Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

OMG I keep posting too soooooon argh.

@cocoblue22 my DH needs to get a lesson from yours, we are sorely lacking in the oreo choc variety damn it. He's just gone off for a "dog walk" moaning cos his mate doesn't want to go for a beer with him whinging cos I've got myself wine, I told him he can bleed for over a week instead FFS. #beamsislifeinthecountry 😂

@skip yessss we need you here, I did mention we have rats in the garden from the farm next door #notglamourousinthecountry 🐀

@Emsnewmum we'll get you through the week 🤛🏻👊🏻don't worry.

@Blodyn91 did they give you an indication how much that stresspot bathouse grand design would set you back? Did you take your tape measure?!

@smileyT jealous of your tea 😹

OMG I keep posting too soooooon argh.

@cocoblue22 my DH needs to get a lesson from yours, we are sorely lacking in the oreo choc variety damn it. He's just gone off for a "dog walk" moaning cos his mate doesn't want to go for a beer with him whinging cos I've got myself wine, I told him he can bleed for over a week instead FFS. #beamsislifeinthecountry 😂

@skip yessss we need you here, I did mention we have rats in the garden from the farm next door #notglamourousinthecountry 🐀

@Emsnewmum we'll get you through the week 🤛🏻👊🏻don't worry.

@Blodyn91 did they give you an indication how much that stresspot bathouse grand design would set you back? Did you take your tape measure?!

@smileyT jealous of your tea 😹

Fecks sake

@emsnewmum I think they are usually 30d/31 days long- I have a bit of a long back story(pill (28dcycle) got preg on pill, MC, 6w cycle (non ttc), got Preg next cycle then EMC/CP.

I'm hoping I don't have another 6w cycle post EMC and everything is back to normal (Opk indicates I ovulated around the right time but we never know) I'm testing on the 20th and just ordered some FRER (due to come on the 21st) but have a feeling af is on her way sooner as I feel very crappy and quite crampy. Tbh I've written off this cycle and know u can have anovulatory cycles after Cp/Emcs so I'm not too fussed either way... as long as we all eventually get sticky beans🤞🏽 when are you planning on testing!?

😂😂

Mine went for beers and got me some. He knows me so well 😂

@Minster2012 Thank you ☺️ Sorry, I just realised I didn’t word my initial post very well! That didn’t have anything to do with having to make the decision to postpone (our venue advised us to do so), it was just the icing on the cake of a shit day ☺️ Sorry! We had just come back from a deflating meeting with our venue when they turned up at house with the scan photo so it felt really overwhelming at the time but now sitting here with a large glass of wine and not feeling so bad 😊

@minister2012 your last posts made me laugh 😂 it's the app it always posts a million times!

Was wondering when will you be able to class your very mild spotting as CD1 and be able to call the ivf clinic to get a start on things? 😬

Evening everyone, just had a catch up.

Welcome to the newbies, and @Catherinettc really hope you get a good result tomorrow or whenever you next text. So frustrating, glad you're being chilled about it.

@blodyn91 and @Minster2012 so envious of your home/potential homes-so grand designs-esque 🥰

Feeling a right bitter old missog this evening; another pregnancy announcement this evening from one of the mums I knew from baby group. We met up for a play date with our toddlers in January, haven't spoken in a while and she messaged earlier and said she's 19 weeks. She said when we last met up that they would probably try for another one this year-it clearly didn't take a lot of trying. Man why is everyone else so bloody fertile 😬😬😬
Now I feel horrible for feeling so jealous, I truly am happy for her. But it just hammers home that I'm not and that it obviously isn't this hard for everyone which just makes me feel annoyed that it is for me.

Anyway, I know lots of you will understand exactly the feeling so just needed to get it out to people who get it.

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Evening everyone, just had a catch up.

Welcome to the newbies, and @Catherinettc really hope you get a good result tomorrow or whenever you next text. So frustrating, glad you're being chilled about it.

@blodyn91 and @Minster2012 so envious of your home/potential homes-so grand designs-esque 🥰

Feeling a right bitter old missog this evening; another pregnancy announcement this evening from one of the mums I knew from baby group. We met up for a play date with our toddlers in January, haven't spoken in a while and she messaged earlier and said she's 19 weeks. She said when we last met up that they would probably try for another one this year-it clearly didn't take a lot of trying. Man why is everyone else so bloody fertile 😬😬😬
Now I feel horrible for feeling so jealous, I truly am happy for her. But it just hammers home that I'm not and that it obviously isn't this hard for everyone which just makes me feel annoyed that it is for me.

Anyway, I know lots of you will understand exactly the feeling so just needed to get it out to people who get it.

X

Evening everyone, just had a catch up.

Welcome to the newbies, and @Catherinettc really hope you get a good result tomorrow or whenever you next text. So frustrating, glad you're being chilled about it.

@blodyn91 and @Minster2012 so envious of your home/potential homes-so grand designs-esque 🥰

Feeling a right bitter old missog this evening; another pregnancy announcement this evening from one of the mums I knew from baby group. We met up for a play date with our toddlers in January, haven't spoken in a while and she messaged earlier and said she's 19 weeks. She said when we last met up that they would probably try for another one this year-it clearly didn't take a lot of trying. Man why is everyone else so bloody fertile 😬😬😬
Now I feel horrible for feeling so jealous, I truly am happy for her. But it just hammers home that I'm not and that it obviously isn't this hard for everyone which just makes me feel annoyed that it is for me.

Anyway, I know lots of you will understand exactly the feeling so just needed to get it out to people who get it.

X

Ahhhhh @Eloise27 that makes sense now!! Totally get it now. Yeah shitty days need to be saluted in the way they deserve- Cheers in that case 😂urgh, that's what we are here for don't worry.

@2alreadywantanother well trained that man 😂

Thanks! @minster2012

@mococo1

I'm more or less 31 days, on my first misscarriage I had a period 31 days exactly after my miscarriage started but then a couple of longer ones then pregnant again on the fourth cycle but had a missed misscarriage and ended up in hospital due to blood loss ( think it was infection) never really stopped bleeding properly but then it picked up again and it seemed to be my period. I got my peak on day 19 when I expected it so I'm trying to stay positive.

Sorry to hear you are having problems with your cycle I hope things sort them out for you soon x

The best way @minster2012. Enjoy ur wine

@mococo1 Oh I think il test maybe Sunday or Monday maybe . Hard not to test too soon x

Ffs didn't mean to post 3 times, said it hadn't worked. Clearly it had 😂😂

@Clairey844 that's what it does to me. Grrrr🤦🏼‍♀️

@Minster2012 ha ha yeah I saw it had done it to you too.

@Clairey844 see the thing is it might have taken her longer than you think. When people ask me about having another one i say vague things about trying in the future even though we are already obviously ttc. So then it looks like it happened straight away when maybe it didn't. We get so used to fending off the baby questions that we all then make it look easier than it was !

@Katao Yeah I know lots of people don't let on when they're actually trying...but she just said to me it happened the second month of them trying 😬😬😬
I knew they weren't trying at the time we saw each other because of job/financial reasons too.

But I agree that we all tend to be vague and make out we're not trying when we clearly are. I've certainly started being more open to people about the fact I'm trying and it's not happening because I can't be arsed to pretend anymore 😂😂

@Clairey844 oh I see def a quick one so.
You're dead right. I don't know why we don't just spit it out 😂 but then i hate people knowing my business 🤷‍♀️

Girls im just thinking. I had a ewcm type thing this morning that was a bit brown tinged. Any idea what this means?
Af due Sunday according to app.

BTW my sense of smell is through the roof this evening.

I'm beginning to think my body hates me 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

How u doing today @lucyrp any news?

@SmileyT how the early days coming along for u?

@Minster2012 have u come up with a name suggestion for new thread yet? 🤣🤣

Hi everyone else sorry I've been quiet I haven't stopped the last few days xx good luck to all testing soon xxx

Hey all, just plonking down on the bus. First cycle ttc #3...

@Catherinettc no no news yet I'm afraid ☹️🙈x how are you ?

Guess what .... CD69 today 🍆🍑💦 got to laugh or il cry!

Got peak static smiley today! Wasn't expecting til Sat/Sun! DTD Weds night and going to tonight and Sunday to cover. My concern is that all of my tests have had run dye like attached pic. Does this affect it at all? I've always held the stick downwards or laid flat like it says so don't know why this would have happened unless I dipped for too long (although did 15 secs like it says)!