Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@Minster2012 please please say that you've prepared a round for the quiz and then bring out My Lil Pony/pornstar round 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@Catherinettc oh no, don't really know what to say 💛

@Juno231
I suppose it only takes the once eh, fingers crossed!

@blodyn91 Ohh that looks like to will be so much fun to renovate!! All the luck to you!!

@Minster2012 my sister was just moaning about her DH family who are sooo boring and demand quiz night every week which they've skipped out on for 2 weeks in a row(rebels) I don't blame her, that aunt is soooo annoying jesus proper simpletons

@SmileyT ahh fingers crossed!! You've got this, take it easy and look after yourself :)
I'm 4dpo today so nothing Symptom wise yet. I really really hope I start to get symptoms in the second week! I'm getting to the point again of wanting to cry because I think it hasn't happened 🙄😩 my OH says it'll happen and if it doesn't we will ivf in January so I know I have options but it just doesn't seem to make it easier when you want it this badly! X

@Minster2012 hadn't thought of a tape measurement! Thanks. Just off the phone with a mortage advisor, basically need to know what it will be worth after converting. Who do you usually get to do that? I am so excited yet cant help having this niggly pesimist jumping at me saying you'll be outbidded so don't get your hopes up 😩 Will need your phone number if we end up getting it, to answer my gazillion questions 😁
@Catherinettc that is strange! when is AF due?

@catherinettc omg! I see lines on the other tests but nothing on FRER!? What is thissssssssss

I'm really hoping your urine was just playing games with you/you have a dodgy test ☹️ test again tomorrow if you can I guess? Hope it hasn't been a CP x

In other words ladies I'm pretttty sure I'm out this month just have a feeling ☹️ just want AF to get in there before I have a chance to test but she probs tease me and be a bit late knowing me x

@mococo1 none of this negativity please! How many dpo are you? BFPs like to sneak up on people 🤞

Just going to wait ot out and see what happens. No point stressing myself out xx

So. My delivery of FRER is coming today!

I have no idea when to test. I'm not sure if AF is due on Monday, or the Monday after given the unpredictability of my cycles

@blodyn91 that looks amazing. Would be a dream to design your own home.

@Catherinettc no way!! Maybe try again in the afternoon? I have heard that some people test positive then but not in the AM?

@Mococo1 🤞🤞 you never know what can happen in this TTC game.

I feel awful today, nauseous, cramps, heartburn, awful painful big spots 😩 and backache. I officially hate progesterone!! I also want AF to hurry up and get here.

I had a BFN yesterday at 12 DPO. Whiter than white. Lots of AF symptoms too so not bothering to test again. I've just placed an Amazon order for Pregnacare, pressed and CB digital ovulation kit. I've become a cliche crazy lady after one cycle 😂

@blodyn91- this would look amazing renovated. Agree with the others that if you have the cash you could just start from scratch with the insides.

Morning ladies! All of my apps are now in agreement that I'm in the TWW... finally!!!

AF tends to arrive 14 days after my peak OPK, which means I'm due 28th July. My original test date was 24th and I reckon I'll probably cave on the 25th 🙊🙊 that will be either 10 or 11DPO depending on how quickly the eggy popped out. Sounds OK, right?!

@blodyn91 the barn looks amazing you should defo try to buy it then apply for grand designs so we can stalk you and future bubba which like @minster2012 said is a must on GD!😂

@blodyn91 @mumof23188 I'm 7dpo so it's still too early to test 😂 I duno I feel very down today and depressed! So I'm assuming it's PMS lol

@lv1987 sounds good😬 if u can wait till then I have a feeling it will be positive this month for you🤞🏽

@Catherinettc ah I'm so disappointed for you. I was reading along and expecting a bfp , can't believe it. What dpo are you?

@blodyn91 that all looks so exciting. Good luck, enjoy your viewing.

Cd2. Does anyone else get really down with af? Its not even ttc stuff, just everything! Feel really flat today and just can't be arsed with anything. I wasn't a huge fan of the pill but I also feel like I'm so affected by my hormones since coming off it, really up and down

@Katao yes, totally. AF has always made me feel down, short tempered. I also have bad cramps.
Being a woman is delightful! 😂

@Gadea isn't it just!

Haha @Minster2012 if only it was true 🤣 alas, I'm still awaiting ovulation 😑

@Catherinettc oh no! How annoying! We're the other two tests evap lines? Within the time frame? Possible CP, sorry lovely. I'd still test again in a few days x

@Katao I do! The pain and just feeling gross just brings me down alone, although saying that my mood is much less down on af compared to when I was on the pill.

@SarahTTC2020 alas no rounds for us, it's whoever wins last sets the quiz, so ours actually included all of those rounds in one quiz for the same group of ppl ranging from age about 13 to over 80, it's the 80 year old this evening though...least for ours we figured you had 50/50 chance of guessing anyway 🤷‍♀️

@CatherineTTC what??????

@Blodyn91 tes that's the difficulty I guess fir a mortgage. You need to try and find similar properties within a radius as a first port of call and also work out square footage. So yes DEF a tape measure and note pad. And take pics of wall construction I know what you mean about hopes up, we bid on one 3 days after our wedding at an auction, were outbid, then we found ours. Of course happy to help wherever!

@Missgoldilocks we are trying to stop the quizzes now but they won't go away 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@Mococo1 don't count yourself out xxx

@garagesale I hate unpredictable cycles. Would you want to know so you do or don't drink at the weekend is the way I go 😂

@Mumof23188 I get like that with AF it's a right shitter. Totally sucks to be a woman

@Newbie0818 can't believe you are questioning the power of Oreos?? What?

@LBee2020 damn it. Not out yet though xxx

@Newbie0818 I think I'm the same, generally feeling happier off the pill but then the lead up to and first days of af my mood plummets. I just feel tired and grumpy and fed up. Ugh it'll be all ok in another couple of days.

@Katao 100%!! Imagine how much more productive we would be without periods; men probably created them to keep us weak 😣🤣
You will feel better in a couple of days xx

Hey girls! Been pretty quiet on here today just been for a longgg walk and going to start the house work whilst the OH and dogs are at work! CD11 today for me, will probably start getting high opks on CD14/15, we were supposed to be doing smep this cycle from CD8 but I was at my mums for a few nights in a row from Monday to yesterday morning, so we've said to just DTD every day starting last night up until next Wednesday! I'm really hoping and praying this is my month! One of my friends is 17 weeks pregnant, one has a 6 month old and I love her to pieces and another friend who has 2 already came off the pill about 5 weeks ago and has just been complaining about not feeling well and being tired, so I think this is going to be baby no.3 for her, she's so fertile so wouldn't surprise me😂😂 I think having everyone around me pregnant is making me want one so much more!! How's everyone else today??
Anyone else on CD11?

@Vil10 me 🙋🏼‍♀️ CD11 here and must seduce OH later! Also attempted SMEP, but missed last night but doesn't really matter. Will attempt as much as we can over the next 7 days. I have Sunday and Wednesday down as Ovulation days on two different apps. Have managed dtd twice so far, so the swimmers are hopefully fresh and ready 😂

First, disclaimer: I am having a bit of a mental health day and haven't read since yesterday mid-day, I'll put aside an afternoon at the weekend to catch up.

I am going to the office tomorrow, just to have a health and safety assessment, and catching the bus as I normally would. I am both excited and petrified in equal measure, bus company has sent me a video of what they are doing, and also said that my face shield will be sufficient, boss will be waiting for me and everything ready, they said.its turning up a very busy week...

@blodyn91 yayy! I feel like if you have a plan in your head it never goes that way, that's what happened with us this cycle! When will you start opk testing?

@blodyn91 yayy! I feel like if you have a plan in your head it never goes that way, that's what happened with us this cycle! When will you start opk testing?