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Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

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Minster2012 · 16/11/2020 20:23

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

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Katao · 20/11/2020 22:43

Good luck for the morning/middle of the night 😂 @Franklydear
@Minster2012 @Clairey844 loving all the scandi, thanks for sharing 🙂
@lucyrp ya I never went in for all that lying around with my legs up malarkey. The good stuff gets fired off to where it needs to be and anything thats hanging around waiting to fall out is no use anyway 😂
@Sausage1990 nice to see you back. I have been thinking of you and 2already and wondering how you both were but didn't like to tag if you weee having a little mental health break from here. Hope the bleeding stops fully soon. 2 months is cruel.

Katao · 20/11/2020 22:45

Hi @LauraT94 hope you are one of the lucky ones thats falls pregnant quickly 😉

Minster2012 · 20/11/2020 22:55

And I've somehow said DH is on a promise seeing as AF is threatening to come full force fir his birthday so I'm checking out for this evening and await the morning as we all do 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻@Franklydear

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Chlo2701 · 20/11/2020 23:26

@Vil10 been TTC 18 months now😣 fell pregnant after TTC at 15 months but ended in an early loss at 5wks

Well ladies I just got my🍆🍆 tonight! Wasn't as easy as it usually is as he's tired tonight so had to work for it😆 started off by giving him a BJ, then I went on top then he finished me off missionary💁‍♀️ bingo👌🏽 now he can fuck off & go to sleep while I catch up on all the msgs on here from tonight 👏🏼

MushroomQueen · 20/11/2020 23:40

Hello all, I am liking the look of this thread, I am TTC no 3, I didn't intially set out to, but now I am going back into obsession and trying to figure out what day I should test on. I am on CD 8/9 when should I test. I managed pretty quickly with my first 2 by DS 6 and 4 and I am a bit nervous getting back into babyland.

Chlo2701 · 20/11/2020 23:41

@Minster2012 hope your DH enjoys his evening😉💦😜

@Franklydear good luck for the morning, I'm keeping everything crossed for you 🤞🏻

2020mission · 21/11/2020 00:26

Good luck for tomorrow (or today now actually!) @Franklydear🤞

Skip86 · 21/11/2020 01:02

Thinking of you today @Franklydear ! 🤞🏼🤞🏼

Sausage1990 · 21/11/2020 01:26

@Katao hey hun 👋🏻 yeah the break was kinda accidental but was good to just take a step back. And yes 2 months is cruel... Tbh what's bugging me the most is the prolonged nature of it means we're missing out on our not ttc phase. We both agreed we start TTC again in the new year, to give my body time to heal & cycles to come back but also so we could relax a bit, take the pressure off and reconnect a bit physically. I was really looking forward to just spontaneous, just for the hell of it sex. Without the pressure of ttc but because the bleeding hasn't stopped yet there's still no sex. And I miss it. Not in a horny gagging for it kinda way, just in the way that i miss the closeness and intimacy of it.

I mean we can still have a more relaxed phase but just waiting longer than January before ttc again... But I have baby fever & I don't really want to delay because it could take a while to catch again.

Anyway sorry for the late night rant 😬😂

On a different note, we've come to West Wales for the weekend to my parents/our families holiday home.. And it's lush here, except the boiler pump is broken so we have no heating until the guy hopefully can fix it tomorrow 🥶🥶🥶 I'll share some photos of the view when tomorrow (today). Xx

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 02:42

Well, this isn't going well, I woke up at midnight, had to go to the loo, 1.5 h gap, ok, so til about 4 then, so I wake up now, have resisted going but for his long? I might go and the morning will have to be an actual morning... if I can sleep again 💤

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 02:43

@Sausage1990 love Wales, perfect for a little break
You might all wake up to a lot of useless rant messages and no answer

Anybody up?

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 02:45

Ok so, I'll go to the loo, and try to sleep again, as it is silly to try to stay up until 4.... So this will make testing, what 7/8?....

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 02:46

We all agree that is s minimum of 4 hours hold?

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 02:48

I'll give it a few minutes to see if I could sleep back without the loo, don't know, not too sleepy tbh

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 02:57

Ok, I've decided that it's only an hour,CSO I'll hold until 4 and then try to sleep... It's only an hour and I might be regretting it already...

but it sounds more sane that going now and potentially being up 4 hours, and it'll mean testing before DH goes to work so he'll be here and go with an answer....I wish one of you were awake, @Skip86 is it morning for you yet?

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 03:11

I tried playing monopoly on my phone and ice gone to jail 3 times already and haven't gotten past home once,😪

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 03:20

Ok so it's the afternoon in Australia.... Yes, I looked it up

Lmac2018 · 21/11/2020 03:26

Hey ladies, j thought j would give an update. Been confirmed to be a UTI that I have. Getting antibiotics tomorrow, well today now, my period started 2 days late, with cramps but not as bad but now it's stopped yesterday all of a sudden. I still have the uti, u guess what I'm trying say is will the uti cause any problems for my period ? Or is it possible for it to have been Implantation bleeding?? I'm getting lower back pain and waist pain and uncomfy feeling I'm my lower pelvic area. Don't know what to think

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 03:35

Oh @Lmac2018 a distraction
Sorry to hear about your infection but at least it s getting treatment, I've no idea if the infection can interfere with the af but if late you can always test, even if it is just to know, the antibiotics are probably ok for early pregnancy, the ones I take for chest infections are....

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 03:47

Ok so haven't gone to the loo, I am aiming for as close to 4.30 as I can, I am ok so far and then test

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 03:52

Also this being home while everyone else is about their normal, has got me reflecting, and made a little list of people to reach out to, specially the lovely friend that made 15 mask for my family when I had to get back to work

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 03:53

No, it's not 4.30 yet, keep scrolling....

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 04:16

Ok, so i clean up my emails until July, not bad and I can hold a bit longer, shame I can't sleep

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 04:19

Ok, it's time
You can tell I am talking to myself when the post starts with ok,

Franklydear · 21/11/2020 04:30

Morning, not going to sleep now, I woke up DH first

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver
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