Sausages and j*zz - Sep Bus 17

[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September BFPs so far:
@catherinettc - Sep 4th
@mrsi2020 - Sep 6th
@KateColx - Sep 21st

Testing dates:
@Missgoldilocks - September 23rd
@franklydear - September 27th
@SarahTTC2020 - September 28th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@galatea - September 29th
@clairey844 - September 29th
@Juno231 - September 30th
@hopeful110 - October 2nd
@mrsbear1122 - October 5th
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@minster2012 - October 12th

It does seem that too many people end up with pregnancy losses... I was completely oblivious to it all until I joined MN in January. Maybe it's just because the people it happens to are more likely to come on MN for support and those without problems are happily offline 🤷‍♀️ I know I'm never going to be feeling safe if it happens again for me. Chemicals were bad enough without going weeks further before the bad news 😔 just cruel

That's ok @DKDK123 & I'm fine now, had my tests this morning & now it's another waiting game til tomorrow to get the results to check weds can go ahead, honestly for ALL of us the whole TTC is just waiting for one thing after another! It's good that your boss was ok about the sex Ed, honestly I think sometimes we just need to cut ourselves some slack, it's a rough ride as we've seen. So bloody hard when all we think is "we will fall pregnant easily for years"

I'm having a very down day also because when I got pregnant for my cp my friend was only 8 weeks ahead of me in her pregnancy and I was like yes and then when I lost mine my other friend was like it's fine you'll still get pregnant again before she gives birth ... she's due at the end of November... I definitely will not be pregnant by then and I'm also shocked how quickly the time has gone ! It felt like ages until she was due !

@2020mission ah see I'm an early bird so even in holiday am usually in bed by 10pm haha 😂🎉 and night definitely not, I'm too impatient to wait that long!

@notyetamumbuttrying ooh I keep meaning to watch the Fall, is it good?

@Minster2012 beautiful house! And your bathroom is GOALS. And don't be sorry, you just do what is right for you and your family and ignore everyone else's comments. You won't jinx anything because you are one awesome lady and deserve this new bub more than anyone. It'll happen and I'm sorry they made you feel that way 💕💕

@SarahTTC2020 aww that's awesome, so happy for you x

@Juno231 I hope it is a sign for you!

@lucyrp that thought also terrifies me, you're not alone! To think it's taken this long and then to lose it and start all over again... heart breaking to even think about. But we have to believe our body is doing what's best for us and baby and trust in fate x

@KateColx Ugh that lady sounds like a tool.

I'm another negative nancy tonight, starting to feel like I'll never have kids :/

We need a boost! Most embarrassing moments? Anyone willing to share for giggles? Mine was definitely walking out of the toilet at uni with my dress tucked into my tights the first time I met all my classmates.... safe to say I always triple check now!

@Newbie0818 I love this!! I can't think of any though 🤣 I think I block them out of my memory 🙈🤣

@lucyrp you will get your happy ending and there's still a lot of time before now and nov ❤️

We will all support each other through those early weeks, that's why @Catherinettc is here, waiting to tell us if it's twins 😳 and @KateColx Isn't leaving us yet or @SarahTTC2020

I'm with @Newbie0818 We need to perk up so that @Vil10 can continue her bonkothan, @lucyrp can get more sensual massages & bent over in the bath, @Chlo2701 can get moister than an oyster just watching her man trim a bush in the garden (so I'm led to believe it was in the garden) @Juno231 can get more pregnancy nose bleeds and I can get a potential baby shoved up my foof by 2 nurse consultants in hair nets then stress out as @Katao tries to get me to POAS early 😂🤣 whilst everyone else tests in between!!

My most embarrassing story? (there's a few) but as we were doing our house before we moved to the village we had no toilet in the house & due to my surgeries I often need the loo, for a number two, VERY URGENTLY & suddenly without warning. So I run across to the pub across the road, run in to the toilets, not realising the pub was closed but the back door was open as they were actually refurbishing the toilets....so I run into a cubicle. Use it, think thank fuck. Go to wash my hands & realise there is a builder stood there looking at me weirdly & no water coming out the tap. I realise. I nearly died of embarrassment but just kinda shrugged & said I was a rambler & caught short. We didn't move in for another 8 months & im pretty sure the owner of the pub who lives on the village doesn't know though now know I saw him there as I ran in & out 😂🤪

@Newbie0818 feel like I can't leave you hanging though... I hadn't been with my husband long and we had gone on a long walk together. Unfortunately I started to need a poo (often happens to me 🤣) and despite holding it for miles I actually shat myself hahaha he now knows to leave me time to poop before I go for a walk

😂😂😂 thank you for sharing your embarrassing moments @Newbie0818 @Minster2012 @SarahTTC2020 those gave me a right good giggle tonight!

Mine was at the airport with an ex and our plane was delayed by 4hours. It was about 1am, the airport was more or less dead except the folk from our flight sitting waiting. Getting bored myself and him decided to sneak off for a cheeky shag in the disabled loo as most of our plane were lying sleeping on the chairs and no one was using it. We must have been making too much noise as mid way thru there was a knock on the door. We decided just to quietly continue and hope they got bored and went away. But nope more knocks then shouting in Spanish followed by someone unlocking the door from the outside and there stands 2 cleaning ladies and 2 security guards shouting at us. We just quickly threw our clothes on and ran past them.....but still had about 2hours to wait for our plane so its not like we could hide. Pretty sure with all the shouting drawing attention to us the whole plane knew what we had been up to by this point. 🙈

@Newbie0818 so my embarrassing story is... 5 years ago when me and OH started seeing each other again we would meet up and go for drives in his car and one night, I'm pretty sure it was the first time we had sex again he bent me over the passenger seat with the door open and I was actually on my period but I was like yeah go ahead il keep an eye on my tampon string... fair to say witb the excitement of what was going on I completely forgot and so did he and about 10 minutes later I was like oh fuck... it ended up with me in the back seat legs spread apart trying to fish a tampon from deep inside me 😭😭😂😂 I could feel it but couldn't get my finger and thumb up to pull it out when OH pipes up "want me to help?!" I could have cried 😂 I wasn't actually thag embarrassed because we'd slept together before many times so he'd seen it all before even if it was a few years ago so yeah he had to fish it out for me 🤣

@Newbie0818 fate is key x

@Minster2012 I hope so. I hope we all do💗pahahaha poomageddon 😂😂😂

@DKDK123 😂😂😂omg

Hahaha yessss for the embarrassing stories!!

Sooo I did a test this morning as instructed by EPU aaaaaand it was a blazing positive 😫
This BAD news (I'm waiting for negative test after mmc 3 weeks ago). So rang the clinic and they were like "how positive is it?" And I was thinking of these threads like - it's not a squinter - you could easily see it without opening the photo 😂

Anyway they said it's ok it can take up to 5 weeks sometimes even if all ok. But I have to take another one in a weeks time and if still positive they will get me in for a scan. Then maybe more pills. Unlikely to be surgery.

A little part of me is like oo maybe I've ovulated and it's a new BFP but it's definitely not 😂

Loving the embarrassing stories ladies! I'll have to think of mine...
@lucyrp how did you have sex with a condom in?! Doesn't it really hurt??

Here is the terrible positive test

@Amy00 nooo it didn't hurt, after a few conversations with friends I am starting to worry thag I have some kind of massive vagina and this is just adding to it 😂😭 sorry to hear you've still got a positive test, wouldn't it be amazing if it was a new one though! Hopefully it sorts itself out by next week x

@Minster2012 oh dear haha! Nice!

@SarahTTC2020 haha oh no! 💩💩

@DKDK123 omg hahahaha

@lucyrp I can't 😂😂 this is too much!

@Amy00 oh no how awful for you! I hope something happens for you soon x

@lucyrp massive vagina 🤣🤣

@Newbie0818 I wrote a post a few weeks back to post in here about my msssive vagina and I just couldn't so I saved it to my notes instead and deleted it from my reply 😭🤣🤣🤣 I was so stressed about it I was gonna ask you guys 😂

@lucyrp haha!! I think you're fine, vaginas are very stretchy things! And tampons are squishy so it probably just got squished over to the side

@SarahTTC2020 the conversation me and a friend had involved how many fingers and wetness. And how I always seem to be wet for OH like REALLY wet and she was like are you sure you don't have a big one and now everytime someone mentions anything to do with it I'm like omg what if I do. Although OH doesn't seem to think so 💁🏼‍♀️😂

@lucyrp I'm sure your vagina is a nice normal size don't worry 😂 I've also had sex with tampon in before and agree it doesn't hurt at all but the absolute panic of trying to find/reach it afterwards is not worth it 😳

[quote lucyrp]@Newbie0818 I wrote a post a few weeks back to post in here about my msssive vagina and I just couldn't so I saved it to my notes instead and deleted it from my reply 😭🤣🤣🤣 I was so stressed about it I was gonna ask you guys 😂[/quote]
Loving both of your posts @lucyrp the story then your post saying I wrote a post about my massive vagina! They can fit a baby through then go back into shape so I'm sure yours isn't massive at all!!

@SarahTTC2020 I'm pleased mine isn't the only shit story. Literally 😂

@DKDK123 we would prob do the same. Fab!

@Amy00 noooooooo. Damn it. Let's hope it disappears

@Ltay2 it's just something else for me to worry about about my body 😂😂 omg no the panic tore through me and then you get an adrenaline rush and everything goes to pot because you're like wtf do I do 🤣

@Minster2012 thanks. OH doesn't think its big so I'm sure we're all good 😏🤣

Ahhhhh bollocks priceless shit this is, TTC number 2 & we have to have protected sex & 2 nights before the transfer (which according to Femometer if the random bleed was an AF would be around OV) & we just had the condom split 😬😫full on all spunk inside me.

The cost of treatment - a lot
The look on DH's face....priceless

Me "well there's not a lot we can do about it now"

Him "what does it matter?"
Me"we don't get a refund!"

Well love, I'm not being scanned again to check for ovulation & they are shoving a fertilised embryo in me...so if there's another egg winging its way down to meet your spunk we COULD get more than we bargained for or the also big risk is an ectopic and different implantation rates.

I mean, we are talking chances are slim to none as my blood tests showed non ovulation but it would just be Sod's law wouldn't it.

@Minster2012 omg no 🙈🙈🙈this would only happen to you 🙈 I'm sure it will be fine though! If you've been TTC naturally and it hasn't happened up until now I'm sure the chances are very slim for anything to happen. I was trying to write thay in the best way possible but not sure how it came out. You know it's only with good intentions! Hope you're not stressing too much.

On another note I had another rise in my temp this morning only small but fermometer has now changed when it thinks I ovulated to the most random day ever ... wtf ?! It thinks my spotting was ovulation spotting so has changed my date by another 3 days ... if that's correct I had my bloods done yesterday at only dpo would that still pick it up ?? I'm so gutted I was supposed to be 7dpo today or what I thought was. Now an even longer wait 😫