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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

Morning girls

Happy Fridaayyyy 💖

Work has been so manic so I didn't get chance to catch up yesterday at all 😩 will try to catch up on everything later tonight.

Hope everyone is okay?

@lucyrp CD69 😩 only one way to make you feel better about that 😜

Anyyy progress for anyone else?

Do any of you girls use both CB and IC ov tests? CD12 here and yesterday I decided to do both to see what they said, CB was blank ⭕️ but the IC had a darkish line (defo not peak though). This morning I've got a flashing smiley on the CB but no line on IC 🙃 so who knows 🤷🏼‍♀️

Tomorrow is the baby shower that I've planned for one of my best friends, hoping there's some sort of good baby karma that will come to me for planning a baby shower when TTC myself 😂🤞🏻

Ignore my question, the IC seem to have developed since I left them 😂 note to self to be more patient.

@Ltay2 that's great on the static smile, all of the ones I used had that dye run & it's been mentioned in threads before so I think it's fine

@lucyrp god darn it that's ridiculous but you've got the bloods and that's a step 🤞🏻😘

@CatherineTTC CM really isn't a good indicator do still got everything crossed for you, haven't thought of any good names atm, it'll be 13 won't it so hopefully lucky for us! Xx

@KateColx I am always impatient with IC too 😂

@Eloise27 Meant to get married June 2020, but in March we postponed to June 2021 (church said no weddings till August, and because ours is a marquee on mam and dads farm it had to be in June, fields tend to get wet in August). Still here TTC, even with an April due date. But if unsuccessful this time we will take a brake and then continue around April next year. At the same time we are looking for a new house. Next 12 months could be chaos if I fall pregnant, due in April, get this Barn conversion and live in a caravan all winter. If you want something, you gotta go get it. What is one year of chaos if you live for 90 of them. Thats my current thought.

@Minster2012 We are going to put an offer in this afternoon when OH is back from work. If it gets accepted will have to get a structural survey done. Then see how bad or good it is. Nervous and excited. Just got to be quick coz they get snatched up!

CD12 here- managed to seduce OH whilst talking about the sexy barn beams last night 😂

@Minster2012 how long were you and DH together before you got engaged? I feel like you two are like a proper love story I love it 🥰

@Catherinettc all good over here thanks, your body is a mind fuck!! Do you normally get spotting before AF? x

@Clairey844 you're time will come with your perfect 3year age gap but totally understandable being frustrated when people tell you how quickly they conceived 😤

Hi @3andout how old are you DC? Bet you're excited to finish your family now you've started trying x

@lucyrp definitely going to be having some fun tonight on day 69 😛 and you have the blood test on Tuesday so at least you are moving forward in some ways x

@Ltay2 i think that's normal for CB because they tell you not to bother looking at the strip I don't think the sections are as well contained so I wouldn't worry, a lot of my sticks were like that. Main thing is that left line is strong which is your LH I think 👌🏾

@KateColx just remember that CB is looking for 2 hormones so will look slightly different to cheapies but I think when the left line is blazing that is when you should get your peak on cheapie strips. And yes you deserve loads of baby dust for organising a baby shower bet it's going to be fab... have you got loads of games planned?

@blodyn91 ooh let us know how you get on with your offer, so bloody exciting 🙌🏾

@Skip86 I haven't heard from you in a few days and think you had your Drs earlier in the week, hope that you are just busy being superwoman and everything is good xx

It's Friday ladies so if you are in fertile window, or even if you're not I hope you will be enjoying a glass of wine and jumping your baby dadas tonight 🥂 🍆 ... just 7hours of work to get through first 😴

Morning girls, disappeared for a bit because we have some hectic days before we go away for a week next week. Our state borders are closed, so there is no option to holiday overseas or interstate for the foreseeable future, so we are camping with friends at a coastal town called Kalbarri about 600kms north of Perth.

Not sure if I bore the pants off all of you with snippets of oz life, but for anyone interested I've attached a couple of pics so you have an understanding of how vast our massive state is! The blue dot is city of Perth and purple is Kalbarri (UK size comparison is in black). You can also see on the map a place called Geraldton, which is where I drive every weekend to do the house reno. Really do need to upgrade my helicopter to a private jet.

Sorry I haven't read back very far, but I will try my best to keep up! Xx

Morning crew💗

@KateColx CD12 here too! Just entered FW, might take an opk today just to see but I'm expecting it to be low! You might have got nothing on an ic this morning because on some of them it says to test between 11-4, maybe test again later after holding your wee for a little bit x

@lucyrp you definitely need to have fun tonight for being on CD69!!

@SmileyT first day of FW for me today, I did have a lovely meal planned to cook for OH, last night he goes "ohhh I forgot to tell you Ben is coming round for a bit whilst his girlfriend is out for tea, are you okay doing him so food too" 🙄 hopefully he won't be here too long and we can start FW strong🍆

Morning crew💗

@KateColx CD12 here too! Just entered FW, might take an opk today just to see but I'm expecting it to be low! You might have got nothing on an ic this morning because on some of them it says to test between 11-4, maybe test again later after holding your wee for a little bit x

@lucyrp you definitely need to have fun tonight for being on CD69!!

@SmileyT first day of FW for me today, I did have a lovely meal planned to cook for OH, last night he goes "ohhh I forgot to tell you Ben is coming round for a bit whilst his girlfriend is out for tea, are you okay doing him so food too" 🙄 hopefully he won't be here too long and we can start FW strong🍆

@Minster2012 @SmileyT Oh that's a relief thought I was somehow doing something wrong!! So now I've got a static smiley I can't test again tomorrow can I?!

@KateColx that's what I thought 😂💦🍆

@Minster2012 I honestly though something would end up happening before the bloods but obviously wishful thinking😴

@SmileyT yeah for sure 🤫😉 although like I say I thought something may have happened before then, what's meant to be will he I guess although how this is meant to be I don't know 🙄 I'd also really have loved to not have to go back to work at the moment because honestly it is stressful, il trying my hardest not to get stressed out but it's difficult when there's no communication between people and when people come up with these "great ideas" and they have no clue 🙄🤬x

@KateColx that's what I thought 😂💦🍆

@Minster2012 I honestly though something would end up happening before the bloods but obviously wishful thinking😴

@SmileyT yeah for sure 🤫😉 although like I say I thought something may have happened before then, what's meant to be will he I guess although how this is meant to be I don't know 🙄 I'd also really have loved to not have to go back to work at the moment because honestly it is stressful, il trying my hardest not to get stressed out but it's difficult when there's no communication between people and when people come up with these "great ideas" and they have no clue 🙄🤬x

Aah sorry @SmileyT I was writing that msg on and off for ages so there were a heap more once I posted it!
Doc apt was good, thank you! Just standard stuff really, referral for OB, bloods, scan, NIPT, anti-nausea prescription. I seriously love my GP. She was telling me about one of her 40yo patients who she just found out has a healthy baby at 20wks gestation, after having FIVE stillbirths in a row all at around 20wks due to severe brain problems. We both actually started crying when she told me (even though this woman is a complete stranger to me! Haha) - she is so lovely and invested in her patients' stories 💕

@minster2012 am I the only one who sees your beams and think they'd be perfect for a sex swing 🙊 then again I haven't DTD since the 8th so it's probably affecting my brain by now 😂

CD8 here and waiting patiently for FW to start so I can make OH BD with me 💃

@Skip86 omg thays one hell of a drive every weekend !! You must enjoy driving to do that all the time ?! Hope you enjoy your week away even if it is "just up the road" 😂🙈 I have a week off next week so going to try get in a lot of walking and cocktails although the weather forecast has changed here to not so nice but hoping it holds out ☀️x

Thanks @SmileyT 😘

@lucyrp I second @KateColx about there only being one wat to mark cycle day 69😂

@blodyn91 good luck putting the offer in 🤞🏻

@Skip86 keep sharing the Oz love; love to see and hear all about it.

Morning @Vil10, I'm just days behind you on CD10. Let's hope Ben doesn't outstay his welcome 😂

Have a good day all xx

@Skip86 I may have missed this before....so do you live in Perth? Right in the city bit? I imagine it's quite a big city? Is the red bit on the map the bush? Me and DH we're looking at Australia and it seems there isn't much in the middle just small roads that go through the the other side? My DH has some family in Perth but not sure where. I'd love to visit but I get worried about all the snakes spiders and other creatures that want to kill humans! X

@skip86 I love your snippets of Oz life, def need to trade that 🚁in for a 🛫that journey looks far too long for a silly chopper ride 😂any surfing this weekend??

@Blodyn91 that's soooo exciting, DEF gotta go fir it, they are so rare seemingly around all the country & having done it (albeit with a builder) it was amazing go girl!! Exciting times 🤞🏻😬💕go with life it can work out amazing 😘

@lucyrp we are all hoping something happens before your bloods darling, there's still time. In the mean time what are your plans for the weekend?

@SmileyT aww thank you, I feel like that too, we were together 2.5 years before engaged, were talking bout marriage from about 18 months then at just over 2 years I found out my cancer had come back & got the terminal diagnosis just before Xmas 2014. He proposed April 2015, we got married dec 2015 a day after the anniversary of that diagnosis when I was pretty sick, but 4.5 years later I'm still here & full clear & remission - I do joke that he prob married me out of pity & to then get a younger better model when I was gone & OOPSSS SORRY YOU ARE STUCK WITH ME NOW 😂🤔

@vil10 can you jump him before Ben comes round???

@Katecolx Oreo of choice for you??

@Clairey844 hahaha he best bloody not do as well! We have that house that always has someone else in, friends will just come in for a brew or a drink and I love it I love people feeling comfortable here, but Ben has picked the wrong pissing time😂

@Minster2012 what a good idea!! He gets home from work early on Fridays too!!

@Skip86 I love Oz!! My sister lives there and she and I are trying to persuade my hubby to move over there 😂 maybe one day!

Morning team babydance 💃🏼

Seems like lots of people are going into fw soon so hold on, this bus is about to get wet n wild 💦 to all those waiting to test, best of luck!

I'm currently revelling in the fact that it's the last day of term, and I worked late into the night last night so I'm enjoying a cheeky lay in with a dog attached to my head. Bring on summer hols! 🕺🏽

Happy Friday! 💕

@lucyrp oooh we're holidaying at the same time 🍹🍹 I am sooo relieved that the forecast for our trip is good, mid 20s and sunny everyday (and it's literally the middle of winter so we totally got lucky!). Camping in the rain is 👎🏼👎🏼

@Cocoblue22 yep I'm in perth! It's an awesome city, beach and sun but still cool and a bit wet in winter. The red areas on that map are 'remote' Australia and more like desert than bush (see pic!). Very little can survive out there and the population is few and far between. The only real bush in Western Australia is in the very south west corner (the green and yellow areas on the map), and it's very beautiful (see other pic!).

@Minster2012 no surfing I'm afraid, I have an IKEA kitchen (and laundry, bathroom, wardrobe) to collect 😫 Will you be taking surfer dude DS out for some gnarly rides? Do you know the term grommet?

@Missgoldilocks hii!! I was wondering how you've been getting on, but did see your post about getting positive test results and a tube flush so hoping this is your month 🤞🏼 yes come! You won't regret it. I'll have a word to your OH if you like.

@Skip86 you're so lucky living there!! I love Oz!! We have family friends in Adelaide and Sydney so spent Christmas 2018 in Adelaide and New Year in Sydney and it was absolutely amazing!!

@Vil10 is sofa sex just before Ben comes over socially acceptable 😂

@Ltay2 no more testing this cycle for you with CB ✌🏾

@Skip86 break sounds lovely, please keep telling us your Oz stories - I find it amazing how vast Oz is 😍 My DP has never been so I really want to take him, he loves driving and exploring so know he'd love it. Also your Dr sounds like a star, I didn't even speak to my doctor... last time I had a smear test the nurse talked about how nice my dad was and then proceeded to ask me if I could get her son an internship at my company while she had the swab inside me, pretty much sums up my GPs surgery 😂

@lucyrp work sounds very annoying but hopefully a few hours each day annoyed at work and not your body might actually be a positive thing x

@Minster2012 ahh I love it and then you had DS through your rockstar BFF and going to add to the brood in your new mansion in the village 🥰 x