Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@SmileyT DC are almost 6 and just turned 2. DD#2 was meant to be our last (she was a little bit of a surprise), but I've been broody since I had her 🤦🏼‍♀️. Finally convinced the OH so away we go. I'm approaching 40 so not expecting this endeavour to be straightforward.

@Skip86 I need to go to your side of Oz next! my sister is in Sydney we went there for Xmas and travlleed over to Cairns and stayed on Greenisland which was amazing!! Swam with reef sharks and turtles 😍😍 the most beautiful holiday ever and my sister has a lovely house with a swimming pool so Christmas was definitely different!
Argh I tried to add pics but it was having a bubble!!

@SmileyT hahaha well it'll have to be, plump up the sofas after, Ben won't suspect a thing😂

@SmileyT it wasnt spotting.itwas just a bit of a discoloured ewcm when I wiped. Absolutely nothing since 🤷‍♀️ I don't usually spot at all before my period, nothing just mega cramps before and thats my telltale sign x

Aw @lucyrp I wish things would sort themselves out for u soon. U must be going stir crazy now x

Who is due to test soon? I get all excited for everyone lol.

Hey,

I haven’t been around for awhile had a bit of a break from mumsnet but would love to jump in and join you all.

@Skip86 keep the Oz updates coming! I went for the first time last year on our honeymoon, only to Sydney though (after 2 weeks in NZ 🥰) But loved it! The fires were going then and the sky was orange most nights and you could smell smoke. Would like to go back but wish it wasn't SUCH a long flight

CD121 and I just cant be arsed testing OPKs anymore. So f-ing sick of seeing only one line. Especially when I'm having zero temp variation or symptoms of anything. Might give myself a little break from them, just BD regularly and wait for my period to come back... if it ever does.

Morning ladies :)

How we all doing?
So i tested this morning with my frer and it was stark white...Nada thing there :( but I did another pro matris one and it came up very very faint again... I've read some people have had bfps from ic before frer... but I'm not getting Hope's up as I think it could be indent or something.. the line appeared within the time frame so it's not evap but I'm not sure why frer isnt picking it up, my bbt has gone back up too...(I've been doing it at a set time before dd wakes up since yesterday and today) I have the easy@home pregnancy tests arriving today but I've read mixed reviews about them :/ has anyone ever used them? X

Hi everyone! Managed to get myself some 1DPO loving last night... It might have been 2DPO but pffffffffft, I got laid, I'm happy 😂

@SmileyT I do indeed have an FRER, so I think that'll be fine next Saturday, whether I am 10 or 11DPO by that point.

@Skip86 I'm joining the jealous of your lifestyle crew. I'm sure you have hard days being Superwoman, but from what you share with us, you seem pretty frigging fantastic!

@notyetamumbuttrying how are you feeling about this TWW so far? I'm pretty chill at the moment... Been eating my pineapple core and keeping my feet warm 🤞 I wasn't going to drink this TWW just to try something different, but alas! OH came home with prosecco and I decided it would be irresponsible to let him drink it alone 🙊🍾

@Skip86 ah wow those pics are so different I didn't realise the bush was so green I always pictured it to be more dry and desert like .....like the first photo! What's the place like that you are going to on holiday?x

CD15 so hoping FW is starting. Just got annoyed at DP for not managing to finish during DTD. I normally hide my frustration if this happens but we probs won't get another chance to DTD until Monday as I'm working nights all weekend 🙄 and we last DTD on Wednesday so feel like we're already out this month 😕 ahh ☹️

Gorgeous pictures @Skip86 what a contrast!! We don't actually surf, DS just rocking the long hair lock down look 😂he's more of a forest kid, like your second picture. I have been surfing a couple of times in younger days...a grommet here is like a hearing aid...I'm not that old 😂

@newbie0818 LOVING your headpiece there, Milo isn't it?! Enjoy those puppy snuggles!

@vil10 maybe send him a cheeky message telling him what lies in store when he gets home early 🤔🍆💦

@smileyT first house valuation yesterday a little on the skinny side so doubt village mansion would happen & we couldn't afford it anyway but it's nice to dream...HOWEVER..they flipping spelt my first AND surname wrong which annoyed me more FFS it's not even hard?!! I'm now irrationally annoyed.

@florence13 dive right into the wet and wild week for many as someone said!!

@hopeful10 everything crossed for you do that I'm tripping over right now lady xxx

@LV1987 prosecco MUST be shared. It's the law. Fact. 🥂🍾

Ps, I've just been for a long dog walk with my older friend & shes v worried she has ovarian cancer, her mum died of it. She's been having spotting (but she does have a fella so we joked maybe he's too big) I tried to make her laugh saying Jesus I want to bleed & you don't this is highly ironic eh?!! It's crap being a woman sometimes 😬😳🤦🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 yeah I'm gonna try the easy@home one tonight and then tomorrow fmu just to see what happens. I'm 9 dpo so hopefully would start to see a line IF I am pregnant tomorrow xxx

@SarahTTC2020 I was there same time as you, it was crazy right? There was Ash falling in my sisters garden the smell of smoke to wake up to! Was crazy

Wow, just read this where there couple had quintuplets, triplets and 2 sets of twins all concieved naturally!!!!! Just goes to show a lot of baby making and fertility really is just down to your luck in the draw. Yea we can do lots of little things to try boost our fertility (like eat oreo chocolate of course) but in the grand scheme of things we need to stop beating ourselves up when it doesnt happen, its not something we're doing wrong, its not because we missed one day of DTD during FW nor that our bodies haven't failed its just your donald duck what fertility cards you've been dealt how easy it does or doesn't happen.

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@Minster2012 that sucks about your friend hopefully she gets answers one way or another soon, hoping its good news but if not I hope they've caught it early enough. At least she has a good friend in you to lean on and support her either way

@Minster2012 hahaha yes it's the name for the ear problem too 😂 but a grommet is what we call a surfer kid, so I was going to refer to your DS as a grom but wasn't sure if you'd think I was a insulting him or something (we aussies also have a tendency to shorten literally every word, hence 'grom').
Oh I am hoping your friend's symptoms are due to something far less sinister 🤞🏼 but yep our bodies are fuck boys 😏

@Cocoblue22 oh yes we have rainforests, bush, snowy mountains, desert - it's just so bloody huge there's a bit of everything (just mostly desert 😂). The place we are going next week is coastal but dry, so no forests just beach, red dirt and gorges (canyons). I'll attach some pics - one is of the town and the others in national park nearby.

@LV1987 yasss to being chill and getting laid 😎🍆🙌🏼🙌🏼

@Hopeful110 sorry to hear about bfn, but wait a few days and you just never know x

@SarahTTC2020 oh my gosh the fires were the worst thing. Horrific. I can't believe you were in Syd during that time! But I'll bet NZ was amazing 😍

@TheDaydreamBelievers you poor love, don't blame you for feeling fed up with the whole thing. How long until they will take action? Have you mentioned the meds that @Minster2012 is taking to your doc, the ones to bring on a bleed? Sorry if you've already discussed that x

@Missgoldilocks Christmas at the beach with a bbq and cricket is the best! Freezing cold Christmas with roast dinner seems crazy to me 😜😂

@Vil10 bloody Ben 🙄

@SmileyT omg your doctor with the Pap smear, for real? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Have we got some testers over the weekend?!

@Minster2012 hahaha yes it's the name for the ear problem too 😂 but a grommet is what we call a surfer kid, so I was going to refer to your DS as a grom but wasn't sure if you'd think I was a insulting him or something (we aussies also have a tendency to shorten literally every word, hence 'grom').
Oh I am hoping your friend's symptoms are due to something far less sinister 🤞🏼 but yep our bodies are fuck boys 😏

@Cocoblue22 oh yes we have rainforests, bush, snowy mountains, desert - it's just so bloody huge there's a bit of everything (just mostly desert 😂). The place we are going next week is coastal but dry, so no forests just beach, red dirt and gorges (canyons). I'll attach some pics - one is of the town and the others in national park nearby.

@LV1987 yasss to being chill and getting laid 😎🍆🙌🏼🙌🏼

@Hopeful110 sorry to hear about bfn, but wait a few days and you just never know x

@SarahTTC2020 oh my gosh the fires were the worst thing. Horrific. I can't believe you were in Syd during that time! But I'll bet NZ was amazing 😍

@TheDaydreamBelievers you poor love, don't blame you for feeling fed up with the whole thing. How long until they will take action? Have you mentioned the meds that @Minster2012 is taking to your doc, the ones to bring on a bleed? Sorry if you've already discussed that x

@Missgoldilocks Christmas at the beach with a bbq and cricket is the best! Freezing cold Christmas with roast dinner seems crazy to me 😜😂

@Vil10 bloody Ben 🙄

@SmileyT omg your doctor with the Pap smear, for real? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Have we got some testers over the weekend?!

Blah sorry it posted twice. Also wanted to say that person in the photo of the gorge is defs not me, I google imaged it 😝

@Minster2012 I followed your advice, sent him a pic from our horrendously cringey sex tape😂 and it worked a treat, straight in from work, bent over the breakfast bar, exactly an hour before Ben arrives💪🏽

@Vil10 I think I need to get a breakfast bar, I never get bent over anything 😂

@Minster2012 aww that's rubbish for your friend 🤞🏻 it isn't that and that her OH is intact just very large! X

@DKDK123 wow that's a lot of kids! X

@Skip86 that place looks amazing I'm well jel! X

@skip86 I was gonna say you look fab in that shot 😂😳looks amazing 💕

@vil10 winner!! 🍆now you can all enjoy your Friday night, you, OH & Ben 🤣@LV1987 you def need to invest in something to get bent over! We found our kitchen table worked very nicely on Sunday 😂even DH didn't mind me consulting Femometer when he asked last night "when was our kitchen table sesh at the weekend?" & I said "was it this time or this time or this time??" He actually wasn't freaked out about the recorded nature of our sessions 😳

Hello ladies!

Sorry to check in with bad news but since we got our BFN this month, our donor messaged to say that he's gone abroad for the foreseeable future but might be back in circulation in the autumn.

I'm absolutely devastated and gutted 😢