Sausages and j*zz - Sep Bus 17

[Juno231]

June BFPs - 24
July BFPs - 10
August BFPs - 18

September BFPs so far:
@catherinettc - Sep 4th
@mrsi2020 - Sep 6th
@KateColx - Sep 21st

Testing dates:
@Missgoldilocks - September 23rd
@franklydear - September 27th
@SarahTTC2020 - September 28th
@Laceymermaid - September 29th
@galatea - September 29th
@clairey844 - September 29th
@Juno231 - September 30th
@hopeful110 - October 2nd
@mrsbear1122 - October 5th
@2020mission - October 6th
@notyetamumbuttrying - October 6th
@minster2012 - October 12th

[lucyrp]

@Franklydear thank you for the tag. Here we go. Message 1000✅✅✅

[Franklydear]

Well, I am doing message 999, I think @lucyrp should have the final honour

[notyetamumbuttrying]

@Juno231 @BellsB1 @Minster2012 @Franklydear thank you so much ladies! I do feel loved over here. Helping to fill up this bus then I'm hopping over to the new one for less of a pity party tho! I opened up to my work colleague earlier and feel good for speaking up about our struggles. Now whose aboard another Oct bus 🚌 toot toot!

[Franklydear]

@BellsB1 we should make it the law that nobody rest without my permission, those companies are going bankrupt
@notyetamumbuttrying we do like a pity party, no need to go anywhere
@Vil10 bonkfest part 2, or is that 3?
@Minster2012 career change calling

[2alreadywantanother]

@minster2012 ah good. Wasnt sure when to start eating them. Should you continue afterwards too. Like continue after af / bfp regardless or just after ovulation to implantation

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[Katao]

Another hidden talent there @Minster2012 😂
@Vil10 ive given up try to interpret cm, it's a mystery to me. It should turn from clear to whitish after ovulation though I think.
Thanks for the new thread @Juno231

[BellsB1]

@lucyrp @Juno231 so close 🤪

@Minster2012 you definitely should have been a romantic novelist.. I struggle to read them as I usually find they're badly written!

Thanks for the new thread @Juno231... I need to mark my place before I lose it 😊

[lucyrp]

We defo need to get this to 1k 😬

[Juno231]

@Minster2012 the harlequin novels ain't got nothing on you.

@blodyn91 how many weeks are you now? found any more houses to bid on?

[Minster2012]

BRILLIANT!! Thanks @Juno231
and helping to 1000k!

@Vil10 clearly I should have been a romantic novelist

[Juno231]

Before you panic girls:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/4042643-Spunk-me-up-Bus-18?watched=1

Although so help me god if we don't get this one to 1000 messages first ;)

[Juno231]

@Minster2012 ha I know! It's about to be posted - and I promise to link it here this time

[Minster2012]

Not seeping at the poof @Vil10 I think that requires hospitalisation 😳

OMG @Juno231 WE NEED A NEW THREAD ALERT

[Juno231]

@Minster2012 another great title right there - Seeping at the foof!

[Vil10]

@Juno231 hahahaa crusty and seeping in the same sentence🤢🤢

@Minster2012 oh wow I love that😂😂 might read it out to OH later and see what he thinks of it! Seeping at the poof has me in stitches😂😂

@Catherinettc ahhh I hope that's the case for me!! Just the waiting now!! Thankyou!

[Minster2012]

Absolutely @BellsB1 you will def remain away from foof prodding, even if you don't manage calm 😆

@Juno231seeping, oh god that's great.

I can imagine the page on the erotic novel now....@Vil10

"She stood, in the gym, wistfully looking at the mirror at her lithe reflection & reminiscing about this time last week being taken repeatedly in the shower & having multiple types of sex on the beach...she sat down quickly & gasped as she found herself seeping at the very thought of that pleasurable week in paradise"

Or something like that?!
I did write "seeping at the foof" but it didn't really have the same ring to it 😂

[Catherinettc]

@Vil10 ooooh good luck!! I stayed wet through tww (same position as u. Didnt know if I had ovulated) and then got bfp so keeping everything crossed for you!!

@Minster2012 cheer up grumpy arse 🤣🤣 I've 2atched u pick do many ppl up and not allow them to be too low so I'm stepping in to do the same for you. No idea how u can be down in the dumps anyway with ur new psychedelic knickers 😉😉🤣 it won't be long now. The tww is a mind fuck already but so much harder that u know the egg is actually fertilised etc 🤦‍♀️ positive thinking woman!! Xx

[Juno231]

@vil10 @Minster2012 another relevant but disgusting word for this - seeping. Eek that gives me the heeby-jeebies :S

[Vil10]

@Minster2012 fun slippery mess😂😂 need to carry on the bonkfest definitely tonight with me being this wet and slippery😂

@Juno231 Hahahaha I have been reminiscing the holiday so maybe thinking of all the shagging is making me moister than an oyster!

[BellsB1]

@Minster2012 haha, I was trying to see if it was full blown AF, but I shall remain calm and prod no more. If it comes it comes 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[Minster2012]

Awwww @Juno231 that's tough, sending hugs your way, I love your thinking about @Vil10 though, it's all that alcohol sweating out of every crevice (ha that word 😂) 😆

@notyetamumbuttrying don't you go anywhere

@BellsB1 it's spotting cos you've been poking around up ya foof girl