Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, b*tt plugs & a learner driver

[Minster2012]

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, cl*t-ticklers, threesomes, butt plugs & a learner driver

Jump aboard the longest bus route in history- we’ve been riding the bus since April...it’s a bumpy, humpy, sex toy filled road where we support each other to the hilt on this bloody hard journey whilst our bodies play f*ck boy & AF keeps spoiling the party...a sense of humour & no judgment required & NOTHING is off limits or TMI....

Put on your seatbelt cos we’ve got a learner driver at the wheel & I’m in it for the long haul 🥰❤️

JUNE 24 BFPs
JULY 11 BFPs
AUG 18 BFPs
SEP 4 BFPs
OCT 7 BFPs

November so far:
4 BFPs

Testing dates we’ve got down

@missgoldilocks - Nov 20th
@cinderella2020 - Nov 20th
@2020mission - Nov 19th
@Djmum83 - Nov 19th/20th but PAIS addict in da house!
@vil10 - Nov 20th-23rd depending on will power
@kirky658 - Nov 21st
@franklydear - Nov 21st
@missgoldilocks - Nov 21st
@juno231 - Nov 22nd
@notyetamumbuttrying - Nov 22nd when not reading AIBU threads 🤪
@nestinginNL - Nov 23rd
@clairey844 - Nov 27th
@mrsbear1122 - Nov 28th
@2alreadywantanother - Nov 30th
@smushty14 - dec 1st
@chlo2701 - Dec 1st
@joanna1990
@paintfairy - dec 1st
@katao Dec 4th
@hopeful110 - Dec 12th

The naughty crew at the back
@gem176 - “sometime in Dec” 😆
@inkypaper
@sausage1990
@lucyrp - her body’s a f*ck boy so anyone’s guess!
@minster2012 - feb 14th

The dodgy looking voyeur you aren’t sure about sitting next to...
@skip1986

Not sure on dates or if they are hopping on for the ride but I need to get this thread up!
@florence13 - lovely lurker
@bellsb1
@ahobbyaweek
@amy00 - we’ve got your back 😘
@amy2503
@clolo
@dollybird89
@markygirl1995
@newbie0818
@pebbleinthesand
@adogisforlife91

Anyone I've forgotten I'm sorry, I'm only learning we will learn together ❤️

@notyetamumbuttrying oh we've got one! Didn't know it was that easy. I'll give it a go. 🤣

Toot toot I'm back!

Pilates 💪🏻done
Chocolate 🤫done

Right I've definitely missed a few posts then as I can't see MANGE TWANGE??? What is that @Joanna1009 FOMO 😫😖

@MimiRa hello & welcome to the fun crazy bus, you've gone straight for ass juice...I'm loving your commitment!! Make sure you have a side dollop of sausage 🍆@Hopeful110 is LOVING the ass juice 2 (Pom I guess?) I said it tastes like soil 😂who ever said getting pregnant was easy. Clearly lying. I'm doing IVF too as you nay know... I'm sorry your second didn't work out...I'm on my last embryo this time round after a MMC & a BFN with others. My friend & I have still been able to get the blood tests done for ovulation despite having had IVF before/child through IVF. And you should've moved to Hull, you get 3 goes on NHS there (Hull is my hospital but I'm not in the Hull postcode and I paid for most of mine as it was surrogacy) but that was a kick in the teeth when the receptionist "jokingly" said that to me. 🤦🏼‍♀️😫

@XPeach123 that's great about ovulating but what is prolactin?! And I need to find my old list of stuff to do to get pregnant...clearly works right?! Although as your GP thinks you need to "maintain close contact" a lot...unless you are one of the "we weren't even trying" bitches which means you'd be on the wrong bus! But in the mean time a lot of ppl (including us lot) but ones who have got pregnant use the SMEP technique. Oh and it's the Oreo chocolate that has magical Sperm enhancing qualities, well it did in July/aug!

An older thread from like May had a lady who smoked bird poo was it? Was it smoking it?? She got pregnant though

@InkyPaper it's not wrong to think there's still hope, I may be like you in 2 weeks time testing again & STILL I will think another line will appear 🙄

@Franklydear moister than an oyster??💦or just a bit squelchy? Either way I'm hoping it's something but REST UP.

@Hopeful110 was it pineapple or pomegranate ass?? I like the golden pineapple ass juice. Think of it as your own pregnancy bush tucker trial!

@Katao coffee is beneficial. I drink it for the benefit of those around me.

@Kirky658 maybe we should all drink ass fruit juice as a bush ticket trial at the same time??! I use preseed and love it in general as a lube now we still buy it. It's a nice natural feeling lube & we use it not like put the huge amount it says in using the tube...just like...well...normal lube you know, on his knob not up my foof 15 mins before!

@Vil10 get on the gin! Sounds horrible

And I'm caught up but I need to go get that list....hmmm

Oh except @paintfairy you have sex on the pouffe!!

And @Florence13 don't forget @Skip86 too, she's actually done more renovations! We could be a dream team ❤️and you can get an Xmas BFP, if we all test we will statistically have one

@Minster2012 it’s so oyster that I am convinced I have clear af! Also the soreness is making me nervous now,... not so confident anymore... doing the shopping list tomorrow, it will come Friday, test maybe sat or Sunday, unless af is no longer clear, that is

@Minster2012 yes that's how we use preseed too. I do like it and it feels natural.

@MimiRa that's crap about the tests? Did the nhs figures from tests indicate you had issues but no one noticed, or did any tests just not show an issue? Worrying really! Doesn't give you much faith.

@Franklydear keeping my fingers crossed that it’s no any version of AF clear or otherwise and you have a shiny BFP to show us ☺️

@MimiRa omg what ? The NHS did the tests and said you didn't have either and then private said you did ? That's so scary 🤯😢

@minster2012 that sounds like a much more dignified way to use it tbh 😂

...love the fact that @Kirky658 just said about me saying "put it on his knob" is much more dignified 😂🤣

@Franklydear If we've learnt anything about our bodies is that they aren't clear...it could mean something or nothing but fingers crossed

Right ladies I've been back through the old buses and found the updated list I put about how to get pregnant...you lot CLEARLY didn't pay attention seeing as we are still here. Maybe cos I missed one off, it was late & I had enjoyed wine. A fair bit of it! (feel free to add any) but here we go @XPeach123 see picture

• Add in don't even think about licking his knob or using the old "spit on it" as saliva is sperm killing. Use preseed in a dignified way instead.

Now can you ladies pay attention please to this list so we can all get PREGNANT FOR XMAS??

@Hopeful110 I love grapefruit juice! It's my go to juice when at hotel breakfasts 🤤

I just saw a post about secdondary infertility being just as valid and it resonated with me so much. I have had people say to me "at least you have a child" yes yes I do have a son... but it doesn't mean that it's any less painful because I now can't get pregnant

@Minster2012 I have the purple love honey bullet. My fave. Isn't helping much. I orgasm every time though, is this where its going wrong? And I have thought about resorting to one of those cup things. I do wee after sex (but wait at least 20 mins before moving) but then all the 'stuff' falls out too?

Thank you for the hand hold, I’ll need another tomorrow as I am not going to work, I’ll have nothing better to do... yes, the knitting is coming out, and some online shopping...

@paintfairy lol I have the same bullet! The rechargeable one with like seven settings? Although I only ever use two of them!

Yeah 17th of May isn't great girls, hopefully there's a cancellation before then!

@lucyrp did you ever get any confirmation of your referral btw? I'm conscious it's been a few months for you with no updates I think?!

Hey girls can I join thus chat? I'm not actively trying for a baby but we aren't exactly trying to stop it. Thus month I haven't really been as hectic with symptom spotting just in case I am as I had covid literally for my 2 weeks wait. Cycles are usually around 26 to 28 days long, I'm on 29 about yo be on 30 which is strange. Since money, which is when ovia said my period was due I had thrush, painful weeing and a little bit of spotting with weird pelvic cramps. Tuesday has more cramps, more spotting, thrush was the same and then today I've had period like cramps, with less spotting and still thrush. All day I have been on and off the toilet so much with this thrush and thus spotting only happening when I wipe and literally once and then it's not there again and it seems to mixed with ewcm. JUST bit confused...

Oh god there seems to be a big list. Does a big bean bag chair count as a poufee?
Oh shit I drink quite a bit of wine. That's bad right.
I have attached my work tonight. Pink will be the heel eventually.
Had a tricky day with my 1:1 with my manager I was worried about (get one every 2 months!) and big presentations etc and a bit stressed.
Plan is to dtd tonight just because AF has stopped. I have told DH he is expected to do it every day now for the rest of the month... that's fair right?

@InkyPaper Thankyou!! I hope so too🤞🏼

@Florence13 I settled for chocolate instead of a gin on a Wednesday!! Thankyou!xx

@Lmac2018 welcome!! I don't have much suggestions of what's going on or solutions other than if you're later than usual, test!!X

So I've decided this next cycle I'm going to try smep, but just not use opks, so sex every other from CD8 then when I feel like I might be about to ovulate, sex everyday for 3 days then miss a day then sex again! Then hopefully I might get my Christmas Day BFP!!

@Juno231 I've got a video appointment with someone on 7th January and OH has to be on it too! Hopefully by may you won't need yours !

Took a test last night with clear blue early respone and it was negative. Thought I could see a line after but I think I had line eyes. If it's something like IB wouldn't I get a positive after the bleeding ??

@Lmac2018 not gonna lie but your symptoms sound like a UTI turned kidney infection potentially? Frequent urination, spotting, burning sensation and pain in the kidney area is how I'm reading your post!

@lucyrp ah I'm glad you got some news about it! Actually your request went through back in Aug didn't it so that's quite a wait until Jan as well. Hope neither of us need it though 🤞

This thrush only started Monday, I don't understand how it could turn into a kidney infection so quick? And can it mess with my cycle then? I find it weird how it's all happened right S my period us due

@Juno231 not sure how many settings but yeah quite a few? I only use the first few (not a fan of the pattern ones?). I originally got a we vibe tango, I thought that was amazing. But then I got the LH one (think on offer?) and I prefer that. They aren't cheap though! But worth it.

@Vil10 I did smep one month. Its hard going but worth a try.

@Lmac2018 hello, of course you’ll fit here, nearly exact dates with you on this cycle, so crossing my fingers too, I don’t have the spotting but very weird feelings down there and tummy pains, but I am on meds that give me stomach pains so only adds to the confusion, I had a covid scare for the tww, but the actual thing, poor you, are you ok now? On the possibility of an infection, might be worth checking, trust us, we have all be here for a long time, had all sorts of paranoias and disasters, we are a world of wisdom collectively and we would never pop your bubble, on the bfn, some times it takes time to build up hormone, a waiting game I am afraid....
@AHobbyaweek that’s brilliant work , is it fair on your dh? when I did similar to mine, I stressed him out and we hit a wall, so maybe don’t be too hard on the guy
@lucyrp January is no that far away anymore, and will give you something to focus on after Xmas, also hoping that neither you or @Juno231 needs these appointments...

Right, cuaderno de pitagoras now , as you can read, still awake at 4 am, but I collapsed at 9.30 and slept really well, plus I don’t feel really rotten, so I think I’ll be ok in the morning to get ds to school and then come back home and just pot around possibly a nap... I have to call work to tell them the wonderful news, they’re gonna freak, also half of management on holiday but they’ll have to cope, I am not going back against medical advice so....
And finally, I couldn’t leave a midnight rant without tagging @Minster2012 even if for not reason at all, I’ll try to make long post and hit enter at the end, other than you waking up to a page of me...

@Juno231 yeah a letter came through the post last Friday, well the doctor said she was putting a referral in on the 28th september but when I spoke to her to confirm my blood results a few weeks ago she said it had gone through on 15th October so I guess not that long thought it was quite quick! Of course I'm naively hoping by then I won't need it but wishful thinking as the appointment is only roughly 6 weeks away😂

@Franklydear thanks that's what I'm hoping too but of course don't we all!