Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@Ltay2 @Vil10 @Newbie0818 a few of us around the same point ☺️☺️

Last two months I've had peak around CD14 but we've been a bit rubbish with getting a lot of sex in before peak, so going to up our game as soon as I get the flashing smileys this month.

OH was looking through love honey last night, so I think he's going to start making the most of TTC 😂😜 x

@Newbie0818 I'm cd9 as well but already got my smiley as I'm a crazy early ovulater with my short cycles! 🤪

@Thedaydreambelievers CD116??? What?? What is that?? Right that's it you are joking us at the back of the bus!! How is that allowed?

@KateColx that looks AMAZING so glad you had a fab weekend not thing about TTC

@Vil10 @Ltay2 @katecolx Im with you all as well, CD8 here, also ovulating around cd17, so not starting OPKs yet, but going to attempt to seduce OH tonight and start SMEP

So to try and distract myself from google, Im attempting to cook from a cook book every night! Today was cajun chicken 1 dish thing with rice and all the veggies, followed by lemon meringue and cream (we have pudding most nights 🤤)

Also bought my dog a new toy 😂 hes being so cute running around the house with it.

@KateColx @Ltay2 @Newbie0818 at least there's a few of us to keep each other sane during the TWW, how long are your cycles usually??

@blodyn91 you're the same as me then! I'm VD8 and usually ovulate around CD17!

@blodyn91 you're the same as me then! I'm VD8 and usually ovulate around CD17!

@Vil10 Even though I know I ovulate late-ish, I just want to start peeing on OPK sticks like now 😆 is your LP around 11 days as well then?

also pretty sure @Juno231 is usually around the same time. Have you had your results back from your bloods? taken cd3 bloods again?

@blodyn91 @Vil10 @KateColx @Newbie0818 Yay cycle buddies 😜 my cycles are usually 29-30 days. Based on last few months patterns this one should be 29! Ovulation is usually anywhere from CD15 to CD17 so that's why I've started testing a bit early.

@lucyrp just saw your comment about the Oreo chocolate. I've not got a sweet tooth at all but are a whole bag of Oreo chic bites on the day I ovulated this month and got my BFP.

I feel that's evidence enough and we can officially declare to the TTC community that Oreo chocolate is the new fertility drug of choice 😂

@blodyn91 ha I had to restart my cycle so am on CD4 take 2 now 😂. CD3 bloods came back normal, got the CD21 scheduled in now. However the gp is happy for me to carry on with assuming CD1 was that first bleed on the 6th 🤷‍♀️. Poop maybe that means I should start OPKs tomorrow already just in case 🙊

@zippityzip I've missed a few pages but in case no one recommended any OPKs to you I'd recommend the femometer ones. Cheap and reliable and compatible with the app :)

@Katao @AKcheer @SmileyT @Mococo1 I defo had a chicken kebab after all of thag encouragement and now I'm contemplating bed already as I'm almost falling asleep on the sofa 😂

@KateColx hey it's yoj again! Everytime you pop up I feel like I haven't heard off you in ages 😂 that food looks lush and hope you bought yourself some nice stuff! I know that's exactly my thought. I'm trying to get out and do some more exercise in these coming days too and a week off in the sun there's no excuse next week for no exercise 🙈x

@Noble89 Omg really ?! I ate Oreo chocolate a couple of weeks ago but to no avail for me unfortunately 😭

@Ltay2 @blodyn91 @Vil10 @KateColx im still not back in sync with you guys it breaks me 💔

@blodyn91 I love a bit of bum action in theory but haven't done it for years cause I'm so scared of... Leftover oreo chocolate in the tunnel 🙊.

@lucyrp maybe you are, low opk... you could be ovulating around the same time as us again, just no AF 🤞(that is possible isnt it?)

@notyetamumbuttrying ooh let's hope it's a good one for you :)

@Vil10 @Ltay2 @blodyn91 @KateColx anyone's guess with mine , around 50 days the last few cycles.

@Juno231 😆😂😂😂😂😆😆 Thats why I have to be a few red wines down

@notyetamumbuttrying that's a super early eggy, CD9 wowzas! Are you taking today's static as ovulation day, or tomorrow? I'm not sure when to count as mine as I normally have a cheapy OPK peak to back me up but that's been rather lacking this cycle.

@KateColx I love The Ivy! I'm also really find of Fazenda - any steak lovers in the group, you've got to check it out once it reopens. I literally ate a whole cow the last time I went it's fanbloodytastic

@blodyn91 fingers crossed! Il have to keep doing daily OPKs now to see what's going on 🤷🏼‍♀️

@blodyn91 it's always a good day when you start seeing lines on opks😂 no my LP is about 14 days! I have a 30 day cycle, ovulate around CD1!

@Lray2 you're very similar to me!

@lucyrp I want you to be joining with us now!! I hope your low opk today is the start of something and you can get back to a regular cycle soon!

@blodyn91 sorry meant to put ovulated around CD17 not 1😂

I know @Minster2012 - tell me about it. Seemingly post pill amenorrhea. They've done blood tests that look okay apparently. They are now unwilling to investigate any more until 6 months (so see ya at CD 180...)

also anybody else experiencing bad skin post pill? Im now on cycle 4 off the pill and this is the first time Ive had spots! Had a couple on my back on the weekend and thought it was odd, now got a few on my face 😩 But also secretly thinking....is this my bodys hormones going back to normal.

@Vil10 I'm normally 28/29 day cycles. Haha I'm the same as you, always impatient to start POAS.

@Ltay2 I sound very similar to you! We can obsess together 😂

@lucyrp I hope you're back with us soon! Are you going to keep on with the OPKs to see how you get on? Haha I know I've been a bit quiet on here recently! Yeah that's my plan too, stop eating everything and actually start moving more 😂 I go to a little personal training gym and that's reopening soon so no excuse 😩 x

Marking my place before I attempt to catch up with the thread 😊