Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@Minster2012 I'm still the 27th for testing although I am 21 buses deep and have never made testing day without AF arriving so can't me keeping first response in business anytime soon 😂

@Katao I'm the same, my working hours are my working hours and outside that is my time. If I do overtime I always take my TOIL. OH on the other hand is a perfectionist and can't delegate because he's convinced they'll do it wrong so just does it all himself 🙄 I don't help with DIY around the house as that's just a recipe for disaster his SiL assured me it's a family trait as his brother is exactly the same.

@Vil10 think technology needs to get its arse in gear and come up with an easier and more efficient way of letting us know we aren't pregnant... quick text from a electronic chip in the uterus 👍🏻
Is everything saying snot like cm is good or just a random article? I'm too scared to google but snot like is how I'd have described my cm a few times dice ov.

@InkyPaper my rage switch is in the on position and has been for a couple of days. Definitely af just around the corner and I've got three massive spots. If it's not here y Friday I might but I'd bet a fair chunk af arrives tomorrow. Totally illegal but as area managers no one is forcing him, his choice.

@Minster2012 it's bad right now, but they are having to work to when boats are available so trying to cram a weeks worth of work into 4 days 🙄 had to wash his clothes three times to get rid of the salty water smell 🤢

@Franklydear if I'm in then it's going to be 9 months of panic and guilt... indulged in both cigarettes and alcohol over the weekend 🙈 haven't had more than two glasses of wine at a time since April and gave up smoking over 8 years ago! But this weekend that all went out the window 😕

@Skip86 there is only 3 of us in the house and I'll easily do a load a day and still not reach the bottom of the basket!! Oh and deffo book yourself a wee me time getaway!

@Minster2012 my next testing date will be in December but no idea when yet as I'm patiently waiting on cd1!!

@notyetamumbuttrying

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4081333-What-I-ordered-vs-what-I-got

Actually crying at this one! 🤣 I feel sorry for the OP but the comments! 🙈

@paintfairy @notyetamumbuttrying can’t link but you need to read can I just invite to have a laugh at my ex

@Gem176 wouldn’t it be too early to cause any damage?
@Minster2012 hurry up girl, we’re nearly full, how long does your dinner take ? 🤪🤣

@paintfairy omg I'm howling with laughter!! This girls comment did it! "Christ I really need to slow down and read things properly. I thought you had got this orb with your mothers ashes and hair in it and I was wondering how I could delicately ask if you're quite alright." 😂🤣

@Juno231 @Minster2012 my date has changed it's 19th/ 20th November that's when AF due. Have done countless tests because I am a poas addict all negative so I think AF will arrive.
Thanks for all you do xx

So much to catch up on from this morning🙈
@Minster2012 you'll be a fab bus driver! I'm loving some of these bus names 😬

Cannot even remember half of what I've read now!
I'd never heard of those AIBU threads, had to have a nose after you lot of said about them! All I can say is........🤦‍♀️🤣🤣
I can't believe they actually take time out to post shit like that🙉

Test date is when AF due 1st Dec

[quote notyetamumbuttrying]@paintfairy omg I'm howling with laughter!! This girls comment did it! "Christ I really need to slow down and read things properly. I thought you had got this orb with your mothers ashes and hair in it and I was wondering how I could delicately ask if you're quite alright." 😂🤣[/quote]
That's the comment that got me🤣🤣🤣 I actually LOL'D out loud at that one😭

@notyetamumbuttrying I so wish there was a button where you could like the comment, like you can on FB! 😆

@Franklydear I can't find it! How far down is it?

@notyetamumbuttrying @Chlo2701 that's the one that got me! DH was looking at me like- what on earth are you laughing/crying at? 🤣

@paintfairy I put a comment or two so I wouldn’t lose it, look me up

Right I'm back & nearly ready...

Funny story @notyetamumbuttrying you are on the revised list I did on dog walk as "don't know dates but they've got a seat" so nuh nuh nuh nuuuuuh nerrrr!! 😘and I eat slowly. And talk.

@Chlo2701 noted and you will soon liar yourself in an AIBU rabbit hole where you lose time. Don't say we didn't warn you ☺️

@Clairey844 yes I think bus wankers was in the heady May/June days! Here's to reaching a test day 🤞🏻

@Gem176 3 times washing?? And how many did he do himself?? I wish my OH was a perfectionist..he's very much a project manager & therefore delegator not a "doer"

Bloody hell I resign already 😆

@Gem176 that actually needs to be a thing, stop us from guessing all the time!! I've read it on quite a few different websites! I was going to have a feel of my cervix but heard it isn't very reliable, so just gonna wait and see what happens now x

@Franklydear I'm confused, I can't see your comment on the dog thread, or do you mean you've got your own thread on there?

La la la

It's not even tagged everyone. FFS. Hop on, & I apologise already 😬😫

Bus 22- TTC Nov/Dec with boobgasms, clt-ticklers, btt plugs & a learner driver http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4081421-bus-22-ttc-nov-dec-with-boobgasms-cl-t-ticklers-b-tt-plugs-a-learner-driver

@Vil10 "my cervix isn't very reliable.

Nor is mine love....I'm not pregnant yet. How unreliable is that??!!

On the exhusband threat, is even funnier, is can I just invite to have a laugh at my exh

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@Katao probably, I've been so shit at temping before o this month!

Hit some memes @notyetamumbuttrying and fill this bus

@Chlo2701 even re reading it is making me crack up again. SO funny!! Yes a like button would be great on here!
@paintfairy I'm gonna show mine now, I'm laughing at the thought of it 😂
@Minster2012 whoo hoo all is forgiven then 😜 can't wait to hop on over toot toot 🚎

One my friend just sent me 😆