Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

@Juno231 no sorry I don’t but I searched on here I think for TSH levels and found someone had posted some NICE guidelines. I think it’s one of those where gps say it’s fine because it is for most people but needs to be below 2.5 for TTC and fertility doctors will agree with that. So I’d really push for that if I were you. Mine came back today 1.5 so all fine and not a reason for be not getting pregnant (was secretly hoping it might be the reason 😆)

@Kirky658 @notyetamumbuttrying lol about finding out the same things!

@BeeKeeping that's brilliant congratulations what a strong line! I haven't read the FMU thread yet cos well...be a while 😂

Picture the scene ladies, I'm here at Home and got an hour before DS comes home, I need to wash me hair & put a colour treatment on it so I'm thinking hmmm I might have a bath & defluff...I put my cream on (I'm a creamer) and draw the bath (run let's face it)...AND the dogs start going mental downstairs as someone knocks on the door. As I'm naked covered in cream down below. What do I do?? Errrr peer out of my bathroom window above, try to see who's there to see if I can ignore them...fuck that up as I knock over an ornament in peering out & make a clatter & they look up. Ballllllls.

@Minster2012 I almost died laughing at the last post sounds like something I'd do!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Minster2012 😂😂😂 that is hilarious. Was it someone you knew??

Ahhh. Had a message typed up and it disappeared.

Anyway keeping myself busy and distracted so hardly getting on. Sorry 😢 will have a catch up.later this evening. Even kept forgetting to start opks fri lol
Would u say this is a peak?

@Kirky658 ha! Ours was 24th but in Bucks. Aww I think mines the best too 😆
Let me know how you get on, I might follow suit if it works...I mean I doubt it will as it hasn't in the past but it's 2020 and weirder things have happened this year🤪🤣
@Minster2012 haha 😆 love your story telling!
@2alreadywantanother I don't use those but looks it based off others I've seen and ppl's responses.

@2alreadywantanother I use those and although the line can get darker than the control, I often miss it. And mine rarely get as dark as that one you have there.

@Minster2012 OMG. 🤣 I'm finding it odd you make so much effort. This lockdown thing means i look like a homeless person. But that's hilarious! I now want to know who it was! 😆

@notyetamumbuttrying think that's the darkest I've seen 1. Fingers crossed. Looking back I ov in cd 15 in july (fell pregnant)
The apps are showing as fw until next wk but it's a long cycle due to 5 wk cycle after mmc and surgical management. And previously my pregnancy so its predicting a longer than normal cycle. I predicted this wkend going by my normal cycles. So this would fit right in. 🤞🤞

DTD sun and last night, was gona give DH a break for a day or 2. Not now 😂😂

@minster2012 omg that's hilarious!!!!

@notyetamumbuttrying why not eh they seem similar personalities after all! We have planned a date night this weekend so maybe that should be the night to do it... But in TWW so can't have a drink for Dutch courage 😂

Hahaha two pages since I last checked!
Bit late in the day but, @Kirky658 I can't orgasm without clit stimulation either, it's pretty common! So you're definitely not alone!

@Minster2012 🙈🤣

Congratulations @BeeKeeping! I've always done tests using FMU - that link you shared was fascinating

Well af just arrived finally after 120 days! God knows why I was feeling so sick.. maybe a new pms thing for me... gutted

@Amy00 @Dollybird89 yes it was my neighbour coming to pick up a parcel I took in so that's fine (it's not fine as in they nearly saw me naked with cream on my foof) but it's more fine in that after they said "Mark would rather be slamming his testicles in a drawer" I think I can safely say "I was having a bath before DS came home...but unfortunately in trying to lean out of the window I smeared cream all on the window sill...which is an unusual way to remove the cream & hairs 😂🤣@paintfairy to be fair as I was putting the treatment on my newly platinum & purple shaded hair (done Friday prior to lock down ) I was thinking I wish I'd have known about lockdown & not bothered with the nice hair colouring! Would have been cheaper for sure. But I do like to cream my foof every so often to make it appeal for licking 😆

@2alreadywantanother that's looking good, get some 🍆& Oreo chocolate

@Minster2012 my hair has not seen the hairdresser since lockdown 1. 😂 I do dye it though to hide grey and I've been experimenting with colours.

As for the foof, when I started dating my OH I did mine. I had a few disasters with both cream and shaving. It was never my forte. But I mastered a system eventuality following a few uncomfortable mistakes.

Must have been with him like 2 years when he finally asked why I do it because he prefers it natural. FML. Well why didn't you say so before?! 🙄🤣 So now I only trim underneath. I'm not a particularly hairy person though. Just in case anyone needed to know that. 😆

@2alreadywantanother get on the 🍆 then! Enjoy 😉
@Kirky658 ooh let me know how you get on! Do you never drink in tww then? Very restrained! It's drink till it's pink on this bus 🚎
@Dollybird89 ah sorry to hear hun! Here's to next month 🤞🏾

@Franklydear hope you're ok lovely x

@notyetamumbuttrying how did it all go? X

@lucyrp I'm so jealous you don't need clit action! I'm like @Kirky658 and really struggle without.

@Amy00 sorry about af cramps :(

@Joanna1009 that sucks :( sorry oh is being difficult!

@Hopeful110 I only ever go by cm now as I've found that to be most reliable. Sometimes I've found opk's to just be off in terms of timings.

@BeeKeeping congrats 🌟

@Minster2012 sorry about your apts, that's so annoying! As if you don't have enough to worry about already 😒

@Dollybird89 sorry about af, it was looking promising :(

Anyone on here with pcos, do you find ovulation SO painful? I've had awful cramps yesterday and this morning and a massive glob of ewcm today after a day of dry. Though according to my temps it happened a few days ago now... gah.

@notyetamumbuttrying yes I try and stop a few days before starting TWW. Only 4 cycles in so we will see how long it lasts 😂 christ I need a drink today...

I am in a Foul mood again. Idk what's happening with my moods but I've just gone off like a rocket because DH asked me if we had any noodles... Turns out I'd forgotten to order them on the shopping, so I had an absolute hissy fit, slamming doors etc!!! Never starts this early on usually 2-3 days before AF shows so hoping it isn't gonna be a freaky short cycle..

GAHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi al, thank you lovelies, I am fine but a bit tired, still lazying at work, advantages of non communication, nobody asked if I can do more, and I didn’t offered... let’s see how long can I stretch this
@Minster2012 your neighbour has nothing on you after the draws
Sorry to those with afs and cramps, and good luck to all with investigations

@Minster2012 hahaha I'm forever saying that!

@BeeKeeping congratulations!! What a lovely line for 9dpo!!!

@Dollybird89 so sorry af has turned up! There's always next month xx

@Newbie0818 I also need a bit of stimulation to orgasm!! Also I don't have pcos but this month ovulation pains were a lot more prominent than usual, usually I notice them but they aren't painful, this month there was probably on the brink between noticeable-uncomfortable!

@paintfairy ah I'm jealous - I keep having to faff about with being clean shaven!

My 5pm OPK was a smidge below peak so I'm hoping I'll get a temp dip or rise tomorrow to confirm something's happened!

@paintfairy ha ha as if he said that 2 years in! That's great though, I'd only do bikini line if I had to as I just hate all the different stages but nope DH likes it smoother and so I go for the old landing strip & try get as much else off. I did used to have it waxed but my hair is so coarse and weirdly got worse with my medication & treatments that my beautician once snapped a nail off doing it, we both used to end up in sweats so I stopped that 😂

@Newbie0818 are you too cramp my to cover it just in case...you know what we say...

@Kirky658 damn it I like noodles though 🤣

@Franklydear you can prob keep the coasting up for ages. People do it for years

@Minster2012

Oh god yasss like a bit of girl on girl action it's all about the sensuality! Mind you, I can also watch a bit of more hardcore fucking when I'm in the mood! 😳

@Dollybird89 it was me that asked! Thank you and I totally agree on the more sex ed, (now there's a programme) and again spitting food out at the embroidered BJ!

@Newbie0818 I'm not exactly sure what you do with them or how they pleasure but I'm willing to give it a go! @Franklydear yeah why not and it's to give to him for us both to use (like he bought me sexy undies fit my birthday that were basically just a string!) ....but maybe not at that price...unless @blodyn91 can point me in the direction of the best kitchen gadget in the world 🤷‍♀️

@Sausage1990 we have alll the best wine & snacks & wooden penis implements at the back & not afraid to use them! If a guest walked in you'd have to just be "what?" Innocently!😂

I thought it was just me 🤣🤣🤣 I'm so glad other people feel the same way- thinking about woman on woman seems to be the only way I can orgasm (I generally seem to find it hard and only through foreplay) but recently the whole lady thing has worked a treat 😶😶😶 I thought I was weird.

@Newbie0818 fine thank you hun. Nothing was spotted so he looks all clear! Now to wait for the call to talk it all over and see what's next! I still want him to get a second SA booked in but he's all "let's wait to hear from the urologist first" I'm like "that could take weeks tho" so 🤷🏾‍♀️ more waiting around! I don't have pcos but I did take soya this month and my god my ov pain was so bad! I was close to taking painkillers!

@Kirky658 good going! Willpower 🦾
eek to the hissy fit, hope those bolts are screwed in tight! 😬

@Franklydear glad you're alright x

Creaming the foof talk... whag creams do people suggest?? Someone suggested one a while back on here but can't remember what they suggested🤷🏼‍♀️ I've always been a shaver but it's never worked out great. Used to use an electric shaver but it's not cutting it anymore Pahaha not literally 😂 I want smooth without the bumps 😬

@amy2503 no one is weird here...we are a collective of fun individuals 😂😆🙌🏻💃🏼love a bit of girl on girl!

@lucyrp I think my cream is nair for coarse hair? Will check upstairs...& I might try that razor you suggested for my legs, I just can't seem to get a good leg shave