Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Clairey844 test arrive this evening
No af, no cramps, no food soreness, a bit of nausea and sore boobs started in the last couple of days, but I've been ill so hard to tell what is caused by what

@Franklydear can't wait for an update xxx

Oh gosh @Vil10 thats so funny! What a waste of a meal aye 🤣 but thanks ladies for the tips! I defo used to take a deep breath before he tried to finish in my mouth lol! Thats what I'm doing wrong so il try that! And I hear jaffa cakes is good for them to eat too for the taste? Hmmm haha!

@Franklydear ahhhh im so hoping its good news for you tomorrow!! 🤗 good luck!

@Franklydear good luck!!!

@NestinginNL haha no! He actually loves snuggling down in my dressing gown or neck. People don't realise how affectionate they really are,.
@Minster2012 I'm not sure about the resteraunt bit, but tortoise, see above.

Pics below of incredibly cuddly tortoise for anyone interested 😍 he's super spoilt, gets hand picked weeds each week, a bath every other day (for hydration), a hand built house, nightly cuddles and constantly follows us around 🤣

Just cos he's cute...

Woke up this morning with stabbing pains on lower right hand side trying not to read into it though...🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

Morning!
@Vil10 that's absolutely brilliant! And the fact that that didn't come out a few busses ago as your most embarrassing story is even funnier & now makes me try to think what it was?! 🤔but I'm so sorry that you've started spotting 😖

@NestinginNL are these ppl that are telling you "just wait for kids" gonna provide the kids for you when THEY think the time is right?

@AHobbyaweek where are you climbing up?! And tests arriving oooo

Talking of testers, I really hope I can kick off @Franklydear in theory anyway....we might keep her a bit longer even if it's worked!

@Clairey844 you are totally right...the pizza is a good thing for me so I can get pregnant so all good...and you tried to MAKE a black bean sauce?! They come in bottles round here 😂and I hope spotting stays away, that would frustrate me so much!

@InkyPaper you aren't barking...special dear ❤️

@Hopeful110 take a deep breath & guess what? RELAX! 🤣

OMG since I started writing that post there's now tortoise pics?!! Soooo cute! What's it called @Newbie0818 ?? It follows you around...that's gotta be a slow walk you are doing!

@amy2503 ooooo could be good or just ate something dodgy! But when I got my BFP I had a stabbing pain, in m&S

@Minster2012 I'm ever more embarrassed now to say it was actually a jar of sauce but somehow once I added it to the veg & chicken it just went solid 😂😂😂

@Minster2012 I hate this wait xxxxx

@Newbie0818 your tortoise is so cute!! 😍

@Minster2012 🤣 thanks! ♥️

@Minster2012 I meant I usually go you have had enough of that blowjob. Sex time.

@Newbie0818 he looks so cute!! Loving the cuddle pics.

@Newbie0818 oh I didn't know tortoises could be cuddly! He's amazing! My grandad tortoises lived outside and used to headbutt/hump each other constantly

@Clairey844 brilliant! God damn black bean!

@amy2503 it's allll waiting. Horrible! Stay positive xx🥰

@AHobbyaweek gotcha

@NestinginNL hahaha probably not a nice bedtime story but there you go😂 I've always liked the number 7 too🤞🏼

@Clairey844 it really is, but surprisingly I feel okay about it, I think because deep down I knew, and we didn't DTD much at all so oh well!x

@paintfairy hahahaha I was for a while!! Put me off chocolate cake for a bit too which I was gutted about because it's my favourite!!x

@InkyPaper Thankyou, I feel okay about it!x

@Hopeful110 hahahah so true!! Now I just kinda try and swallow straight away because I don't like the texture, I just think of something I like (not chocolate cake though)x

@Minster2012 hahahaa I was keeping it up my sleeve until I'd been here longer, I think my embarrassing story a few busses ago was the tic tac penis one!

@Newbie0818 cuteee! Who knew tortoises could be cuddly!

@Vil10 aghhh i love a bit of chocolate cake...OH says i need to cut out the rubbish junk food but come on....chocolate is good for you! Something to do with releasing endorphins or something so hey...eat as much cake as we want haha! OH was tired last night so I got away with not having to give him a bj 🤣 btw...sorry to hear your spotting lovely x 🤗

@Vil10 your story last night made me laugh. But so sorry to hear about your spotting.

@Newbie0818 oh my goodness!! How cute!!

@Franklydear so excited for your test. Hoping you’ll be setting us all off and by Christmas we will be on a whole different thread all together with BFPs.

Forgot to catch up yday so reading through now... I always miss the fun bits, swallowing 😂 can honestly say I have never done it and have no reason to. I'd much rather get DH to that point and let him go on my boobs, much preferable 😅

@vil10 that story is brilliant, I nearly spat out my tea reading that. Sorry about the spotting duck, I'm still 4 days into AF and hating every moment.

@franklydear we had pledged to rest tomorrow so you're right on track! Good luck lovely.

@newbie0818 loving the tortoise, my parents have one too, called Thomas shelby (don't even ask)

Here is a pupdate for you all of our little man, Winston. He is teething now and driving me round the bend but too cute so that's okay

@clairey844 I get it for at least 3 days too. Sometimes more. And some months it's almost constant from ovulation time until AF! 🙈 @vil10 i never accept it means anything either.

@newbie0818 aww a horsefield! 😁 @Minster2012 they actually aren't slow at all. I'm not sure where that myth comes from. I suppose the huge breed ones in zoos are? But smaller ones definitely aren't. 🤣 I've got 2 and they zoom around all the time!

Fingers crossed @Franklydear

@Kirky658 oh look how cute and fuzzy he is! 😍 His little jumper is adorable!

@Minster2012 @Florence13 @Vil10 tell al
Cd 30 here and I feel perfectly normal, test tomorrow and hope to tick down, and get my own stop a year and 4 days after getting on the journey, but I like to stay all the same, hoping as an observer though

I just knock on my neighbour after the school run, just to say hi and check on her, this year Xmas is going to be specially harder for her, and I want her to know she can always knock on my door, she also has a fab dog I can play with....

I’ve all the pets pictures, they really make the bus look nice

Only caught up to last night yet but sorry to hear about the spotting @Vil10 , I've been really hoping for you! @Clairey844 i haven't heard that about leaving pee to sit and form a scum 🤢 but i remember reading one about adding either salt or sugar, can't remember, to a urine sample and seeing if it goes cloudy or not

@Hopeful110 hahaha my OH just always laughs when I'm eating chocolate for the 1000th time, he knows it's exactly what I need to make me happy😂 ohhh good!! Gives you time to psych yourself up for next time!! Thankyou x

@Florence13 @Kirky658 glad I managed to make you laugh!! Sometimes we need one during all this TTC journey!! It gets a bit much at times! Fingers up to af🖕🏼 such a cute pup😍😍

@Franklydear im feeling really hopeful for you🤞🏼🤞🏼

@Katao Thankyou! Onwards to the next cycle x