Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@Hopeful110 I can't say I taste it much. I just use it instead of water to take all my pills in the morning 🙈😂 I always swallow never spit but it's not the nicest and it depends on what they've eaten too!😂

@Hopeful110 make sure he doesnt smoke, drinks plenty of water and maybe chuck some pineapple his way - supposed to make it taste better!

@Hopeful110 I can’t swallow funny textures either, quick to puke here too

@Franklydear all sounds positive. Fingers crossed for your test

I knew the feb bus @Newbie0818 it's like a lifetime ago!

@blodyn91 if I were you I would pack your wooden implement first. So useful!

@Juno231 yes they were all about "you can't have soy, and also not eat out of plastic containers??" Thats when they lost me. We say that though & here we are & they hmmmm and adrianoska yes was like "I will die if I don't pregnant this time, there will be something wrong with me" hmmmm

@Franklydear napping when ill entirely useful. Mandatory even

@Hopeful110 are you wanting tips for swallowing cum?! Amazing, I love this bus 😂🤣just gulp it!

Bloody hell the lentil dhal I just made was gross so we are eating pizza tonight now 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Thank you @MimiRa
@Minster2012 am I allowed to unchill at cd29 evening? I think I am going to explode...

Oooh @Franklydear that all sounds really promising! Did you say you had a test on the way? Fingers crossed for a great result!

I've been absolutely ravenous today, could easily do nothing but eat. Also had some cramping going on and one of my cats decided to sleep on my stomach this morning (which she never does, she's not a lap cat). So obviously I'm now driving myself mad spotting symptoms 🤣 nothing like a bit of foolish hope to keep you going!

@Juno231 @Franklydear yeah he doesn't smoke or drink, just goes through 4 pints of milk a day! 😂

@Minster2012 its the mental side of it i think lool! Knowing i got swimmers inside my mouth, plus the texture of it haha! And this is gonna be tmi but like...the jelly fied bit! THAT makes me literally cringe at the thought of swallowing it 😂😂😂 ahhh to be fair...I need it in my foot not me mouth to conceive...thats my defence haha

😂😂😂😂😂😂 FOOF not foot 😂😂🤦‍♀️ damn auto correct lol

@Juno231 well- she appeared from nowhere, caused much drama for no reason, and vanished again. Whirlwind. 🤣 The rest of us are still here.

I think that's why I stopped doing the main buses @Minster2012 @Newbie0818 because people seemed to keep coming and going and it's demotivating. I know some people will do that, but when it's most? So the nice thing about this bus is that there's some longer term people here and they understand the drag of it all going on forever. I also struggle to keep up when lots is happening.

@Hopeful110 yeah bugger that. Just teach him it never happens. Works for me. 🤣 I can't swallow juice with bits on either. Really pisses me off when you have breakfast somewhere and the orange has bits in. Erm, nope! What the hell is wrong with people? 🤣

@paintfairy 😂 yeah I mean...we've been together 8 years and I've never once swallowed..ive tried but literally puked over him! You'd think that would be enough to turn him off the idea 😂 and yeah im so glad it isnt just me that hates textured drinks lol! I dont mind a tropical juice but damn thing doesn't have ass juice as an ingredient :( otherwise I'd be alright haha x

@InkyPaper oooo the cat thing again, see sneaky things thems cats how far into TWW are you?

@Franklydear yep you can unchill about TTC but not in general as you are meant to be resting, you are actually late then really.

@Hopeful110 quote of the thread so far ... " knowing I've got swimmers in my mouth" 😂🤣would it still work if you then transferred to foof?? Ponderous. 4 PINTS of milk?? Errrr surely he makes cream then!!

@paintfairy absolutely with you on the bus thing, though we love newbies it's just lovely when ppl get involved

I just looked at my dates list...@2020mission did AF arrive for you? There's a couple of other testers down for today @DJmum83 & another? Any testers?

@paintfairy I don't remember you from any previous buses have you changed your username?? I've been on since may and can't remember seeing your name before I thought you were new 🙈

@Minster2012 I am proper late ain’t I? Cd 30 tomorrow a far cry from my common 23 days cycles, eventually as far as 26.... I had a 28 one... dh is asking if las af was a proper one and not of those unsure ones... I think ice man is not so chilled anymore

DH seems to have an obsession with swallowing as well. I get away with it most of the time finding something else fun to do but sometimes I find it is easier the further it is in to bypass the taste buds.
Reread what I just typed and laughed about the conversations on this thread.
Going to use the foof excuse too for a while.
This conversation made me think of the monty python song "every sperm is sacred" for some reason

@Minster2012 not a clue!! Literally no idea if I'm even ovulating 😂

@Minster2012 still spotting today and I've got some back pain so I think AF will be here tomorrow, right on time to ruin the weekend 😂 at least I can drink through it though. Thanks for checking in!

@blodyn91 ooh that is similar. How are you doing?

@Juno231 I was awful with temping earlier before ov so maybe it got confused haha. So I might be 13dpo or around there... I guess I'll see if af shows! 🤞🏼 not

@Franklydear 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 for you!

@Minster2012 oh dear haha. You should try Gousto meal boxes if you haven't already, their dhal dishes are AMAZING. Like so authentic.

Currently eating the other half of my white Oreo choc, cuddling my tortoise and watching Harry Potter. Good evening in my books despite being ill! 🤧 hope everyone else is good.

@Newbie0818 movies will be my activity for tomorrow but not sure yet what I’ll watch, fancy some old movies, see what I can find, gone with the wind a favourite, obviously
@Minster2012 my solution is better, marry a chef! Well, you’ll need to make dh become a chef now, would he manage?

@Minster2012 if it was cream it wouldn't be so bad 😂 yeah honestly! Over £30 on milk a month! Probably cheaper to own my own cow 😂😂

@AHobbyaweek yeahhh I usually tempt him with the donut hole instead 😂🍩💩 but its getting to the point his like...if you want a baby so badly then you gotta compromise and swallow 🤔 haha! So the further back it is the easier it is to just do it? Bloody hell! 🤣

@Newbie0818 cuddling your tortoise?? 🤔 is that a metaphor or are tortoises more cuddly than I realised?

@Franklydear I'm amazed at your self control! You've not tested at all yet?

I ordered first responses from Amazon U.K. on Tuesday (can't get them here) and they've still not been dispatched 😒 so they won't arrive until well into next week. I'm having self control forced upon me, I was going to use one at 10dpo 🥺

@NestinginNL I can’t, I have no test, it’s the only way to not piss on a tenner 3 times a week both before and after af

@Franklydear Good plan. I tried to use my ICs up so I couldn't test early and then I bought LH strips and they sent 20 more HSG ones with them 🤦‍♀️

And then I added FRERs to the Amazon cart too.

No self control.

How much longer before you test?

Can't believe I missed the new post! I'm trying to catch up again 🤣

@Franklydear Hopefully the test arrives soon for you! I think if I had them in the house I would definitely pee to soon🤣