Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Chlo2701 yes that makes total sense, does your LP stay the same always? I think like @Katao it should usually be same after?

@paintfairy oh god can you imagine..."where's the tortoise?? I've not seen it in a while but the dog's looking guilty!" A few horses as well, I used to ride til my parents stopped paying & I found out how expensive it all is 😂

@Franklydear I love all dogs except nasty ones. When I stopped working for my treatment & then we moved into our house I started doing dog sitting as my job, it was perfect for me as recovering & our one dog at that stage. Dogs had the same free rein of our house (downstairs) as our dog, it was fab but trashed the house! Had to stop when we got another dog then waiting on DS arriving...one of the dogs I looked after @Kirky658 was my dogs vest mate from our old village...a standard schnauzer & they just used to go mental then curl up! He was very barky though

Ooooo @Drinksometeawithme yes if inverted you might be able to see it! We are here for support for more testing!

@minster2012 yep he's a barky little sod! Love him to bits though.

So i just worked out my next AF due would be 15th Dec. So I either get my FW between Christmas and New Year or get to tell parents we are expecting for Xmas! Either way a win win as far as I'm concerned. 😁

@Minster2012 I’ll take any happy dog that’ll play, but I grew up with German shepherds mostly, and an Argentinian dogo and a few terriers, we have land... I don’t have one now, as in a flat and everybody working wouldn’t be fair on the dog

@Chlo2701 every part of me wants it to be that but the other part of me knows I just symptom spot so much ands probably nothing. Xxx

I've just realised I was so far behind, basically everything I have written has been addressed or answered! So apologies if this whole post is pointless 😜

@lucyrp oh holy christ, I'm scrolling through trying to read quickly and come across this exchange:
Hopeful110 - any tips on swallowing?
Lucy - I cant say I taste it much, I just use it instead of water to take all my pills in the morning!
😂🤣🤣
Took me a while to figure out you were actually referring to the ass juice!!

But @Hopeful110 my best advice would be once it's in your mouth don't breathe in, even through your nose, until you've swallowed it. Don't let any air pass by the jizz and permeate your brain.
Aah sorry just read @Clairey844 saying same thing!!

I remember those early buses and andrioska and EmilyB! I commented only a few times and then realised it really wasn't my jam.

So I'm now thinking there is a direct correlation between bitty juice drinkers and cum swallowers?

Reading through and slowly getting more and more excited for @Franklydear..... ok I got to the end and no test yet! But massive good luck for testing tomorrow!

@Newbie0818 you have a tortoise?! Are they good cuddlers??

@Vil10 OMG THAT BJ STORY 😂🤣🤣😂🤣 so great.
Fucking spotting 👎🏼👎🏼 sorry love x

Ok it's midnight, I'm so fucking tired after painting for a thousand hours today (fence posts 😩), so bed time for me.

Oh and To add massive insult to injury, AF showed up this morning a total of 3 full days early when I am usually regular as clockwork 28 days. She's just having a laugh at me like "haha duh you idiot, you can't get preggo from cum arse didn't you know! Here, have a period again!!" Bitch.

Night ladies xx

@Skip86 omfg can you imagine! I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂

Does anyone use the clear blue connected ovulation test

@Skip86 testing tomorrow morning, not long too wait, logistic problem of no having any test to take...
Af early truly sucks

@Kirky658 they'll def be pigs in blankets at yours, 🍆in a blanket or a baby in a fluffy womb! Perfect!

Love that post @Skip86...not the AF bit but you are right she's like 🖕🏻you...I think you are onto something with the bitty juice...I'm a swallower & don't mind bitty juice...& also picturing @lucyrp swallowing her pills (TTC pills I bet!) with cum just in case the swimmers want a different journey to the egg! I bet there are old wives tales saying swallowing cum is good for your skin...or is it just teenage boys that say that to try cum on girls' faces??

I've just been MASSIVELY unproductive lounging in a bath browsing Etsy with a vague excuse of having to put together 8 Xmas hampers. That's WFH for you

Saw this though & thought of us

Hi @amc2018 didn't see your post before I did mine...I can't say I've heard of that one...a few ppl use the clear blue advanced digital tests I think

@Minster2012 I am using it for the first time this month. I got a high fertility days twice now starting 11th day of my cycle. I have been trying for a number of months - with no success. Hoping so much this time :) how many times should me abs the hubby been doing the deed to give me the best chances plus does anyone have any tips ! X

@Franklydear have everything crossed for you 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Runnergirl1 all still good here, having a bit of nausea but that could be the meds and a bit of sore boobs and funny sensations down below but they are not cramps or a sore foof, so... test on the way this evening so I’ll test in the morning, atm I am going to the loo every 20 min so no point, right?

@amc2018 I am using that one, it syncs to the app. its a bit of a pain only syncs up when the phone is right next to it. You get high fertility on it until you reach peak fertility. I think the number if high days vary depending on what day on the cycle you start testing. it does for me anyway, I have irregular cycles

I had a coffee with caffeine cos I am falling sleep already, dh raised an eyebrow and just casually queried, ‘you are up all night, aren’t you?’ so I remind him that I am actually sleeping better than other times in this meds, but yes, up all night....
Delivery should be here by eight, I am actually losing my cool, having second thoughts but rationally know that it is no point testing tonight

@Skip86 this bus is so much better than those haha, they just felt awkward.
And yes they are!

I'm feel crampy 😖 pray af stays away ladies...
BUT we're getting a Chinese takeaway 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Hope everyone's having a good Friday!

@Newbie0818 I rarely commented on those days and definitely gave so much detail, I like our little covent

@Minster2012 hahaha yes same guy, right on his arse cheek! Maybe more will come out depending on how long I'm on the bus for!!

@Chlo2701 yeah I'd do the same! How long have you been TTC?

@Skip86 it still haunts me a bit to this day! Urgh so sorry for af too!x

@Newbie0818 when is af due?

@newbie0818 @Skip86 yeah that's why I gave up with them i think. They were awkward definitely.

@newbie0818 I've found a photo!

Wow I have a few days away and we've not only finished bus 21 but are already half way through bus 22 🤯 I've tried my best to catch up but I've likely missed lots.

I'm with everyone else keeping everything crossed for you tomorrow morning @Franklydear 🤞🏻

I've had a few days away just due getting fed up of still being in my post MC bleed (been nearly 2 months now with one thing or another) but it's gotten really light the last few days so I'm hoping it's stopping. I am hoping for af soon but I wouldn't mind a few days break from it all 😏

I hope you're all doing okay. Do we have anyone else testing this weekend or early next?? Xx

👋🏻 @Sausage1990 hi, hope the break did you good, and great the bleeding is stopping, take a moment to breath...

Thanks everyone, means so much to me,... I can barely breath...

@Skip86 AF is a bitch.
I don't mind bitty juice so maybe there is a correlation🤨

@Franklydear yes it is probably best to wait until the morning but I'm terrible so would not follow my own advice probably.

@paintfairythat is a lovely photo!

I've had a shit day at work so planning on a gin and tonic tonight (ok likely 3)

Haven't really been on here much today but just saw this and thought it was apt !