Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@franklydear I'm hoping you get some positive news, gutted I've lost my cycle buddy now 😂

@Minster2012 yes think we all will get our BFPs if we follow all those things 😂

I was also around during the bird poo situation but was also very new to everything and a bit of a nervous poster. So glad that this thread is now full of all sorts so TTC is more fun!

@Kirky658 I hope we both join a different journey soon, not counting chickens yet

@Minster2012 I wonder if it does really matter? Maybe we need to do a survey of pregnant women to see how many have regular orgasms? 🤣
Sex dice? 😆

@lucyrp its bloody nonsense. But I've filled the form out and will drop it in. I do want to know what the numbers are. Why everything is a mass secret, I've no idea? 🙄

I've just seen both these today:

Private baby scans show 'incredibly poor practice' www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54527595

Scan Assistant www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?jk=73692bec30c0d974

Definitely putting me off ever going to those places for reassurance if I'm ever pregnant now 😬

@2020mission I saw that but I am reluctant to believe it, there’s always individuals but most medical professionals try to help, no matter the setting, unless there’s something preventing them to do so, but what?

I think the point was not everyone providing those scans are trained to be able to identify problems, and so were letting people leave knowing there might be something wrong but didn't have the expertise to tell them so left them believing all was fine. Also focusing on up-selling which you won't get at the NHS.

It's probably fine if you were just going to check the heartbeat and confirm pregnancy rather than for checking the baby's health.

It’s not something I would probably do, but definitely wrong to let you go believing everything is fine if it isn’t, I didn’t think a medical person would sit comfortably doing that...

@Franklydear yeah you'd expect any professionals to make sure they are passing on information, even when bad! How are you feeling by the way? Hopefully you'll be feeling better sooner from staying home and taking it easy for a bit longer.

I’m ok, just a bit tired, symptoms of af coming and going but nothing more to do than wait a couple of days and test... asthma is fine as far as I don’t do much, the meds will her work, it really is nothing to worry about, work are pissed off but I don’t have to face that for a week...

@Florence13 absolutely that's why our bus is better! & like @paintfairy suggests we need to do a survey! The sex dice...so it's my "wooden" wedding anniversary on 12th Dec & we usually get joke presents so I thought about a wooden dildo & was looking at other things, & it turns out @blodyn91 had THE BEST kitchen implement, a wooden cock that's a bottle opener & great as a meat basher too...that's why the title has butt plugs in it as I was looking at butt plugs & some ppl giving me advice... but I've left it all rather late for ordering so I settled on these sex dice that say "lick/suck/ass/" & positions & was gonna make some wooden tokens with things like "steak & BJ night" for DH to give back to me for sexual favours..but now I have precisely nothing!

@Franklydear fuck work you are told to relax

@paintfairy it's because I read something similar like @MimiRa said about implantation, should have said I'm in the tww so something could potentially be there. Doubt it though. Better be safe anyway.

@Joanna1009 just that I've posted it so many times this cycle so far 😂 people must be sick of it by now.

@Minster2012 @Juno231 the Feb bus! Think that was my first proper bus group haha. Like you've said though everyone ended up getting pregnant.

@Minster2012 my sentiments exactly, now I need a nap

@Newbie0818 I love looking at charts 🤓 this was mine, similar to you. FF was a few days late as I did ovulate closer to CD17. So you might just have a slow rise in temp like me ☺️ I did get a BFN on 10dpo, had a few pints and wine on holiday then tested positive at 14dpo 😳
@Joanna1009 climbing temps are good! Probably Ovulated yesterday with your dip ☺️
@Minster2012 not sure if my wooden toy should be packed for the new house 😆

also @lucyrp do you reckon your LH were a bit higher because your body was acctually gearing up for Ovulation?

oops attached it now 🙈

@blodyn91 I'm not sure, the bloods were taken at CD23 and i think Bbt confirmed ovulation on CD45🤷🏼‍♀️

@Newbie0818 taking a second look at your chart I think maybe you had a slow rise like @blodyn91 ! FF has probably given you dotted crosshairs due do insufficient data points in the FP? @blodyn91 did you ever try adjusting your temp on CD20? Looks like you took it early and may have caused some confusion.

@minster2012 omg I forgot about the macros! And religious seed cycling and how soy products were forbidden lol.
@paintfairy adrianoska got her bfp in cycle 5 but I remember she had a meltdown every month leading up to it as it had never taken her that long before 🤔. If that's what you mean by whirlwind type 😂

A 2 hours nap is a good use of an early afternoon home alone.

Wayyyy heyyyyy! OH is definitely horny today! Dtd this morning; but he couldn't finish! (Disappointing but hey ho not his fault) and then he comes home from work this afternoon and after his bath is chilling out upstairs on the bed watching some random Netflix series...and I take him up a cuppa, and his like 'climb on'.... me being the paranoid parent was hesitant coz our 3yr old was downstairs watching Bing 😂 so I said well if your really quick! 😉 wam bam! Job done for today! 😂 Ovulation is still between 3 and 7 days away but trying to do the smep plan and still cover the possible days! So thinking...day off tomorrow, then dtd sat, sun (possible O day), mon...then day off tues, then dtd wed, thurs (other possible O day), Fri. And I defo can't manage that ass juice! So just gonna drink plenty of water until ovulation then il give the pomegranate juice a try lol! Xx

@Juno231 I cannot remember what went on with CD20 🙈 if it was early or lack of sleep or alcohol 😆

Boobs have gotten a bit bigger and sore, so dh thinks af is on the way, but I’ve never had a 29 day cycle, except from the withdraw bleeding for the pill a year ago, repeat with me, test is on the way, tomorrow

@Hopeful110 I honestly don't know how you can't cope with the ass fruit juice ?😂 I literally just down it as quickly as possible. Do you ever down alcohol ? Think of it as that 😂

I also have some nausea but that may be the tablets

@lucyrp Hahaha!! Im honestly such a pansy with new flavours and I hate juices with bits in it lol 🤦‍♀️ shall I try again and just hold my nose and down it? Hoping I won't vomit! OH is desperate for me to swallow his jizz but I literally puked last time I did it...so I think anything that has a dodgy texture my gag reflex goes nuts 😂😂 BTW...any tips on swallowing? I mean I know we are ttc but I have to keep him excited about it all somehow haha! Xx