Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@Chlo2701 yay I wondered where you'd got to! Ooo you dark horse😉 I think I'd defo try it if I was single

@Chlo2701 I would try sex with a woman too, definitely, your experience sounds great! And you need to keep that horniness going, though can't believe you've never cum through sex 😳

@Franklydear I see about the delivery thing...I think I would prefer to go to the supermarket & anyway like you say there it's likely it will only be us. Or if rule of 6 applies again then is & my parents as opposed to the usual 15/16 or so. I found the Covid test f ing awful, you remember me saying the nurse couldn't look as she said it makes her gag, it made me gag so bad

So is SMU better or afternoon? I'm 99% sure I'm not pregnant anyway and it's only cos of the scans that I will have to test & I can't leave it til Tuesday afternoon as my first scan is at 8am🙄

@Minster2012 I had two so far, they made me gag, but I prefer to do it myself

Oh yes I had to do it myself too @Franklydear, the nurse stepped away & said "I need to leave the room as watching ppl do it makes me gag"😳

And the nice yodel man has just delivered our lovely HUGE box of Xmas wines & a gin in it too!

@Chlo2701 you've made me want to try and experience sex with a woman now!! I'll attach a pic now, my rhr has been pretty high all month to be honest, I think because I've not been at the gym with them being shut I've probably become unfit, it's usually around 52-55, and it's been averaged at 62 this month!! I feel like there's no pattern so not getting my hopes up x

Wow loads to catch up on today!

@Skip86 you should definitely have a little break for yourself - you deserve it!

@Chlo2701 I would definitely have sex with a woman if I was single again - realised I was bisexual when I was at uni.

@Minster2012 @Franklydear covid tests look so bad - I had to do it for my OH. He was showing symptoms so I drove him down to the test centre he asked for the self-testing kit and then asked me to swab his tonsils for him 🙈 just sat there wishing I'd brought a bucket and going "do not vom in the car!!!" Luckily his was negative (took about 2 days for the results to come through)

Forgot to say:

Glad you're feeling better @Franklydear!

Also welcome to @AHobbyaweek 😊

Thank you @InkyPaper, steroids are the work of the devil but they work, I should be functioning soon

@InkyPaper yep if I have to do another (highly likely as had to do that one for the IVF) then I will take a bag just in case! To do someone else's erghhhhh🤮🤢ooo so you've had sex with men & women too...I bet that was fun at uni...here we are all now thinking of woman on woman action!

Happy Sunday ladies! A very lazy one here today in my household lol. And AF has finally left the building! Wahoooooo!! So Cycle day 7 today and FF says ovulation on CD18... and premom says CD14... either way doesnt really matter as the poor OH special sacks are gonna be so empty by CD20! Starting tonight! Poor sod lol! I was quite sad about AF at first but now I'm glad! Means I know where I am in my cycle now and confirms I'm definitely ovulating which is a good start! So 🤞 this is the month! Mentally I have it all planned to tell OH on Xmas morning 🤭 he won't even remember our test date so its all good lol!

Stocked up on Oreo choc! Tempted to try pre seed...but don't want it to be so technical and timed if that makes sense? Anyone else used it before? How do ya use it lol

Lazy day here, got my best friends baby shower later though x

Loving the positivity @Hopeful110 bring on the 🍆& Oreo! We use preseed & we keep using it just as a lube as we like it so much, in theory you use the injector to put it up you which can be prior to the event so I used to do that in the bathroom so it's not mechanical then initiate...however we just use it as a normal lube now

Frustrated all the sex dice games are from Europe so hella expensive shipping. Grrr

@KateColx apparently so! Not really sure what causes it, and there isn't really a way to change it, so we'll have to see where the specialists take us with that one! Tbh it WOULD happen to us 😂 if anything goes wrong with us, it's always the weirdest thing.

I did some online retail therapy last night, spent nearly £200 on work clothes as my old ones I've had nearly 10 years 😱 thought it's time for an update, so I'm expecting a package of lots of lovely new dresses and boots and heels from New Look today, then some more stuff from H&M later in the week 🙈 well dh did buy an Xbox this week so I think I deserve it haha.
We've had a lovely walk with doggy along the (surprisingly busy) beach, and now off to a virtual bday party for my BFF, hope everyone's having a lovely day ☀️

@Minster2012 ahhh ok, this is gonna sound silly then...but is there a time frame between inserting the pre seed and dtd? It won't all slide out will it? Lol 🤦‍♀️🤭 lol! adds to amazon basket xx

@Newbie0818 that all sounds lush! Dead jealous! Though I'm currently wearing a beautiful super snuggly hooded jumper dress from Boden with rainbow stars on it & fleece inside, sooooo snuggly and it's kids! 😁

@Hopeful110 it says up to 15 mins before and I just hopped into bed straight away didn't have issues with sliding out, even from my cavernous foof!

Woken up covered in face spots, so already thinking it's pms and I'm out, still got 11 days to go until my period too, 😥

@amy2503, sorry, but that’s just silly, 11days is a long time... defo not out

@Franklydear I think I'm just very negative because I'm feeling so low this weekend. Haven't struggled with my mental health like this for a while. Sorry xx

@amy2503 no need to be sorry, I am also feeling sorry for myself, but people, you included are helping, I am cd 25 and don’t feel pms, feel a bit of soreness but been in bed since Thursday so everything hurts, I guess I’ll just have to wait a few days, I can’t sleep so really here 24/7, never been so up to date on this thread, I’ve also read the whole of aibu

@amy2503 def not out already stay with us girl, you got this ❤️

@Franklydear I haven't read an AIBU for ages!

@Minster2012 boredom, I tell you

@Franklydear I love the Aibu threads, some are so divisive aren't they! I never comment, just there being a voyeur 😂

@notyetamumbuttrying noooo, no commenting.... it is dangerous, but some are as funny as outrageous