Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

Breaking news!! Test in the house

@Sausage1990 glad the bleeding is starting to slow, hope you're feeling a little better x

@Franklydear glad the test arrived! Do you think you might test tonight or are you going to hold off until tomorrow?

@amc2018 I don't know about those clear Blue's but it's recommended to DTD every other day up to FW from about CD7/8 or so, then def during FW & when you get peak do it that day, day after & day after is that right ladies? We have a very tongue in cheek list of things to do earlier on in the thread, it might make you understand why we might go on about Oreo chocolate or pizzas or pouffees but that's our versions of wives tales!

@Franklydear let DH raise his eyebrow and you stick it out til tomorrow morning, @Kirky658 is that the same for you? @Sausage1990 we have our hopes up for these ladies 🤞🏻❤️and that you now get a break from bleeding, welcome back lovely

@Newbie0818 mmmmm Chinese! Yes when are you due?

I knew it was the same guy @Vil10! You are a legend on here officially now! 😂

@paintfairy love them! 🥰

@AHobbyaweek im on my first glass of wine already, hope you've got your g&t, I'm feeling smug as my wine is only 9.5% so that means I can drink more right?!

Wait...@lucyrp we can stand up??? What????

@lucyrp shhhhhhuuuuut the front door?!?! We dont need to lie down after sex! 😳 we've all been laying like its a duty of ttc haha!

@Franklydear it’s all sounding very very positive. Keep us informed. Good luck xx

Sticking it out till tomorrow, it might be really early if I wake up at 4 in the morning after a good few hours, that’s when it will be, I’ll leave everything ready tonight, I want to be done before ds is anywhere near conscious, we won’t be able to tell him until we are ready to be public, cos the obsessive nature of autism means e is going by be talking about it constantly and to anyone that’ll listen

@Franklydear sounds like a plan! Keeping everything crossed for you!

@Minster2012 omg i know ?! what !! 😳

@Hopeful110 we've all been doing it wrong the whole time!!!🥴

As already discussed though, the swimmers fall out of me even when I stay lying down & I certainly can't do the commando roll some of you can, so I'm still not sure about this whole getting up malarkey...and I know my eggs are fucked. So my head is fucked right?

& OMG @Franklydear please don't be all on your own and upset if it's negative at stupid o clock in the morning. Please wake DH up.

@Skip86 @lucyrp There's the new bus name right there "taking your prenatals with a mouthful of jizz" 😂😂

Also great minds @Skip86 about the not breathing in. Sorry AF has arrived-the bitch. But your whole message did make me laugh 😂😂

@Minster2012 promise, he is working tomorrow so, he’ll have to get up anyway

@Clairey844 noted

@Minster2012 also meant to ask did you buy anything In yesterday's drop? I would love something in black ME but need to save the pennies as my little one has sooo many clothes 😂

@Skip86 sorry to hear about AF.

@Sausage1990 hope your feeling better for a few days away and hoping your body is settling hun.

@Franklydear I’m literally hanging off the edge of my seat waiting for you to take a test.

I’m just chilling at the back of the bus loving all this talk of pups though. I’ve got a Labrador and a small fluffy thing that’s a mix of all sorts.

OMG @Clairey844 we are prob on the same fb groups! I was trying to remember who was the other scandi queen! Yes I did. Ive sold A LOT of stuff recently to fund it! But some will go back as X is between sizes, I got ME baggies for me & him but I had to go small cos I was in a bloody meeting & I may have also got a top for us both too 😬😳 I've never had ME before it might look shit...if I said HOU to you would you know what it meant?

I realise we are talking in code here! Everyone else just talk amongst yourselves! 😂

@Minster2012 was going to say I don’t have a clue what your talking about 😂 I’ll just continue to drink my cider and sit quiet haha

Sorry @Florence13 😂🤣we are talking very bright funky Scandinavian organic kids (& adult) clothes...my boy basically looks like a rainbow has thrown up on him all the time & I like to dress pretty bright too (remember the rainbow sequin doc martens & sat here in bee leggings!) they also sell well second hand I buy a lot of my child's clothes second hand & sell a lot of his outgrown to fund new ones. A new range (a "hotly anticipated" print) Mother Earth (ME) was released yesterday & sold out straight away!

I realise I'm still pulling a lot of blank looks here so I'll go back to my wine 😂🤣

@Minster2012 don’t shut up, i never knew about this before

@Minster2012 oh I love the sound of this!! Feel like I would love to know more to go with my brightly coloured collection of Docs Martens

It's lovely soft stuff @Franklydear, I got into it cos DS had such bad eczema as a baby it was like mould on him, bleeding all over, so I started buying only organic cotton for him but it's bloody expensive so I found second hand sites. I've only recently started buying new but most of his stuff is second hand to make it more ethical & cost effective.

Also sat here trying to do an advent calendar of "Xmas stuff to do" with DS to go with the bits & bobs I've put together for a calendar...why I didn't just buy an f-ing chocolate calendar I don't know 😂

For ds it has to be a specific advent calendar, always the same, so I buy it the first week they’re out and put it away to ensure December can happen

@Minster2012 whyyy Thankyou, I'll take my crown now👸🏽 also, you say your DS had eczema as a baby? My OH had really bad eczema as a baby too, was in hospital with it and had to be bandaged up, got better when he was about 9 and has only ever come back when he's really really stressed which has only been twice, he has slightly dry skin sometimes when he's been in sun too long or when it's freezing out (he works outside) but other than that his skin is lovely! But one worry he has is that our child will have it, he said he doesn't want our child to go through the stress and pain he did, and also doesn't want me to go through everything his mum did with him! So basically I'm wondering if your DS's was genetic?

@Minster2012 we probably are, I'm on quite a few although not really bought or sold much-I'm rarely quick enough when anything good comes up. I love dungas on my little girl-have mainly Max-old bumblebees, skunks, apples, unicorns and deers. When she was younger I loved the Duns fruity ones-the bananas were awesome. My absolute diso is frugi rainbow dungas, always say if I manage to ever fall pregnant again I will comb the earth to find some in newborn size for the rainbow bubba.
No I'm not cool enough with the vocab to know what HOU is.

Sorry to everyone else for waffling on completely off topic (and it's not even sex related so not even helpful in TTC 😂)

Evening ladies!

Been chuckling my way through your 'bus', mind if I take a seat? I'll join the naughty lot in the back row!

I came off the pill (cerezette) back in October. Me and my should-be-husband (Covid cancelled our wedding!) were going to wait for a few good cycles to pass before we started TTC but the baby making hormones have well and truly stolen my rational mind and I'm gagging to start TTC 😂

AF is due any day now, and that will mark the start of cycle 1! So a potential testing date of Christmas Eve if all goes to plan... Though I know it's rare to catch a bubba on the first go, I'm going to remain hopeful until proven otherwise!