Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@SmileyT OMG I love you me her, but DH hates it, he hates the women in it! Weird right! Threesomes? What's not to like?! For men that is! And def get to spoil your baby, enjoy it, that's part of the fun, I love it, I would do it all again

@Markygirl1995 we will (try) to keep you sane, with weirdness, sex toys (did you see what @Newbie0818's OH bought her and apparently it's underwhelming??) see earlier in thread...and lots of other fun! Me?! Oh I hope you aren't here to see my TWW, I'm a weird one. I need IVF as I've had cancer quite a lot since 2010, came into this thread at the start, after a medicated miscarriage from IVF #1 in March and in lockdown could only try naturally again just for the shits & giggles whilst clinics shut & had to have a few cycles (mine were ALL over the place so basically just banging DH to death but confirmed not ovulating), IVF #2 in sep got BFN these ladies got me through but won't let me leave & the IVF threads are BORING & all about clean living blah blah so I'm still here talking dirty with my wine to these ladies waiting to have my last embryo shoved in me...should be starting next period but transfer likely after Xmas now so yeah, last seat on the bus for me please 🙌🏻started last nov & tested feb 😆.

Oh and technically @Markygirl1995 I'm prob in TWW as we've been having lots of unprotected sex (we have to have protected sex during IVF) but as I doubt my body knows how to lay an egg it would be a miracle baby! And last time we did that the IVF got put back as my AF didn't show out of shock with BFN the same as @Dollybird89 I think. Like errr what are you doing?? My body said!

Popping in after a fullll day of wallpaper stripping - had a huge glob of EWCM today so will be hopping on to that 🍆 tonight!

@SmileyT still getting viewings but no offers as yet. Had one today so they could be the ones to offer! Yeah who knows with our treatments, feel like it's all going to take longer than I want but hey ho, need to keep my patience. How you going with picking names? Ooh yes, have heard of that, will defo give it a watch!
@Juno231 good going with the wallpaper stripping! Working those muscles! Yay to sexy time, enjoy! 😉

@Minster2012 I have a chocolate thieving dog too.... he ate my last viscount (inc wrapper) a few weeks ago! I called my dad in a panic that it was going to kill him, he just laughed and told me to expect some green shiney bits in his next shite... my dad has a wonderful way with words 😂
Also had a toddler who liked to hide things... sky remote awol for two weeks, turned house upside down looking, she wandered in with it smiling away as I was on the phone ordering a new one 🙈 she also hid my purse the morning I was going Xmas shopping thankfully my mum let me borrow her card and just transfer.... thank goodness for online banking! She returned the purse the next day 🙄

@Franklydear I waited up all night hoping for this result on Tuesday night.... today was the first day I didn't obsessively check results! I'm a politics lover 😳

@Markygirl1995 also in the tww here, hoping that if @Juno231 puts me down to test on the 16th I'll be able to hold out until then 🤞🏻

@Skip86 I've got a lovely 6 hour round trip tomorrow to pick up dd.

I can't remember who mentioned sex drive taking a complete nosedive in the tww but YES!!

Apologies in advance for the tmi but I really hope someone can help/advise and you are the only ones I can ask these things and I might get rambly because I'm not sure where to start, here goes....
Today is officially Sunday so I'm officially cd23 and 8dpo (ov based on tracking app and ewcm). I don't get spotting pre period. If there is something on my undies then there is something when I wipe and I need a pad/tampon there and then. I'm lucky and have a very regular cycle 28/29 days with my longest in the last 6 months being 32 days. I've just been to the toilet and I have brown discharge on my knickers (is this spotting? It looks like a bit of old blood? Sorry tmi) but when I wiped it was regular, colourless, creamy cm (again sorry tmi). I feel a little crampy. If it's af then I'm spotting which is unusual and according to tracking app af not due until 15th nov so a week early?! Last night I was convinced I was in for a uti as I had the urge to pee constantly but literally next to nothing coming and a funny feeling downstairs (no other way to describe it than funny). Took some paracetamol as moving in bed was so uncomfy and planned a call to get antibiotics today but woke back to absolute normal 🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm convinced by the time anyone sees this af will have arrived and I'll have got my hopes up for this being some early signs for no reason and I'm freaking out for nothing 😢

@smileyt @minster2012 I love you, me, her!!! Watching with DH and asked him, would you ever have a threesome? And he went no, I don't wanna share you!

@Juno231 get on that 🍆 girl!
Well ladies after my body trolling me and giving me a huge temp spike yesterday I tested last night and bfn, then bbt had a dramatic drop this morning and AF has begun overnight...so back to CD1 for me :( bit disappointing just coz those temps were so much higher than my usual post ov temps :( but oh well... Next OD will be 27th but going to start dtd every couple of days once af is gone and then the week of O increase to every other day until 2 days before when I will be jumping on everyday haha! How many days do you's dtd after O too? I just dont wanna miss the egg lol xx

Hey ladies ❤❤

Popping on to say hello xx currently 12+4 weeks

Had my 12 week scan on Thursday and baby doing well. Looks more like a baby now than a blob lol. They found a fibroid in there too which at the moment us bigger than baby so just going to keep an eye on it as far as I know (she didn't say much and then I stupidly googled 🤦‍♀️)

Hope ur all well or as good as can be ❤❤ xx

@Kirky658 @notyetamumbuttrying @Minster2012 @SmileyT Thankyou girls! The meal was lovely if I do say so myself! And worked a treat on OH, he gave me a serious seeing to last night🍆

@Hopeful110 so sorry for af, what a shitter😩 I usually just DTD the day after ovulation!x

@Gem176 I would say you've just had an implantation bleed and cramps! 8dpo and brown old blood looking cm!!

@Catherinettc so glad your scan went well! And glad everything is okay!xx

@Vil10 I'm desperately hoping that's what it is but I'm just too scared to get my hopes up again to be devastated next week when I get either af or a bfn! I meant to @ you to say your dinner looked fab, no wonder he gave you a right good seeing to! I'd definitely shag anyone who made me a white choc and orange cheesecake that looked like that 🤤😂

@Gem176 I love your DD that's great! So nonchalant 😂And we don't worry about the tiny bit of choc for our dogs (though the big one that stole it has the worst sensitive tummy so we know we are in for shits AND she ate some dead crap yesterday 🙄) obviously if more than that it's an issue but she's a bugger!
And there is no TMI here. Brown blood is a good thing usually, can be a sign of implantation bleeding really hope so 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Kirky658 that's a great response from your DH, mine just says it's completely unrealistic & the young one wouldn't do it

@Hopeful110 CD1 can suck hairy balls but sounds like you've got a plan. I think after OV it's another 2 days? Or 3?

@Catherinettc yay for the scan that's great it's finally a baby and not just a huge bump 😂is your sickness any better?? And what did you find out about the fibroid on your non google mission? Are they going to monitor it?

@Vil10 BOOM BOOM 🍆we had a bit of bullet magic last night, no 3 course meal for me though but I was jealous!

@Gem176 I had a feeling we weren’t to get an answer on the night and I slept this year, I also watch other elections, like New Zealand and South Africa ...
I had all kinds and colours of spotting at different points of af due, sorry, I am not help
@Hopeful110 hugs
@Catherinettc surely they would have said if there was something to worry about, glad baby is looking good
@Vil10 great dinner and great night, fab

I don’t have anything to report, just waiting, quite chilled actually

@Minster2012 I can assure you I didn't love her the purse day 🙈 pleading with her to tell me where it was and she deadpan told me she didn't know! Next day it was sitting on a kitchen worktop, exploded at her dad for not telling me he had found it, he just looked confused and told me he hadn't 😂
Wasn't worried about the chocolate so much as the tinfoil. Chocolate regularly gets pinched 🙄
Really really hope so as I've never had spotting before so this is a tiny bit new and as you can tell I panicked! Trying not to get hopes up and failing miserably!

@Franklydear I love an election night, oh thinks I'm mad staying up to watch UK ones and thought I'd properly lost the plot watching the US one 😂
It's all helpful, like I said I never get spotting so totally confused and trying not to get hopes up. You are helping me get cool, chilled head back on as opposed to panic then search cute prams head 🙈

@Gem176 oooh nervously excited for you! Sounds good🤞
@Vil10 😋 that meal looks soooo good!
@Juno231 aw are you enjoying settling in to your new home? Wouldn't this be the perfect time for a bfp! Here's hoping.

@Minster2012 lol at your boss, need a word with HR there I think 😂
@SmileyT @Catherinettc & @Cocoblue22 lovely to hear from you girls, cant believe how pregnant you all are, time must be going quicker than it feels 😂
Hi @Smushty14, @Markygirl1995 welcome!

As for me still haven't managed to do my bbt 😂🙈🤦‍♀️ couldn't bring myself to set an alarm over the weekend but I will from tomorrow morning on because I clearly can't do it without one. So that will be starting at CD5. Is that ok? Have I left it too late?

That’s what we are here for @Gem176, it’s the sisterhood

@Katao nervously excited here too but I have a tendency to be a bit of a pessimist when it comes to ttc so I've put spare undies, tampons and a pad in my bag as I'm off out today.

@Franklydear you might appreciate these... Twitter has me killing myself laughing this morning!

I'm tagging along!

@Gem176 I do, I’ll nick it for rest of sm

@Franklydear definitely, all our friends need a Sunday morning chuckle 😂

CD5 and I've had enough of AF now I hope she's on her way soon🤣 does anyone else who wears tampons after like day 3 get irritated down there from them ? Ugh 😫😂 also can't wait to be able to have sex been so horny while on I've given OH 2 bjs so far😭

@Katao my libido is shit at the best of times so I'm sure it won't make any difference to me 🤣

@Vil10 omg that meal looks DELICIOUS!

@Gem176 it sounds really promising, I hope this is it 🤞🏼 when will you test?

I've possibly had a temp shift, but messed up taking my temp this morning so could just be an anomaly, I suppose I'll find out soon 🤷🏼‍♀️ would be nice as I'm cd19...

Oh, does anyone else on here have a retroverted uterus? I know it's not supposed to impact on conception chances but I did wonder if that along with pcos might affect how the sperm swim up there or something? I've been lying in all sorts of positions after DTD to cover all bases haha.
Just another thing to add to my host of fertility issues 🤣

@Newbie0818 I'm not due af until a week today and only 8dpo so think it might be a bit early yet. Really hate a bfn, would rather af arriving to those harsh wee words on the screen 😭

While I'm at it, am I better going with my usual cb digital or a FRER? I don't keep tests in the house or I'd be forever poas 🙈

@lucyrp I think 1 day of af is more than enough, if she could just pop up, let us know it's a no this month then feck off that'd be lovely 😂