't like buying stuff before baby is well on the way but I see no harm. And I certainly couldn't afford a full set of nappies all in one Go!

I had them from ds, he is 10, nappies gave him a terrible rash, not such problem with cloth ones, it’s been so long that it is the only thing I hold onto, but I am glad because I was really happy with them and hopefully will be again

@LauraT94 back then the councils in England were promoting them and got the first age baby set for like £40 kid, by age 1, the council was closing the scheme so the hv was very quick to bring me the toddler set for free instead of sending it back that sorted him until potty training, the only nappies he really wore were the night time pants until 4.

@Florence13 it's totally my fault if you fall down a rabbit hole of spending. I'm just gonna put this picture here if I haven't put it before, the night I was in the spa (you know when I fucked off on my own & even took my own roses I bought myself!) this is a moromini dress I adore & the shape suits me so well I have a few. I always get comments as it's funky (& my tits look great 😂) this is the night I did the official IVF pregnancy test & got the official BFN I knew about for days in advance so I wanted to feel good as a fuck you world.

@LauraT94 yes scandi is brilliantly cloth friendly though I'm not that good I'm afraid, but it's perfect for that

@Kirky658 let's hope you wake up to good news from @Franklydear

@Vil10 yeah I have hay fever & DH has asthma but not bad but weirdly one of his sisters Children also has allergies, he's allergic to dairy & soya (which is MUCH WORSE than ours) so poor MIL has a right job keeping track as he drinks oat milk whereas our DS can't have that. And one of his cousins is allergic to eggs & one fish so it is a possibility. But his other brothers 2 children eat like horses so 🤷‍♀️. Let's just hope DS hasn't gained any of my numerous medical faults 😆

@Clairey844 PENIS BEARS!

I will put radishes out there from DS now to further illustrate what we are muttering on about! I have matching trousers to that btw!

@AHobbyaweek I can never make my mind up on Boursin...I always end up eating more to "try it again" 🤫🤔

No judgement here @LauraT94 it's a rule.