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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@LaceyMermaid you want the temp to be higher for three days to confirm, incase your body tries to ovulate again later on, so keep taking your temp if you can. If its high again tomorrow and Wednesday you most likely ovulated on Sunday 😊

@2alreadywantanother have sofa sexxx too!!!
I wish everyone got pregnant straight away too☹️ I can imagine it takes it's toll month after month

@juno321 yeh just need my post to come now! 🤣 bet it will be mega delayed!- tbh I'm hoping he's surprised and doesn't immediately become worried history will repeat itself!

@laceymermaid you're entering the TWW so good luck 😬

Sounds like a fab plan you had there @2alreadywamtanother for the kitchen sex! See that's why these threads are good for actually getting us horny too & giving us all ideas on seducing OHs too! Win win for sneaky sex!

@missgoldilocks yeah the DHs think they have it made with IVF, I forced mine to read the info so he got in my head a bit, & he was my injection machine 😂

@LaceyMermaid I would say yes ovulated now so into TWW 🤞🏻🥰

@Mococo1 @Minster2012 @blodyn91 thank you it’s all quite scary and exciting!

Sorry another question! Where does pineapple for implantation come in? 🤣

@zippityzip ahhh congrats❤️ how many dpo are you? And any tips for us??

Just got back from a walk with my friend who is 17 weeks pregnant and my friend who has a 6 month old and it was lovely hearing how excited my pregnant friend was but a 3 hour walk talking about non stop baby stuff was probably more exciting for them than me! Also I just took an opk, I should be getting peak tomorrow I think but premom app has logged this as a low result but I think it could be high? But to be fair my high and peak ones are usually very dark lines so maybe it's just going off previous cycles!

@zippityzip ahhh congrats❤️ how many dpo are you? And any tips for us??

Just got back from a walk with my friend who is 17 weeks pregnant and my friend who has a 6 month old and it was lovely hearing how excited my pregnant friend was but a 3 hour walk talking about non stop baby stuff was probably more exciting for them than me! Also I just took an opk, I should be getting peak tomorrow I think but premom app has logged this as a low result but I think it could be high? But to be fair my high and peak ones are usually very dark lines so maybe it's just going off previous cycles!

Also girls, a pack of 2 frer's on amazon at the minute for £6.81!!

@Vil10 Period was due yesterday so I think 14 DPO? I never even got a peak on an OPK.

This month we were both taking conception vitamins (his were Wellman conception they have really good reviews online). He only started taking them a few weeks ago so I have no idea if they helped.

I genuinely thought I had no chance and I was stroppy as hell with him for napping the afternoon I was predicted to ovulate so thought I had missed it.

I think believing the fact I wasn't in with a chance probably helped 😂 I still don't think I actually believe it myself.

Thanks for all the congrats. It's killing me waiting for him to get in from work. Wishing baby dust to everyone!!!

@zippityzip so what does the wellman actually do? I might look into it actually, I'm sure OH won't mind taking them! That's probably why you're so shocked now!! How many times did you get to DTD over fertile week? Aw I bet you're so excited for him to get home!!

@Vil10 literally two days in the fertile window we DTD. And I didn't get up afterwards for about an hour 😂

The Wellman conception vitamins have zinc and iron in which are meant to improve sperm motility.

He's not back for at least another hour. This day has dragged beyond belief.

@zippityzip hahahha led there with legs up in the air!! Well that definitely sounds worth it, I'll look at them now for my OH! I bet you're so excited though!! How are you going to tell him??

@zippityzip wooohoo massive congratulations 😍
@Mococo1 ahh I’m so pleased for you 😍
@Juno231 haha I’m glad you got OH to put out 😆

@Katao how are you? I’m going to wait! I think AF will show! So don’t want to waste any money 😩

@mumof23188 really? I've been keeping an eye out for a bfp from you so I'm still going to keep my fingers crossed 😉 I'm good, glad to be onto a new cycle after all the waiting. Although thinking I might be in for another weird one as just had ewcm and it's only cd6! Maybe I'll get a short cycle this month to make up for the last one being long 😃

@Vil10 I think thats a high! did you re take the photo? get dtd!!!
my OH is on the wellmans, unfortunately didn't work last cycle but hey ho, worth a try

@Vil10 That's a good price for FRER! I want to buy some but also don't want to jinx myself 🙊

@zippityzip I'm excited to find out if the wellman conception have made any difference to us this cycle now, I know I won't have a clue if it actually has or not for real but still 😂 my OH has only been taking them for 3 weeks now too so who knows!

@Vil10 ya I also think thats high. I don't use an app to read them and to be honest when you girls post pics I'm always confused because they seem to look like decent lines to me 🤷‍♀️ does it take into account your baseline? I never seem to get very dark lines. Going to try easy@home ones this month instead of onestep

@Katao ah thank you but yes I think I’m out! My HR dropped by two and that’s a sign it’s coming! Wish it would hurry up tho and put me out of this misery!! Glad you are ok. How long was your last cycle? God our bodies do mess us around don’t they. Keep us guessing all the time!

@mumof23188 42 days and all the rest have been 28 or less so it was a bit of a shocker. Ya start ttc and regular goes out the window 😂

@blodyn91 I thought it was high too, took a few more pictures if it but it said the same thing!! I'm going to do another now and see if it's higher!

@Ltay2 I'm the same, and I'll be too tempted to test as well!!

@Katao I think so too! I don't do my bbt, maybe I should start! I think because my peak and high ones are usually dark lines maybe it's saying for me it isn't a high?? I'm not really that sure! I'm worrying though but even though I've seemed quite wet down there I haven't noticed a lot of ewcm😩 I deffo recommend the easy@home, the strip is thicker too so easy to read and more clear!

Wow @Katao how frustrating! Hopefully as you say this cycle will be more straight forward and hopefully with a BFP at the end of it ☺️

@Juno231 did your opks get stronger this afternoon? No nausea really, just a bit tired but no other real symptoms but it's still super early 🤷🏾‍♀️

@Minster2012 when is the hairdressers appt? You'll have to show us what you decide? x

@BPT2019 glad you got your end away last night with anal beads on a Sunday night aswell 😉

@Mococo1 yes totally understand waiting but I hope you still feel super positive for this pregnancy and join us soon x

@Vil10 yeah opk looks super strong, nearly ovulation time and yes all about the FRERs on amazon super cheap✌🏾 what did your next opk say? x

@SmileyT it was lower!! I'm thinking I'll either get high or peak tomorrow or high tomorrow then peak on Wednesday! Well hopefully! Going to DTD tonight, tomorrow morning, tomorrow night and Wednesday morning to make sure we've got it covered!! How're you??x

Hi everyone, I've not been feeling too good today so took the afternoon sick and napped all day under blankets instead! Hoping it goes away soon before fw starts tbh 🤣