Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

Hey, not so bad tonight, I’ve been up for about half hour, but better than previous nights
@AHobbyaweek hello, welcome to the fun fair, we only have one rule: be supportive, no judgement here, and yes we talk about everything, nothing is off limits
@Chlo2701 when you get to me, I’m ok ish....

I feel better, less chest pain, oxygen saturation improving, oxygen taking not so much, heart rate higher, but I never measure that before so maybe is normal, no real pms, funny food wants, but that can be the meds, blood pressure normal... I don’t have more gatgets, oh yes temperature, higher than normal but under 37... any dr houses about? keep me amused
On the good news I have Tesco deliveries regularly until the 20th of December, which for me will be close enough for Xmas, people are going mad with them,.... this year is going to be super weird, doing our own planning for 3, instead of integrating on a bigger plan from 25-40... first Xmas in the uk too, but we’ll have Spanish goodies on the post... but as an anecdote, it’ll be the first time in 20 years that I can have Xmas pudding on Xmas day! I have taken them to Spain but they don’t like them, and there’s so much on offer that they don’t appeal so much...no offence, I obviously like it.

It must be the steroids but I am having very livid dreams about people I haven’t thought about in ages, and includes some characters that don’t really exist, but they were so real...

I think the best plan is going to be awake for a couple of hours and then try to sleep the early morning again, yesterday I manage 6.30 till 10 something...

Ok peeps, I am going to try to sleep again, hope you don’t hear from me until at least 11

Hey my lady loves, happy Sunday!

@Minster2012 you had me at duck pancake. How did they go? Next time I want an invite.
Oh and how about the dice that you think you'll use the most, plus another wooden gift? A wooden photo frame with a picture in it of you using the butt plug perhaps?? Nice one for the mantel.

@Franklydear I'm pleased to hear you've had a better night x
Yes Xmas will be strange for us too this year - we have no Covid here but so many family member interstate/overseas who can't fly home, so have decided not to do the usual celebration 😭 only positive I remind myself is less stress, cooking and cleaning!

@Kirky658 your date night looked lovely 😍 I'm going to book one in at this house!

I'm back to feeling really dark at OH today - in the space of two weeks he has two separate mini holidays away from me and the kids, one with mates (last week) and another surf trip with his brothers (this week coming), total of 7 nights away.
Yet even though we're both home this weekend somehow I've still done all of the mundane parenting shit (bedtimes, meals, brekkie while he slept in, took kids to a birthday party while he stayed at home playing guitar and having a wank (probably)).
Instead of having a massive whinge and getting pissed at him though, I'm thinking I should just book a holiday away myself. Don't even care if I'm alone, in fact that sounds like bliss!! A few nights away with spa treatments, lunch at a winery, laze on a beach....
Omg I'm googling right now. Watch this space.

Morning 🥰
@Skip86 the duck pancakes were lovely! I think the invite must have got lost over the seas?? May have raided the cheese board too 😬 your DH sounds slightly like mine, I think you def need to book a trip away for yourself...remember me going away for that spa trip? That's just what I needed...do it.

@Franklydear it's better you feel a bit better and totally jealous of the Tesco deliveries! Was that from last night...booking in the middle of the night? I'm hoping your test results come back today & all is ok. I hate Christmas pudding, I bet we won't even have a Christmas cake

@KateColx ah well that sounds like I have a tiny ounce of hope then, let's hope his weirdly shaped sperm managed to penetrate my hopefully there egg 🤣 also, love the rose at the end of that huge plug! Like something from Beauty and the Beast haha.

@AHobbyaweek welcome :) it's definitely nice having a thread where not everything is about ttc haha.

Thanks all sounds like the perfect thread. Need a bit of cheering up (and carbs) as AF appeared this morning so out this month.
Might make myself hashbrowns this morning.

@Minster2012 I think the wooden one looks as huge as my glass one - stay away 😂 the second one looks a good size though and I love the Pom Pom 😂 but the dice could provide more fun maybe? X

@Newbie0818 yep defo still hope! I'll keep everything crossed for the weirdly shaped sperm 😂 I didn't even know that was a thing? Haha I know, a nice rose on the end to deceive you of the weapon it's attached to x

@Minster2012 I love the pom pom one purely because from something being shoved up your arse hole it looks pretty!

So 7dpo and been pretty chilled and no symptom spotting so far, until now, woke up with really bad back ache, I have a bad back anyway but this wasn't that pain, and it never wakes me up, and now got a weird pressure dull ache on my right just inside my hip, don't think I've ever experienced it before, rhr has jumped to 67, last week resting was 59 and in the night I've just checked it even hit 86, don't think it's ever been that high!!

@AHobbyaweek noooo damn AF, hash browns though haven't had those for aggggggeess! Mmmm, I'm currently waiting on a bacon or sausage bagel from DH.

@KateColx & @Vil10 yeah I like the tail one too, I just don't know if DH would be weirded out by a tail 🤔🤣 I don't know if it's a "women think it's cute but men hate it" I'm tempted to try though, & yes maybe get the dice too

@AHobbyaweek so sorry for af turning up!! Get those hash browns on girl!

Morning ladies, test negative🎉
@Skip86 do it, book a couple of days, even on your own and have a good break, a good think, and straighten that crown
@Minster2012 the bookings were on Friday lunch time, Tesco releases the month for the delivery saver, I didn’t know this only got a saver when shielding as the deliveries had to become more regular, I book everything, the week from the 21st was fully book, but I am good with what I got, then I saw the storm on sm, that people were queuing for hours, and mad they didn’t get close enough... I would feel horrible to be a part in any way to make someone work late Xmas eve or Xmas day itself, close, for the love of god, just close, the food will keep for those few days, this is the long version of an answer to a passing comment.
The Xmas cake is just for me, dh doesn’t like it and ds is meh

I do feel better, I decide later on the day if I go to work tomorrow or take an extra day, I got pretty knackered yesterday but I did sleep better today.

@AHobbyaweek the rule is wine, or gin for some, and chocolate on the dreadful day...

Wine and gin is a good idea. Chocolate might have to be purchased as DH ate the last lot 🤨

Brag alert!!!
The family got up, I said I’ll stay a bit in bed on the iPad, so my breakfast just appeared on my bedside table

[quote Franklydear]@AHobbyaweek the rule is wine, or gin for some, and chocolate on the dreadful day...[/quote]
Well, what’s he waiting for?🤨

@franklydear glad it's negative and big wins on the brekkie!!!
Off for a run with DH now - he is a lot faster than me and we don't go together very often so thus could be entertaining 🤣

@Minster2012 that's so shit that they ruled you out because of cancer! Fuck them!
@Franklydear I know a fair few people that have done Covid tests, & weirdly I've noticed a pattern, if you don't have it those people seemed to have their results within 24hrs, but the people I know that have tested positive didn't get their results for 48hrs! I really hope yours comes back negative! You definitely don't want to be getting it with your chest infections & asthma you suffer from. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you my love🤞🏻 please let us know as soon as you get your results!
Right I've nearly caught up! I'm upto last night, & have gone past my comments I posted last night so I'm nearly there!👏🏼👏🏼
CD12 over here & I don't usually ovulate until CD16/17 but my RHR is telling me different 🤨 so I'm wondering if I ovulated yesterday.
Somebody else posted about their RHR, a couple days ago, can't remember who it was??? But looked like they could of had an implantation dip 7/8DPO. If you read this please post your RHR again x

@AHobbyaweek you need chocolate then! Def! Get him out there!

@Franklydear whoop whoop for negative, 🙌🏻🥳and I've also just had my breakfast given to me, a sausage AND bacon bagel...all I deserve after getting up 2.5hours before DH with toddler...DH had a nice lie in til 9.30! Do you mean ppl Queuing to get into a physical Tesco or online?? I was about to get priority deliveries through the other lockdown with Sainsbury's, I've not used since I was thinking I might look but they only tend to do a week before.

@Chlo2701 I don't know anything about RHR, are you tracking anything else?

CD31 here now & no sign of AF, I think my body is gonna be screwed up again after the drugs...but I'm gonna have to test on Tuesday morning before my scans. But that will be very early in the morning. What was that theory about not FMU?

@amy2503 ah yeah that is added pressure. Hopefully it'll happen soon then 🤞🏾
@KateColx wow wee to the Xmas decs 😂 so many ppl are just going for it this year, whatever makes you happy I say! And omg that pic 🙈you're telling me that's a butt plug! 😳
@Kirky658 glad you had a nice date night! Food looks good 😌 and yay to the shagging! We didn't bother of course cos I didn't make any moves.
Enjoy your run! I'm off for a long walk with a mate today.
@Franklydear so glad you don't have Covid 🥳
@Minster2012 well done getting all your appointments into one day, that's some patience and negotiation skills! I hope they all go well 😘

@Minster2012 online, they open the delivery slots at 7 in the morning and people were virtually queueing from 6! Tesco puts them a week at the time, but 4 weeks in advance, so on Friday I had until 4 December but then they open until Xmas at once and everybody went crazy, my last delivery is on the 20th so I think that’s good enough for Xmas, I’ve been getting a few bits every week, so I don’t have a£100 extra in the bill, but I’ll get the veg and fruit in the last one, it’s only us 3, so if we had to nip to the local Sainsbury’s to grab a joint of gammon or a chicken won’t be a disaster if everything got to pots...
Thank you all, we are very relief it isn’t covid, but I think I am going to become a pro at administering the test this winter....

@Skip86 yes do it!!!!! That's exactly what I would do, if he can do then so can you, fuck him!! Don't bite to it, just book yourself a little get away!

Where I was playing catch
Up on this thread all wk last wk (I was always 2/3 days behind🤦‍♀️) I can't remember what half the chat was but some of its coming back to me now!! One was @lucyrp talking about women porn!
I've slept with a girl when I was a teenager, I knew I was straight but just wanted to try it, & to be honest I've been thinking about it a lot again lately! If I was single I would definitely do it again, but I know I'm not a lesbian, but the sex is so different, much more caressing & sensual!

Also I soooooo need to get one of those clit suckers ladies!! Which one is the best to get?? Please help?!
We used to use the bullet a lot but don't bother now, I used to use it while OH did me doggy, I need to get it bk out!!
Although I did have a good orgasm last night as he went down on me before we DTD! Then we had sex this morning & I nearly fucking cum through sex!!!😳 that never happens! It's only ever happened once to me, but for some reason he was just hitting my gspot in normal missionary position! I swear to god your insides move around😆 because I put money on it that if we do it tonight i won't feel it again🙄 hope this all makes sense!
Can you tell I'm abit of a horny mess this Sunday morning! Well in fact I've had the horn since yesterday morning 😈
Right I'm only at @Skip86 comment from this morning, so I've nearly caught up🙌🏼

@Chlo2701 well, use the horness, no action from us from last weekend, being ill is the pits... I might take tomorrow off as well, 1. What difference does it make? 2. I might feel better but still very tired...

@AHobbyaweek sorry about AF turning up, she's such a fucking bitch🤬

@Vil10 good news about your RHR, take a screenshot of your chart & post it, I'm secretly obsessed with trying to read RHR charts, that's only because when I got my BFP the other month I noticed a pattern & I did with my best friends RHR aswel, I had a feeling she was pregnant when she sent hers to me

@Franklydear I've just read that your test is negative!! Phew!!! Hope you start feeling better soon! I would definitely take tomorrow off hun!

@Minster2012 I normally track with CB digital, I was going to start poas (CBD stick) this tues or weds as I would probs ovulate this fri or sat, but my RHR has completely thrown me, I doubt I've ovulated early, but it would be nice!
Good luck with all the scans & well done for managing to sort them all for the one day! They say FMU isn't the best, it tends to be SMU. When I've had BFPS in the past mine have always been in the afternoon.

Yay I've not caught up!!! So bloody happy about this 😃