Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Newbie0818 and @Kirky658 love the pictures, so they both look so cute and cuddly.

@Vil10 so sorry that you have started spotting, but loved the story! One of the funniest swallowing stories I have heard. Glad it didn't put you off chocolate cake for too long!

Tomorrow morning you all need to be in here because if it is a bfn, it’s not going to be pretty...

@franklydear I'll be waiting ❤️

@Franklydear I do hope your FRERS come today!!! I'm really hopeful for you!🤞🏻😃

@Hopeful110 I swallow but I don't really like it🙈 I just swallow as soon as I can!😆

@Newbie0818 ahhh that's so bloody cute that he snuggles into you! 🥰

@amy2503 how many DPO are you??

@Vil10 what a shitter about the spotting
😣 but the story was great🤣

@SarahTTC2020 that's the same as my friends tortoise, he headbutts everything aswel🤣

@Kirky658 how bloody cute is Winston!😍

@Clairey844 ive not heard that one before about leaving the pee, interesting!, I've always got tests in the house 🙈 I've heard of the one that @Katao just said about with the salt or maybe it was bi carb, I can't remember but there is a theory about adding something to your wee & if it fizzes it means you're pregnant 🤷‍♀️

My body is being a complete fuckboy this month! 28day cycles, & CD18 here & just had my 4th day of round circle on CB digital ovulation test🤦‍♀️ I've normally ovulated by now or had my peak!! I'm now wondering if I ovulated early last Saturday! FML! If I haven't ovulated & ovulate in next couple days then I'm still out as my LP will be way too short if I come on CD28, it wouldn't even have chance to implant!!🤬 proper pissed off today I could actually start on the wine this morning 🙉
My RHR last wknd looks how it did when I ovulated last month, so that's why I'm wondering if I've missed it🙄

@Chlo2701 I am really lazy and put them on the Tesco shop, they always come, I got a 10 ml one and a cb digital weeks to take next week if positive
I am a bit unsure because I’ve been sure before but i never actually had a cd30 so... and normally I would be dying with pms
I can’t stop eating today, I had breakfast coffee and toast, peanut butter and chocolate spread sandwich after school run, and now tea and cookies now....

@Chlo2701 its an absolute pain when you don't where you are in your cycle! Did you DTD last weekend I case you had ovulated then?

@Franklydear keeping fingers crossed for tomorrow

@Franklydear will be here in full support tomorrow!!

@Vil10 aww it is indeed hun you need the laughs along the way otherwise this TTC stuff can really get to you.

@Franklydear we are all here for the good (and bad but I don't want to focus on that). Excited for you!

So ladies someone explain this to me please? Of course it's to do with my eternal rant about LH surges 🤦🏼‍♀️ mine started to surge 4 days ago and has been at peak ever since. It's not dropping yet. My T/C ratio is almost at 2 now 🤷🏼‍♀️ I'm on CD18 today. I had EWCM on CDs 15-17 but not now. My BBT had its first spike this morning. Who frikkin knows 😩

Thank you ladies, feeling the love, I really hope it’s good news tomorrow

Hi all, I'm always lurking on forums but today is my first time actually getting involved. I am 45 had two lovely daughters through donor as my ex couldn't have kids. Have a new partner and we have been trying to conceive since march. During that time I've had two chems and an ectopic in Aug. Anyway, according to cb opk I'm 5 dpo but I have tested a vvv light positive yesterday and today using frer... Any ideas?? 🙈🙈🙈🙈 I'm a little perplexed lol

@Joanna1009 that all sounds fine. What's the problem? You can't read too much into LH surges. Some people out keeps high. Some it doesn't. Its not relevant. The only thing that is - is that once it is high enough it sends a signal to ovulate. This could be in 12 hours for 4 days technically. Again- you can't get hung up on that. You just need to be pleased the signal went. A bbt spike would indicate the signal was successful and you ovulated. And your CM agrees with that?

@Franklydear eek. I know what you mean. The time has to come eventually. I do hope its yours!

@paintfairy thank you, I feel like what you've said has given me some perspective. It's hard to be objective when you're looking at the minutia of it all isn't it. I'm being impatient. I was frustrated that my peak didn't come around CD12-14, and now it's come I'm frustrated at having to wait for the next stages. So paranoid about being a little older too.

@Joanna1009 🤣 I'm old too. I used to obsess over it. But you need to remember we aren't a machine and there are variables. I usually ovulate day 11 but it was later this month for some strange reason I do not know. I perceive that as good mind. I think day 11 isn't ideal as it's too early. Sometimes later means a stronger ovulation! Fingers crossed for us.

It's all looking so positive for you @Franklydear 🤞🏻🙏🏼

@MimiRa if I ovulated on Saturday we only DTD Saturday night & Sunday morning so I reckon I'd of just bloody missed it🙄

@Joanna1009 I think BBT can be behind by a day sometimes, so you might of ovulated last night or maybe today🤞🏻

@Drinksometeawithme welcome👋🏼 sorry about your losses, it's so shit isn't it, I had an early miscarriage in September. Can you post a pic of your test?

@paintfairy I am shitting myself really, and refusing to believe it, until I see it, but my cycles are 25-26 days and today is cd30, and no pms which normally is so bad that I read a lot into it.... at least I don’t have to go to work or be around people and I can talk about it to all openly here

@MimiRa glad I made you laugh!! I'm okay about the spotting, think it being a Friday has helped!!

@Chlo2701 hahaha Thankyou! Isn't it annoying when you don't know where you are in your cycle!! Have you been drs regularly enough to be covered??

@Florence13 I'm glad I have this group to keep me going!x

@Franklydear I'm excited for you!!

@Drinksometeawithme welcome!! Sorry for your chemicals and ectopic!! Post a pic of your test!x

@NestinginNL I feel your pain! Ppl are the worst! I don't even have pets and I get ppl telling me that shit all the time like I don't realise or something. I know I won't know how hard it is until I actually have them, but I'm really trying out here! The swimmers aren't playing ball!
@Newbie0818 omg you have a tortoise 🐢 how amazing!!
@Kirky658 your dog is mega cute!!
Busy today so will provide my full attention this evening xx

@Chlo2701 @Vil10 hi, thank you for the welcome 😊 i have tried to take pics but my camera is so crap it's not picking up the lines 🙄 I feel a little like I'm going gaga 🤣

I should mention both tests are from boots and are out of different packs x

@Drinksometeawithme hello, and welcome... I am 43 and currently late and waiting to test, I have a 10 yr old ds

@Franklydear hi! How have you got on this time around? I had my last daughter at 38 and it was easier than now for me x

@Franklydear how late are you? I tested so early because I just felt weird, with weird cramping pains

@Chlo2701 you might have just done it in time. Fingers crossed!

@Drinksometeawithme welcome! So sorry to hear of your losses. I have had a MC i the past and a recent FET fail. Aew you able to post a picture of the test so we can see it?

I had my boy at 32, I just stop taking the pill and a few months later, boom! this time I’ve been here a year tracking everything, actually counting the hours in the tww.... but tomorrow is due date

@Drinksometeawithme I am cd30, normal cycles 25-26 days... so, proper late