Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@Katao no I'm afraid the nausea is still in full force 24/7! Literally the only time I don't feel nauseous is when I'm eating. I've also now graduated to actually being sick a couple of times 😷. If I'm busy I don't notice it as much, but if I'm not distracted it's pretty unpleasant. BUT, I'm just so happy things seem to be ok that I'll take the nausea on the chin. Thank you for asking 😊

@lucyrp good luck with your bloods today! Was just thinking yday how the reason we're not on a new thread every other day anymore is because you haven't been on your FW for ages - we need your sexcapades!

@SmileyT nothing exciting on the chart yet I think, I've attached it just in case.

I'm back on the diet this week girls! Yesterday I did 15k steps incl my best ever 5k run since I downloaded strava a couple of years ago 💪. Let's do this as I have a few beach commitments next month 😅.

@SmileyT mental in a good way or bad way? Don't you think she'd approve then?
@lucyrp good luck with the bloods Lucy!
@BPT2019 ah sorry it was bfn! When's AF due?
@Minster2012 always with the ass fruit juice 😂 cracks me up!
So I had a terrible nights sleep and I don't even know why. Think cos my Monday was bad and I was playing it over in my head. I'm awake early for me as well so may as well start my day! Have good ones ladies 😊

So I am already 3DPO 😱 been distracted so much the last few days trying to confirm ovulation so those 3 days went quickly 😂 FF is still making its mind up but all other apps say Saturday. Hoping our Sunday afternoon DTD was still useful 😬

I've missed out on 3 days of pineapple now 🙄 but will start from today anyway! Is there a certain point to stop eating the pineapple or shall I just spread it over 5 days from now like I was going to after ov?

@lucyrp good luck with your blood tests today!!
Wonder what the brown could be??

Thanks for the well wishes for blood tests!

I've just got out the shower this morning and noticed how super spotty I am ?! All across my chest/ shoulders and I've never had it before?

@lucyrp def worth mentioning to the gp as it could be a sign of pcos!

@lucyrp maybe your body has had some sort of hormonal shift? and that's why have the brown and spots!? Good luck with the blood tests today! Who knows hopefully your blood tests will shed some light on the situation and AF will turn up!

Have a good day everyone xx

@Juno231 problem is I'm only seeing a nurse for the bloods. Should I still mention it ?

@lucyrp hope bloods go well!

How is everyone else this morning?

I had the BEST sex last night so I'm a very happy girl 💦 gotta love MN for letting ya keep it real 😂

@Noble89 sorry to hear that, hope it passes quickly for you and at least it is reassuring you.
@lucyrp good luck with the bloods today. Be sure to mention the spotting.

CD7 for me. Not sure what to expect this cycle as I obviously didn't ovulate last cycle so hoping that was a once off and I go back to my previous pattern now. Dtd regularly anyway and opks arriving tomorrow so I can start to poas again, in withdrawal 😂

Morning all, just popping in to wish @lucyrp good luck... Boring old 6dpo for me, only a couple more days until the madness begins.

@BPT2019 argh dang it must have been a faulty POAS stick then, not you, the stick that is 😂😬🤣onto next I guess but have you had AF? Do you know where in cycle you are or do you need to join us cool crew at the back???

@Lucyrp ive got it sussed...all this talk of being at the back & smoking fags & looking at more magazine has actually turned you into a spotty teenager 😱😲OMG you are regresssing into a no period young girl again 🥴😯 oooppps! Then again so am I!! There is no hope for us except to order a triple vodka red bull and dance on a pool table 💃🏼👯‍♀️wooohoooo!!

@juno231 get you with ya beach commitments! We are possibly going to a beach hut in Bridlington does that count? My MIL said on Sunday ..."we managed to get one of the really shit ones away from the plaza for £20 for a week cos no one else wanted it are you in?!" She's really sold it to us 😂

@Notyetamumbuttrying im one of the ones that likes ass fruit juice, I've got to pretend I'm on holiday eating my Buffet breakfast somehow right??!!

@ltay2 back of the class for missing your ass fruit. 🍍😲

Got a good strong high opk on fmu this morning so think it'll be an even stronger one this afternoon! Not sure whether ovulation will be tomorrow or Thursday because last few cycles I've had highs on CD16, which is what I am now, then peak on CD17 so ov on CD18, didn't manage to DTD this morning because OH went to work early and didn't wake me up🙄 but we did last night and will again tonight and Wednesday morning and night!

@Katao @LV1987 thank you for the well wishes. Now I've got to wait until next week to get the results! All this waiting in TTC is draining😂
She said the doctors requested the iron etc. Thyroid and the rest are hormonal so hoping they actually give me some answers 😬

@Minster2012 the funny thing is I never had spots as a teenager not one! Now here I am with a spotty chest, face and back!🤢 honestly il probably end up in the pub later at this rate 😂

@LV1987 almost snap! I'm 7dpo today so next week will be fun...not 🤪
@Minster2012 I like it too, well like is too strong, I can drink it without gagging 😂only if it's pink grapefruit tho, can't be doing with the golden stuff 😷
@lucyrp glad all went well! Did you tell her any of your concerns? Did she have any theories?

@lucyrp good luck with blood tests today! Hoping you get some answers from these! And clothes shopping and Nando's sounds lovely...well jel! X

@SmileyT I love that your OH now likes the pouffe!! 🤣 made my day that comment! X

Testing day tomorrow 🤞😬
@Juno231 I'm back on the running too, I swear it helps eh, deffo good stress relief

Hope you guys are all ok

@lucyrp they're the ones I had!! Hopefully they give you the answers you want!

@notyetamumbuttrying it was just a nurse so she didn't really say much but she told me which things they were testing for!

@Vil10 oh were they ? Can they tell if you have PCOS then ?

@Cocoblue22 it was a lovely day actually! Got some cute summer clothes! Hoping today will be just as good! X

@Vil10 with that high one yesterday you could actually ovulate today or tomorrow and possibly Thursday. its 12-36hour after onset of peak, so one LH starts surging, which could be 12 hours from that high yesterday. Besides you have it all covered!
OH was too tired last night, on mornings so went to bed at 8 😬 so no sex for us, after not bothering Sunday 🙈 Im still getting low OPKs so rather not attempt to seduce him and it being awkward/ forced and just wait till tonight

hope you vet your answers soon @lucyrp and re join us

Good luck @lucyrp for results. Will prob feel like ur waiting for a year not a week 🤦‍♀️ all we do on here is wait lol xx

Bleeding seems to have stopped for me. Still a bit crampy so not completely sure if its all finished. I have auto immune disease and now wondering if I will be able to keep a pregnancy? My immune system overreacts and attacks 😪 will keep going for next few months and see what happens. If I have the same trouble I will see the doctor.

Lovely to see all the BFP ladies! Im not the jealous or offended type so I genuinely celebrate for u all ❤ there's a coille on here that I think I will have a wee joyful cry for if they get their sticky bean x its mad how u become attached to people u have never even met 🤦‍♀️

Hope u all have a good day whatever ur doing xxxx

@Minster2012 ok I’ll eat the pineapple then I’m DPO 1 or 2 I think. No sure about the ass juice but might get some of it doesn’t work this month!

Def hope you get answers @Lucyrp I might agree a hormonal shift then

@Busybee143 testing day again for you that's gone round quick!! 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Catherinettc so pleased you've stopped bleeding and onto the next cycle

@LaceyMermaid rules must be obeyed 😂😉🍍