Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@minster2012 it's the thought that counts!

Does anyone else get to the point after their FW that they just completely cba with sex? I am just knackered.... Libido is shite at the best of times but it's really gone downhill now

@Franklydear @NestinginNL @Juno231 @Newbie0818 @Minster2012 @Ltay2 @Katao Thankyou so much girls for the hand hold!! And Minster I loveeee that film, and it's definitely her, like I'm happy for them and they're family and it's great that you, and I quote "are so good at making babies", but my godddd don't need to rub it in🙄 for those who asked as well it's the one who knew we were thinking about it and said "she'd fall pregnant first anyway", we arent as close as we used to be thank god!! I definitely needed the support especially after just being told that my grandmas boyfriend (yes boyfriend bless her) who's been apart of our family for 13 years now, passed away tonight, he got rushed into hospital on Monday with kidney failure, pneumonia and suspected sepsis, then got tested positive for covid, he was getting better then got taken to icu yesterday and got the call today to say he's passed away, so awful and sad, but please don't message back saying sorry, I don't want sympathy from his passing, just tell me a funny story instead, lift the mood😂😂❤️

@Katao about half way through my cycle (if it's a normal length this time) so should be in the 2WW now. Not tracking again. I was about to ask about you but I see you're down for 4th December on this bus. Would be nice to end the year with some good news!

Hope everyone else is doing well. I'm feeling the odd one out since I can't join in with the sex toy chat... I've got absolutely no experience there 😂 fun bus name though 👍🏼

Hi ladies,

Any chances there's room for one more?

Thread name just made me spit out my tea laughing

Test date is 20th November! 1DPO (I think!), so think this thread is just the thing to get me through the next two weeks without going insane!!

You know what @Minster2012 I just don't see the need,I'm more than happy with the real thing 😉
@2020mission right there with you, nothing interesting in my bedside drawer 😂 yes just cd2 over here ready to start all over AGAIN. hope your tww flies by 😀
Welcome new girla, alway room for more 👋

@Juno231 @Katao rings true don't it 😂
Last one of the night for me and then I'll start being normal again 🤪
We are still worthy ladies 🗣

@Cinderella2020 ALWAYS room for more, and it's rude to spit y'knowwwww 😝🤫 (only joking!) have a look back at the end of the last thread (what was that one called ladies?) look for the one with a similar stupid funny name in the active threads 😊🤦🏼‍♀️ to see the monstrosity of which we speak!

@Vil10 QUICK we neeeeeeeeddds a story shiiiit and you know when your mind goes totally blank?! Though following on from my "I think my neighbours are swingers last Sunday" after they had a random lady pull up in car last Sunday evening & not leave til 10pm & sent me a message saying "ignore us & the random car, mark is wishing he was slamming his testicles in a drawer" 🤔I did pick a parcel up from there yesterday & confirm they aren't swingers & apparently they use that phrase instead of "I'd rather put pins in my eyes" after I replied saying "there's an image I can't unsee!"

Oh yes @notyetamumbuttrying but that bloody stick is like £6 per time 😂🤦🏼‍♀️that's why out TTC drawers are worth so much 😫

@clolo you can be the weird sex pest lurker 😊
Or actually I think that's me 😳

Honestly @vil10 the aniybt of people announcing they are pregnant is unreal 😢 its shit.

@juno231 put me down for 30th nov. Not sure what way my 1st cycle will go. App predicts I'll ov later but that's because after surgical management was 5wks and b4 that I was pregnant so app is reading my cycles wrong.
I have smear on 30th so I'll prob test b4 that if af hasn't already arrived

Arhhhhhh ladies! My body is a complete troll! Instead of my temp declining today at 13dpo its actually sky rocketed...to 37.30c from 36.67c yesterday, what the hell is going onnnnn plus just for extra jokes on me...ive either got really bad morning breath or ive been sucking a penny all night! A really nasty taste of copper in my mouth :(
Plus a slight dull ache down there but can't pin point it...just kinda feels like when you get growing pains in your legs lol. Am I still in with a chance? Lol xx

Hey guysss. Still lurking, especially now Im suffering with insomnia! I wake up around 4am most mornings, so reading this thread entertains me.
@Hopeful110 not out till AF arrives.
Talking about due dates, I wanted to avoid Nov, Dec, Jan because of Christmas- saying that if I had caught first month of trying it would have been Jan! I do think it all becomes irrelevant once you ttc

@blodyn91 morning, I had such a rubbish sleep last night too. Been tossing and turning all night and I don't think it helped that I'm on my period so kept feeling like I was leaking everytime I moved☹️how're things with you ?

@Hopeful110 fingers crossed for you xx

Morning!
@Hopeful110 you def aren't out til AF shows and o hope it's not your body being a knob.

@blodyn91 you've not told us about this great house! You can write loads from 4am, that doesn't sound fun 😬

I just looked back at our other thread (CD 1 can suck hairy balls for the newbies to catch us) and realised that was a November thread, errrr it's only 7th November now 🙈🤣

@Minster2012 hahaha thanks for the story!! Also how interesting would it be if they were swingers!! Like I'd love sitting there watching all the different people go in😂

@Hopeful110 keeping my fingers crossed for you!!

Morning ladies @Vil10 I’m sure something funny will come to my head later... @2020mission I don’t have any toys either, I am getting an education @clolo 👋🏻 Say hi more often, @Cinderella2020 I recommend reading our previous threads, they’re hilarious, they’ll be easy to find, all the titles will make you spit your tea,...

I have my asthma review on Wednesday, by phone and at work... can you guys help me talk things through? So, this time looks like I am not being asked to shield, (it’s officially paused but some people still will) my company offers special leave for the lockdown for extremely clinically vulnerable, now, I don’t think I am in that category now, because the first time my recurrent chest infections put me there, but I am well now, asthma under control, I do have to commute on the bus, although less people and mask, and at work I have a visor all day, no real need to be less than a meter from anybody and full screens with the public, I am also constantly indoors now, but that is more to do with the cold and fear of flu and infections than COVID, but I am getting more nervous, and I don’t know if there is more I can do, or should demand to stay home, and possibly told no, even if that wasn’t good last time, of course I am not going anywhere else.

@Minster2012 we started last November thread in the last few days of October, so fast but not that much...

@franklydear I also have asthma, and was told it is mild as I only have the one inhaler. I understand that it's people with severe asthma who have oxygen regularly that are classed as vulnerable. However have you had your flu jab? I would discuss with them that you do have asthma and ask if you can come to some sort of arrangement. Xx

@Juno231 Haha no we started back in June but then decided to buy a new house in July so stopped until we got the new house. Now we are in the new house it's a big green light 🤣

@Minster2012 Thanks lovely! That's the one 😊

It's my birthday on 28th but I will only be CD24 so I'm just going to go with a testing date of 1 December.

@Kirky658 I have two inhalers, I had the flu jab, my asthma is classed as severe when I have recurrent chest infections, most winters, but not the rest of the time as is well controlled generally,... sadly work is one of those companies that would like you to work the morning of your funeral, so talking to them is only for when I stablish my terms on what I am refusing to do, to give you an example, a colleague had an operation last year, at 4 pm, so he work till 2 that day.
I know I might be over reacting out of fear and the fact that I had to shield last time, it is also jumping on with my normal winter anxiety as I am normally poorly for around 4-5 months every year...

@Minster2012 haha because why the hell not, thought I'd try something to make the worlds problems magic away 🤣
Also... we did use it, underwhelming 😕

@Katao i was too haha, although like I said to minster, I expected more. I'm sure there's one out there for me 😂

@Kirky658 yes! Me! CBA with the whole big event of it after fw. Too much effort.

@Vil10 I know you said no sorry but hugs! X and that makes her even worse, gah people!
Well, my funny story is that we had the dog watching us all the while trying to navigate the new sex toys, completely unattractively, and then he decided he would "help". Safe to say, we soon gave up 😂

Here is the monstrosity that helped the thread name, welcome newbies, and BEWARE 😂

I also don’t want to cocoon at home, so I don’t know what I want

Sorry for the me, me tantrum, but you are my safe space for good and for bad
@Vil10 my funny story, dbrother has to isolate due to being a contact of a positive, he is 20, so mum send him packing to an flat of the family, 3 bed fully furnished, but it hasn’t got WiFi, nooooooo, he is also meant to be studying but claims he can’t as the neighbour is a musician and plays piano, at 4 in the afternoon, the horror, I am not sure he’ll survive this

@Franklydear could you cope with being on the special leave? I got an email through this week which said i should stay at home and it should be shown to my employer to say I should be furloughed if possible...it's sent to my email with my nhs number & home address on so I imagine I will get one at home too...see pics...ask your nurse why you don't have one?