Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@NestinginNL test arrive tomorrow evening, so Saturday morning I think, will be cd31, way past due date and I can’t take any longer

I'm the same as @lucyrp and been on since May and trying to place you @paintfairy 🤔
@Hopeful110 never known a man to like milk so much! Least it's not crack eh 😜😂
@NestinginNL @Franklydear hope your tests come soon and you can kick us off with some bfp's 🎉

@Minster2012 yeah newbies keeps things active. But it helps to have some 'old timers' too. 🤣

@lucyrp I don't think I was on any since May. I gave up with the whole bus thing. I was trying to not obsess and just take things as they came. I knew what I needed to know, so to speak, and I felt it wasn't healthy. So I stepped away. I kept in touch with a few others though. Now I'm not really bothered. I've accepted it and I'm happy to chat about it. Plus this bus isn't solely people obsessing (its fun and there's other chat too) so it's nice having like minded people around. 😊

@Hopeful110 I don't do it until there's anything in my mouth, thanks very much. 🤣 I move on before that point. That's if I bother at all. Its a special occasion thing. 🤣🤣 The rare times it's happened in my life (I'm now sat wondering if I even have with my DH? 🤔) I've swallowed it fast, because holding it in your mouth for any length of time seems even less appealing!

@Smushty14 I often pee too soon, in the evening, and unplanned so not holding wee, might as well piss on a tenner, but if I don’t have the test, then I’ll order with the shopping and wait for the weekend

@paintfairy I thought I was one of the longest riders on the bus and then I thought hang on this woman's been on longer than me but I've never seen her 😂 that makes sense then!

@Franklydear def late & an FRER well deserved...and everyone is hoping there is good news on the horizon, I forgot he was a chef!

@AHobbyaweek every Sperm is sacred!! LOL!!

@2020mission god damn, maybe we shouldn't put test dates down then! But get yourself some gin or wine! What was your choice of poison?

@Newbie0818 I used to love gusto as a restaurant, is it the same? A tortoise?!!

@Hopeful110 you choose rear over swallowing?! Woah and def buy a cow fir Xmas maybe?!

Ooooo @NestinginNL is there no equivalent of FRER in Netherlands then?

@Smushty14 yayyyy!! I'm sorry my tagging on the first page didn't work it's my fault! You "come back" into a debate on spitting versus swallowing and a guy that drinks a cow! This picture is for you 😂

Ladies I found new memes 😁 enjoy!

@Franklydear At least with pissing on money you know your just throwing it away 🤣

@Minster2012 ahahah don't worry hun! It keeps things interesting to say the least! I must admit I do prefer not to swallow - feels like a waste if I do! So long as you don't look at my face whilst/after I'm swallowing we are all good. If I concentrate too much on what I'm trying to swallow I will start retching which is anything but attractive

Love the pic!

Hmmmm I don't really concentrate much when swallowing! That's my random fact of the night.

@notyetamumbuttrying I think I like the look of that Aunt Flo!

Evening all, just catching up. My god I just love the conversations that go on here.

@Minster2012 lol about your disastrous lentil dahl, but think of the added bonus; we all know pizza gets you knocked up 😂

My cooking skills are variable so occasionally a meal I cook ends up with a pan having to be thrown away and a takeaway being ordered (mentioning no names stupid fucking black bean sauce that went like tar and wouldn't come off the pan)

@Franklydear I know you've been unwell but your signs sound good.

@InkyPaper ooh they do say animals sense things!
Really random but my dad had the most unsociable cat known to man and years ago I had a bad accident in Australia and when I finally got home to England I went to my dad's and his cat sat on my lap and fell asleep. The whole family were like wtf.

Ok so I read something tonight that I wonder if anyone knows about (thinking for you @NestinginNL and maybe you @Franklydear) as you haven't got tests to hand....apparently if you do a wee that's had a 3/4hr hold and leave it in a pot for a few hours, if it gets a white film on it that means you're pregnant!!!! I mean is someone pulling their leg or has anyone else heard of it???

Small success here, last month my spotting started on CD24, and today I am CD24 again and no spotting so far. Even if it starts tomorrow that's still better than last month! Am on month 3 of seven seas trying for a baby and started vitex this month so hopefully one of them has had a positive impact on my cycle.

My advice when you have a mouth full of swimmers is don't breathe in before you gulp-a bit like holding your nose when you drink something rank. For me the breath in makes my gag reflex kick in 😂

How about these two for ya then @Minster2012 🤪

@Clairey844 oh my, I think my OH would kill me if I left a pot of wee sitting around for multiple days 😂 I think he already thinks I'm mad with all the TTC things we're doing.

That's so cute about the cat 🥰 we have Spanish rescues who are adults but haven't had a home before, we're three months in and the more antisocial one now regularly sits on my lap. And no one else's yet. It's such a special feeling to be the chosen one with a cat 😅 (although I'm still a dog person 🤫)

Hmmm maybe donut hole is better... normally I just climb up and go my turn.

So I checked the clinical trials and FRER detects 6.5mIU and above and the tests I get on Amazon for £3 for 15 tests are 10mIU. Worth a buy. I do waste them but don't feel as bad.
I heard making them eat a lot of pineapple before they blow their load makes it taste nice...

Hey ladies! Been quiet today, had to finish off a long assignment before submitting it tomorrow, don't know why I've taken on a new course, like I don't have enough to be doing!! Hope everyone is okay!!

On the subject of spitting or swallowing, I was a swallower then spitter for years and only since being with my OH have I started swallowing again! Basically, when me and my first boyfriend got back together for the second time, we went out for a meal and I stuffed my fat fucking face with 3 courses, so you know when you're disgustingly full, as in have to unbutton your jeans full, anyway got home and horny, whilst sucking him off I was like woah I feel so sick and full, anyway he finished in my mouth, and I was that full the cum hitting the back of my throat made me wretch, I ended up throwing up my full 3 courses in my hands!! Good job we'd known each other for years before this!! So this put me off swallowing for years😂 all I could picture was my hands covered in potato and chocolate fudge cake, also really sorry if anyone is disgusted by this, but in this group nothing is too much right??

Also, started spotting tonight, it's official I'm out, onto cycle 7 bitches✌🏼x

@notyetamumbuttrying arrgh I'm so tired of being told "just wait till you have kids", I swear I hear it 3 times a day right now. I want to give such sarcastic responses, I'm tired of explaining "yes, but the wonderful thing is they don't just drop from the sky, you have nine months to prepare, and this is why we are doing the crazy animal stage now... not then" and the unspoken bit - "but thanks for telling me kids are hard work, I had nooooo idea, it never occurred to me, I'll just stop wanting on then will I?" 😩

Grr. Rant.

Context - one fussy older dog, one 4 month old puppy, cats who live mostly on the top floor while we do daily rotations and get everyone slowly used to each other. It's chaos but it's fun. Oh also a house renovation that's only partially done. And the stock response of literally everyone I talk to about this is "just wait till you have kids"

😶😬🤬

@Clairey844 that a new one for me and I am no stranger to google, how to explain that one to ds, mummy is having a secret experiment...

@Vil10 😳😳😳😂

I'm just off to bed, I'm treating that as my bedtime story 🤣

Sorry about AF arriving 🤗 always liked the number 7 though so 🤞 it's a good one!

@Vil10 sorry to hear you're spotting, it's so fucking shit this ttc 😘😘

I am starting to think that 2 hour nap wasn’t such a good idea, I’ll try to get to sleep hopefully I won’t wake up at 4 in the morning

@Vil10 omg. 🤣🤣🤣 That made me laugh so much I think I'd have been traumatised for life! Sorry you think AF is coming.

@Clairey844 how many days do you spot usually? I get it loads. Drives me mad.

@Clairey844 that's what I was hoping!! Got all excited till OH laughed and said it had been a chilly night and she'd clearly just found a soft warm spot to sleep on, like cheers love, I know I'm barking but you could've at least let me enjoy the fantasy a little longer 😂 Sounds like your dad's cat just knew you needed some love 😊

@Vil10 sorry you're spotting ☹️

God dammit! Just look at the time of this post

@paintfairy yeah a good few days of spotting before I come on. Last two months it was 4 days before AF, but usually 2 or 3. It's so annoying as I know so early on I'm out however much I wish it's implantation bleeding! X

@Clairey844 more annoying to me, I never accept that as I am out
Cd 30! and sleeping knickerless... I didn't want to give it an invitation

@Franklydear ha ha, do your tests arrive today? Assuming still no AF with your foof sleeping free so 🤞🏻