Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@Gem176 I don't keep test either, I often loose my mind in the evening, test and then regret it, I am stubborn and always test really late, I had ads of 1day and they just leave me wondering... can't win

@Franklydear I'm trying to hold out until I'm actually late. A bfn depresses me more than af arriving. Keep me away from the tests until a week tomorrow at the earliest please!!! If it's pre af spotting and mild cramping now then I can't see her being over a week away 🤷🏻‍♀️ but who knows, bodies can be total fuck boys!

@Gem176 I'm so loving your DD/DH, I honestly would be raging bout the purse. Every time I walk past the dresser where the lamp should be im annoyed but TRYING to be ok bout it. It WILL turn up & I don't NEED it 😂. 🤞🏻spotting is good. And loving those pics 🤣😂

@Katao you blatantly don't want to temp! I am HR kinda. Well, the one everyone complains to & I do all recruitment 😬

@Franklydear chilled again. You are good

@Minster2012 I feel absolutely normal, nothing else I can do, also ages to af so

@Minster2012 I just hate not knowing where something is, I'm a bit superstitious (sort of) so always pray to st Anthony (my granny is catholic, I'm not anything, my outside marriage bedroom antics would cause a church to fall down around me) but touch wood it works 😂 hope the dogs dodgy tummy handles both the chocolate and the dead crap without a poonami to disrupt your Sunday 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Hopeful110 oh no! I was hoping this was your month 😣 it's so disappointing when bodies troll you.

Natural cycles thinks I may have ovulated a few days ago? My bbt is super low but now at least rising. Will know in a few days I guess. I'm so confused and worried we may have missed the egg as we were pretty consistent for a week and then OH had a few nights of poor sleep and feeling extra ill and is basically refusing to get in the mood, and I'm also feeling ill and not in the mood either... so all in all feeling a bit sad and losing hope for this month. Even though the plan was to take things easier and not force things with the new pup needing so much time and energy. Oh well. Grumble rant 😭

At least the weather is good 🎉

@lucyrp hope AF sods off soon! I always found I could get irritated if the tampon was too big for the flow as it just kinda dried everything out (tmi sorry) maybe that's what it is??

@newbie0818 my mum has one and it didn't cause her any issues. I suspect I do too but haven't had it confirmed (it's just always meant a lot of trying to raise my hips up when having a smear, which my friends said they didn't need to do)

@Gem176 that sounds promising!! Will keep my fingers crossed for you

@Gem176 omg yes! 1 day would be more than enough like "hello yes this is your monthly reminder that you are fucked up. No you are not pregnant 🤰🏼please resume normal service." 🤣

@InkyPaper oooo yes that could be it! Although it tends to be around the string more, but I have been wearing green ones because I had no yellow left so you could be right !

@Gem176 🤣😂your bedroom antics not catholic! I'm not going to make the obvious priest comment 😬

@NestinginNL don't lose hope & gorgeous pup pic as ever. It's horrible when you don't feel in the mood but know you should

@InkyPaper & @lucyrp I get that too! And if I go too big it does the whole "working it's way out" thing which I hate. 😫

@Minster2012 @InkyPaper the feeling of pulling a tampon out when you've had hardly any flow and it's all dry 🤮🤮

@lucyrp 🤢 that's the worst feeling! I had to stop using tampons! They got weirdly painful for me. I just use period pants now but my flow's not that heavy. I honestly couldn't live without them now though!

@Minster2012 we'll see! I just bullied him into dtd because I was stressing so much about having missed 2 days 😂 he got into it after a lot of chat about pies 🥧

I'm not sure how I feel about this new dirty talk thing 😂🙃 Cosmo didn't prepare me for this.

On a similar note we just bought a new oven that will be here tomorrow. SO excited and already planning all the things I'm going to bake. I feel so old and boring 🤣

@NestinginNL gross isn't it! I ran out of regular ones so had to use the next size up the last couple of days and in the morning it was fine but after changing at dinner time and taking out when I got home from work it was so dry 🤮 ooo period pants what are they ?🤔 also you and your OH talking about baking to get him going makes me giggle 😂 if only I could find something to talk about to make my OH get off 🤣

@lucyrp they really irritate me I can't wear them 😩

@lucyrp eurgh I haven't used tampons for years for that sole reason makes me wanna vom 😩

My OH is a weird on for turned on chat... The only thing that seems to work for him is us chatting about making a baby 😳

Spent the morning making an amongst us comic to show the teacher, so busy we didn't even made lunch yet, #tooexcitedtoeat... we did have some sweeties to keep us going though

@Kirky658 @Missgoldilocks what do you use instead ??? I hate wearing pads it makes me feel like a child pissing myself constantly and the wet sticky feeling is so gross 😫

@Franklydear I play among us when I'm bored sometimes on my iPad 😂

@lucyrp I might give it a try then

@lucyrp I used these ones www.shethinx.com there are other makes but I like these. They're a fortune to import but they have sales sometimes and last for ages. They were a life saver when I was bleeding 3 or 4 weeks a month from endometriosis and I never knew what to expect, I just lived in them 😣 way less of a wet feeling than with pads too. I forget I'm wearing them.

@Franklydear ooh what's an amongst us comic?

@Kirky658 mine gets turned on by that too 😅 but not as much as me talking about Apple pies 🤔 I think I ruined it a little by ordering him to fertilise me 😂 I have no art of seduction.

@NestinginNL ooo they look good! Not sure I could get with changing my underwear about 4 times a day though 😂I only ever wear thongs don't wear anything else other than to bed when I'm on my period and wear a pad with them

It a comic, by ds, about the among us video game, so basically he made an episode, but as he is autistic and dislexic, we are thrilled that he wrote of his own accord, even if it only is to go with all the drawing #littlevictories

@lucyrp on my heaviest day I change twice but other than that once a day only, they're really the best for when you think it's coming or lighter days though 😊

@Franklydear that's great!

@NestinginNL the thong ones say they only hold half a tampon so I guess they'd be good for at the beginning or the end !

@lucyrp I have the regular ones that are 2 tampons, they're so comfy and I wear them the whole day 😁 two pairs on day 1 then just one a day.

@NestinginNL omg you go through 4 tampons in the first day ? I've always thought I had normal flow but think I'm quite light as only ever use 2 maximum and then change to a pad in the evening when home