Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@bpt2019 that is so cruel because I can see a line!? It's not even that faint it looks very much there? I would as @katao said and get back on the phone to your docs- any chance this is a new pregnancy !? And do you have any FRER or other tests with lines

@blodyn91 I have not consulted my docs 😩 risky I know! but I watched/read tons of articles about it and they all say diff things tbh- one thing I found is it didn't seem to do any harm so thought I would try! I don't know if it will work but I will tell my MW @ booking apt if I manage to make it that far!

Thank you to everyone for the congratulations posts ♥️ and you too @zippityzip hoping a nice sticky bean for you 😬

Congratulations @Mococo1. So happy for you! I'm in the midst of AF so nothing exciting happening for me !

Ooh congratulations @zippityzip too! I love a day when there are multiple bfp's!

If it were people from my real life it would probably depress me and make me mega jealous that it wasnt me but for some reason when people get their bfp on here it feels exciting and gives hope. Its maybe because you find out everyone's back story on here and know how much everyone wants it and is trying so hard that you can't help but feel overjoyed when it works.

Thanks for your replies, I tried a FRER pre blood test and got a mega faint line. I guess it could be another pregnancy if I conceived as the blood test was taken and the previous lines where just false? I'm kinda glad I wasn't seeing things from the test yesterday but then I got this test this morning which isn't a BFP. I want to try a FRER but then surely an IC would show something if there was a pregnancy there? It's bloody confusing! My cycle is all over the place after coming off the pill so I don't even know how many dpo I would be. Has anyone had much luck with these IC tests or had experience of them giving out BFPs and then a BFNs?
Thanks for all your help 😊 x

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Congratulations @zippityzip and @Mococo1 fingers crossed all goes well for you! Really wouldn’t worry about lack of symptoms @Mococo1 I don’t remember having any with my other pregnancies at all!
Think ovulation is over for me now, do I count DPO from day of positive opk or day after? Any advise please?
@Catherinettc glad you’re feeling a bit better, I also don’t like Oreo what are we to do! 🤣

Eeeek @zippityzip!! Congratulations lovely ❤️ I've been forcing pre-conception vits down my OH this month so 🤞 they're a game changer for me too!

@Bbdm1984 loving the seduction of OH! Anal beads too eh! You sure it wasn't a dog toy weren't you! 😁🐕But if it did the trick it's fine!

@BPT2019 I can def see a line on that test, have you done an FRER did you say? I'd be asking your doc for more bloods it could have been delayed ovulation maybe or a new pg?? It sounds a bit similar to @CatherineTTC if I remember rightly? At the very least I'd get FRER to do tomorrow with FMU 🤞🏻🤞🏻for you

@LaceyMermaid & @CatherineTTC ive just done a bit of shopping & im hedging my bets. See pic 1. Also bought ass fruit juice & wine. Standard. I couldn't get Oreo & @katao asked how I'm feeling, a bit shit really & I cried driving home. I think life is all about balance so here's my shopping...DS has just had a MASSIVE crying fit cos I wouldn't let him eat the choc & having just been to buy him this lovely vintage wooden pull along truck with blocks for £5 (see pic 2) he's now having a full on sloppy crying fit throwing the blocks at the dogs. Don't know why I bother. Least one of the dogs has decided they like it. See dog toy. Not sex toy.

@minister2012 sending you hugs! Hopefully the choccie will cheer you up a little- everyone's got wind that Oreo chocolate gets people pregnant so now it's out of stock everywhere 🤣

Also sorry @bpt2019 I was so caught up looking at your line that I forgot to say! welcome to our group hun 😬 xx

@smileyt I think Wednesday/thurs he's in the office all other days! Although he said next time just tell him (he doesn't even realise we tried this month loool) I've also ordered some
Bits for it - good ol prime as I want it to be special no matter what happens!

Bit scared to tentatively Join the graduates thread atm! But hoping il be with you in a bit - my due date is the 1st of April -the day I miscarried our first so I'm hoping this ones meant to be ♥️

@laceymermaid I spoke too soon i have the onset of a bad headache/migraine 🙃 and realised my cramps were not af ones Loool . Will have a sniff around DH later see if I have a heightened cigarette smell x

@juno321or anyone else wondering! My DH was (not regular with them) but he had the men's conception vitamins too (I placed an order for more yday thinking I am out as he has three left 😂) he continued to take them this month to finish the packet we had at home as he said they are making his hair grow thicker and it was thinning before x

Yay congrats to the bfp's!! 🥳🥳🤩🥰

@Mococo1 lol he didn't even know you were trying! That will be a very nice surprise so.
@Minster2012 toddlers can be so hard! Chin up and eat the chocolate 😉

@Minster2012 sending you all the love 🤗🤗 hope you're feeling better, here's some memes to make you laugh
I was feeling pissed yesterday that I can feel my normal 7-8dpo cramps same as every month but these really made me laugh x

@katao well I had just written off the month completely and moaned at him that we weren't even in for a chance at all being post mc..so set his expectations really allow. We obv didn't prevent but I Also didn't wave my OPKS in his face either and so we went about our normalish business (I did whack it up a notch) and his knees been acting up so we weren't mega on trying and he's none the wiser 😂 he said let's DTD once to me if you're ovulating but I said no as I wasn't in the mood - so from our convos last weeek he assumed we missed ovulation day

Ha ha ha thank you ladies @katao @moccoco1 I def think Oreo is low in stock cos ppl are stocking up

love you all & they made me laugh def @Missgoldilocks so true fur is all 😂🤣I'm hoping those cramps do one for you too

@Minster2012 my sis is doing ivf so I send her these too 😂

@Missgoldilocks 🤣🤣
@LaceyMermaid was your peak on sat? you will ovulate 12-36hours after that first high you got. So without bbt you'll never know exact date, but I think most are the day after peak 😊
@Minster2012 definitely your hormones! Silly toddler. Theres a 2yo next door, im on lunch brake and he has been screaming for the past 20 mins....🙊 and this is why Im ttc?

Yesss @Missgoldilocks I did that with my friend before for our IVF except obviously there were 4 of us involved with her & her hubby as well having appointments having to talk about THEIR sex life too & her having to get the bit of carrying the baby 😂 ...so I get this ...which you then add in the bits all you guys face too about the "am I feeling a twinge cos I might be pregnant? Or is that cos I'm shoving progesterone up my fanny in TWW?" So I still don't think it covers it...and don't forget if it's private it likely costs over £4000 for the pleasure 😂🤔😬if you don't laugh you cry right?! And of course the guy goes "its a lot of pressure you know?" Yaaaaaaaa

@Blodyn91 yep it's a bed of roses. It's the most amazing experience of your life. Mostly. 😂

@minster2012 dear but at least you have wine to take the edge off! 😅 Just one of those days :/ hope the rest of your day goes better xx

@Mococo1 hahahaha I love that OH is oblivious! Tell us all about his reaction/how you told him once it happened.

Managed to pounce on OH at lunch so I feel a bit calmer about FW now lol. Couldn't avoid the saliva but it was that or nothing so I'll take what I can get!

@Minster2012 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah my sisters husband is like oh this is fantastic problem solved ivf will be a walk in the park, meanwhile my sister is googlung whether she needs to be out to sleep when they take out the fucking eggs?! And now waiting for one of her hormones to come down enough so that she can start injecting again 😅🙄 ffs men they get away with everything!!

Oh wow @mococo1 absolutely buzzing for u. That's some line. Go u.

I suppose those that just have sex and see if it happens generally aren't planning or bothered if it happens or not. But like someone said before some have had no success or mc etc and it turns into heartache and a waiting game. If only everyone could have sex and boom it happened. We would have no need for bums in the air, pizza or oreo lol
First me it's the age, I'm alot older than some ttc and possibly my time has passed. So if eating pizza and oreo icecream makes me feel better then so be it.
I actually suggested to DH kitchen sex thos wkend. Send kids out to play 😂😂 lucky our front door cant be opened from the outside so we wont be disturbed. He goes I was actually just thinking about us having sex in here lol (we were moving the dining room furniture around) so going by my normal cycles I'll ov on CD 16/17 but by last cycle its CD 19.
So from the wkend I plan on DTD daily or every 2nd day. He was mad for it again last night and I had to say no or he have nothing left for fw 😂😂 so gona keep him at bay for next few days.
Didnt opk yet. Will start in a day or 2. Have been monitoring bbt and RHR also.

@blodyn91 yes got peak on Saturday, still her high reading now bit slowly going down in percentages. I have been doing my temp but only for a week and it was higher this morning than other mornings if that makes any difference! I think basically I’ve ovulated now would that be safe to say?

@laceymermaid sounds promising. Fingers and toes crossed for u

Thank you 🙏🏻

@Mococo1 and @zippityzip

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