Nov Bus 21 - C*m stains, period rage and MASSIVE bullets

[Juno231]

Come join us on our TTC journeys - all you need is a (filthy) sense of humour!

Bus history:
June - 24 BFPs
July - 11 BFPs
August - 18 BFPs
September - 4 BFPs
October - 7 BFPs

November BFPs so far:
@AKC88 - November 3rd
@purplesky18 - November 3rd
@dippyegg32 - November 5th

Upcoming testing dates:
@pebblesinthesand - November 11th
@siana97 - November 16th
@nestinginNL - November 18th
@missgoldilocks - November 20th
@Franklydear - November 22nd
@Juno231 - November 22nd
@vil10 - November 23rd
@djmum83 - November 23rd
@clairey844 - November 27th
@mrsbear1122 - November 28th
@katao - December 4th
@Hopeful110 - December 12th
@minster2012 - February 14th

Omg @lucyrp I used to be like that with 30-36 days with my cycles and the last one was 62 and this one's still going at 71😭 don't know what's going on!

@Gem176 lol same, me and DH have spent our entire relationship being Uber careful and we may as well have not bothered 😂

@Minster2012 the useless b**tard doesn't drive! Doesn't pay any maintenance and had the cheek to threaten to take me to court when I was planning to move (background... OH and I moved in together at Christmas after two years together, had been planning it for around 6 months but in between times his dad passed away so plan changed and we moved into his childhood home but that was double the distance) before I reminded him that if he did that he would be handed a big maintenance bill and required to meet me half way and that public transport isn't exactly plentiful here. I do it because she loves him and wants to see him. I wouldn't have ever stopped him but if he really persisted in stopping me moving then I'd have made contact as awkward as possible for him. Thankfully he now sees that living here is better for her, acres of space, horses, hens, dog (dd is an animal lover), great school and family around us 🥰

@InkyPaper I'm so fed up 😫 although I thought I wasn't ovulating at all but I picked up ovulation on my bbt on CD45 of my last cycle and then AF came on CD60 so 14 days after when I thought I ovulated so fingers crossed! Still I'd like a normal cycle again !

@InkyPaper tell me about it, years of filling myself full of hormones for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON 🤣🤣🤣

Also started watching you me her today on my day off and managed to get OH to have sex with me when he got home even tho I'm still bleeding a bit. I was SO horny. I do question my sexuality sometimes as I much prefer watching women on women porn than a man and a woman😂

@Gem176 Hmmm yeah I got he didn't drive I just thought he couldn't demand that you take her even if you moved but I guess it makes sense if it was your choice to move & it sounds lush!

@InkyPaper it's bloody ridiculous isn't it! When female friends talk to me now about "oh I might wait" I'm like...it might not be that easy you know!

Bloody hell wooden butt plugs are expensive 😳

Ooo but you can get an eco friendly wooden dildo 🤔

@Minster2012 I think I'm technically within the distance that a court would allow you to move without them getting involved at all but never really looked into it. He makes demands and I've put up with it until recently because I felt a bit sorry for him but he's on thin ice right now.
It is lush, I grew up in the middle of nowhere and love being back 😊 problem is I'm terrified of cows and BiLs regularly end up in the garden 🙈😂

@Minster2012 😂😂😂😂 I cant believe the things you find on Etsy!!

@lucyrp I do too! And I question it haha. Though I think it's the fact I can imagine it better for some reason 🤔

@Minster2012 right, please explain to me what a butt plug does. I mean, I know what they do, but how does it help with pleasure??

@Minster2012 hahaha sorry for the horrible image!!

@Newbie0818 I hope this is the start to a very positive journey for you🤞🏼

@lucyrp I also prefer watching girl on girl porn😂

@Missgoldilocks hey lovely. On the soya did you get really strong ovulation? I'm in quite a bit of pain with it tonight. And have a funny taste in my mouth.
@Ltay2 congrats lovely, that's such great news to hear!
@Newbie0818 sorry to hear your news but great ball is rolling! I felt like that when we were referred. Still waiting for it to come through mind! Luckily Dh is being seen to through his separate referral to a urologist. He gets a testes scan tomorrow!
@Franklydear sorry to hear my love, well done you still going to work! Hope you've recovered ok.
@Minster2012 those butt plugs 😂 are you seriously getting dh one for your anniversary?! Or is to give to him to use on you? 😉

@Newbie0818 Yesss! It's so much better isn't it 😂 watching a big cock doesn't exactly turn me on it's the more sensual stuff so I guess women do more of that don't they 😂 watching you me her has made me question myself even more 🤣

Dam phone.. Just wrote a whole essay then chrome decided to reboot and I lost it all! I've forgot who to tag now lol.

I had implant until Nov '18 periods came back Oct '19 then went on mini pill until January this year. Periods stayed on average of 33days give or take a few days had miscarriage in April but periods carried on as normal until my August once never came.. until Friday when I started spotting. Had all the hormone tests done and countless bloods. Have low folic acid an vit d levels. On 40000micrograms vit d a week and normal folic acid supplements. Got ultrasound booked for the 24th to check everything so will b back at Drs after that. I'm just hoping something's happened and it was just too early to test.

I wish they did teach more on this in schools. And I never got taught sex ed lol
Funny story.. my initials are bjm and when at school around age 15 my step mum embroidered my first two initials on my back jeans pockets.. was so innocent an oblivious to what it stood for .. I was confused when all the guys started talking to me all weird until one friend pointed it out. I was mortified!!!! BJ!!!!

@notyetamumbuttrying I don't recall it being extra strong x

@Amy00 hey glad to see you're doing okay and that your body is finally playing ball again with ovulation 👍🏻 I'm sorry you've had so many MC tho, that's really really hard. I've had 1 and I've found it awful so I can't imagine. You're ande if strong stuff girlie 💪🏻💕
So its been 5 weeks since the medical management and I got a stark negative test this morning which was a relief for me. Im still bleeding though at the moment, although it's been over a month so hope that stops soon. Did you bleed for long @Amy00? Did you have much of a break between your MC bleeding ending and your next period?

@paintfairy yes join us at the back like @minster2012 said. We've got the good snacks & the wine back here so it's not all bad haha 🍷🍫🍰

@blodyn91 @minster2012 haha I've just got this mental image of using the wooden penis to tenderise a steak instead of a hammer... Imagine guests walking in on that unexpectedly 🤣🤣🤣

@Ltay2 congratulations on your baby boy 💙 goodness me so many boys in the summer grads. I'll have to pop over and say hi soon xx

Thanks @Minster2012 and @Sausage1990 - I have alcohol. 🤣 Could be a long wait.

@lucyrp @Vil10 @Newbie0818 I am the same. I reckon I could be a closet lesbian. 🤣 I wouldn't leave my DH to seek it out but I think if I was single, I'd be open to whatever. 😆 He even tells me I've got lesbian tendencies! Whatever that means.....

@Vil10 @paintfairy omg yes ladies 💪🏼🤌🏼

@Missgoldilocks ok thanks. Only second month on them and I can tell the difference. Think that's me done as I'm really uncomfortable. Hope you're doing ok today xx
@lucyrp @paintfairy @Vil10 I like watching girls too but I like seeing men play with their boobs. It seriously turns me on more than anything else 🙈

@paintfairy @lucyrp @Newbie0818 @notyetamumbuttrying I mean I'd never even think about swinging that way, but there's just something about girls being, as lucy said, more sensual that turns me on! And yesss when men play with their boobs!! I love when OH licks or sucks my nipples so love watching it too!

@notyetamumbuttrying @lucyrp @Vil10
I think women are different to men. More interchangeable so to speak. 🤣 So I'm sure we are quite normal!

@Vil10 same! I think that must be what it is! And they look nice too, I like big ones 😝
@paintfairy interchangeable 😂 I know what you mean! We're defo normal 😉

Oh god yasss like a bit of girl on girl action it's all about the sensuality! Mind you, I can also watch a bit of more hardcore fucking when I'm in the mood! 😳

@Dollybird89 it was me that asked! Thank you and I totally agree on the more sex ed, (now there's a programme) and again spitting food out at the embroidered BJ!

@Newbie0818 I'm not exactly sure what you do with them or how they pleasure but I'm willing to give it a go! @Franklydear yeah why not and it's to give to him for us both to use (like he bought me sexy undies fit my birthday that were basically just a string!) ....but maybe not at that price...unless @blodyn91 can point me in the direction of the best kitchen gadget in the world 🤷‍♀️

@Sausage1990 we have alll the best wine & snacks & wooden penis implements at the back & not afraid to use them! If a guest walked in you'd have to just be "what?" Innocently!😂

Morning
Another example of the great company I work for, when I went to the office yesterday

• I had an asthma attack yesterday but I am ok

-cool The end. I am ok, it was small and managed at home, I have an asthma review this week, so I don’t need a separate appointment.