Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@Cocoblue22 I definitely think they'll pick up an iron deficiency as I haven't had a test for that for ages and I used to have them regularly and take iron tablets on and off and over lockdown I haven't eaten much leafy veg or red meat. X

@DKDK123 yeah I feel okay thank you. Been sorting through DS baby clothes aswell today so I can put them up there again and that made me very broody 🙈 hopefully x

@SarahTTC2020 I'm still a leo yes 💪🏼😏😂

@Newbie0818 yay I'll stick with you 🥰

@Cocoblue22 I definitely think they'll pick up an iron deficiency as I haven't had a test for that for ages and I used to have them regularly and take iron tablets on and off and over lockdown I haven't eaten much leafy veg or red meat. X

@DKDK123 yeah I feel okay thank you. Been sorting through DS baby clothes aswell today so I can put them up there again and that made me very broody 🙈 hopefully x

@SarahTTC2020 I'm still a leo yes 💪🏼😏😂

@Newbie0818 yay I'll stick with you 🥰

@TheDaydreamBelievers I have no idea sorry, but interested so will do a lot of searching for you

@Missgoldilocks throwing all the baby dust over you ✨✨✨ what date are you going to be testing? Are you a wait until AF is late kinda gal? x

@Purplefairy25 sorry that AF arrived but it's the beginning of a brand new cycle and really hoping that ovulation comes much earlier for you this time 🤞

@Franklydear I'm glad that DS had a nice time and you had a long walk, I've not been on a walk in I don't even know how long 🙈

Oh well AF arrived so here we go to a new cycle

Hello guys hope you are all well.
Just marking my place on the thread though I don't think it will be here for long haha.
We've had a bit of a boo boo this month and only inseminated once 4 days prior to ovulation so I'm counting myself out for the month, good luck to all those testing soon x

@SmileyT I'm definitely wait for af kinda gal unless I have proper symptoms which I haven't yet lol when are you booked in for your first scan?

Not long back from caravan

Been peeing non stop for 2 days 🤣🤣

Got back to my 2 pack of frers, only been holding for an hour at this point but couldn't hold any longer 🤦‍♀️ I cant hold anymore lol

Did one of the frer (urine almost clear but tested anyway)

Extremely light line, pink and within the time limit. Will do the 2nd in morning with fmu and let u guys know ❤❤
I'm feeling quite positive tho as that's the 4th v faint line this week (lines verified by dd 🤣🤣)

Fingers and toes crossed for u @catherinettc

@Busybee143 don't count yourself out until AF arrives x

@Missgoldilocks I thought so... how many dpo are you now? I reckon 2nd week of TWW is when you can start to tell if anything feels different. I'm booked in for 8w on the 7th August as that will take me further than I got last time, just 3weeks to go 🙏

@Catherinettc good luck this morning, let us know how you get on x

@CatherineTTC good luck for this korning🥰💕🤞🏻

I was reading through yesterday but not really commenting, AF starting a bit here but not full yet but cramping heavily, urgh.

Had a really busy day yesterday sorting stuff out for house valuation & probably like @Lucyrp I also got a bit lost sorting DS's baby stuff too so that was a bit weird but then a nice conversation with DH dreaming about the "big house" in the village that will be coming on the market & could we bankrupt ourselves trying to afford it (maybe similar convos at @blodyn91's??) was quite nice last night pie in the sky stuff 😂🤔

Over the worst of the week ladies, it's nearly the weekend! 💃🏼

Well last night was rounded off by a lovely bit of sofa sex, and a bit of Oreo choc. That means I'm pregnant now right?!?! 🤣

@Catherinettc looking good! Good luck 😍

Morning ladies,

@Catherinettc eeep sounds promising. Let us know how you get on this morning!

Considerations to all those whose AF showed up. Make sure you pamper yourselves and just remember this is the start of a new cycle which could be the one that leads to your BFP 🤞.

I saw on another board that it helps to break things down into small goals to help deal with anxiety when you get BFP after a miscarriage so I've been trying to do that and it seems to be helping. My first goal was to get a positive digital which I got a couple of days ago and the next was to get to the day AF is due with no signs on the witch's arrival and I made it! I was due today but not a single AF symptom and I do usually get pain the night before. Woke up this morning to no bleeding and feel sick as a dog which today I'm grateful for 😊

That was meant to say commiserations. Bloody autocorrect 🙄😂

@Newbie0818 yasssss congratulations!! As we've proved, Oreo chocolate +sofa sex= pregnancy 🥰winner! My snaccident yesterday was a creme egg, it cost me 69p. It's fecking July!! I almost put it back 😂🤣🙈

@Noble89 that's a great way to think and no AF and no bad signs 🤞🏻😬

We've got a shot family quiz tonight set by THE MOST BORING member of DH's family. Probs involve classical music. Not sex toy or toy and my little pony or porn star or a memory conveyor belt round & name that cocktail like ours FFS so tune in tomorrow for that one

@LBee2020 I agree, you aren't out. Don't think like that 🥰

@Busybee143 Dont rule yourself out, good swimmers can survive up to 5days in there, it only takes one so shall keep everything crossed for you 🤞 We only managed once during FW too but I'm staying positive we're still in with a chance.

Hope your line is lovely and strong this morning @Catherinettc

@Noble89 I love that way of breaking it down into small goals to reach and so glad you're reaching them all 😊

@DKDK123 @SmileyT

Thanks guys, I'm not being negative just realistic I guess. Af is due on Wednesday so not long to wait eh.
I've not been feeling good the last couple of days (way too early for symptoms) so I'm just feeling sorry for myself 😂

@Minster2012 yep same convo here.....'what if I get pregnant and we have to live in a caravan this winter and another storm like the beast from the east hits'. We have booked a viewing though for tonight at 5! So so excited, first viewing we have been allowed. Photo attached so you can see what a huge project it is.

@Missgoldilocks glad all the tests went well! Big weight lifted off your shoulders

@Catherinettc we are all waiting for your morning post!!!

OMG @blodyn91 that looks just like ours did. I've just got goose bumps. If it has land and stabling too Jesus. Even if you got pregnant you wouldn't regret it. Opportunities don't come along v often. We searched for 2 years to find ours. And you've seen grand designs right...BEING PREGNANT IS OBLIGATORY?? it would prob help TTC!! 😂

@Minster2012 no the stables are inside this building. Used to be a stud farm 100s of years ago 😂
On the ttc front, CD11, already failed at smep as we didn't dtd last night- I ended up doing a local bike race so my legs were shot and OH is knackered this week as he is on early shifts 🙈 but not bothered as I dont expect to ovulate till Wednesday anyway

and yes I watch Grand Design s almost daily 🙈

@blodyn91 that looks fantastic! Too good to miss out on!

@Busybee143 lots of my friends know exactly when their DCs were conceived as they only had sex once ahead of ovulation. Fingers crossed for you!

Just had a thought that if I get my BFP this cycle I'd be due 3 days before a big family wedding 😁. So exciting to think of it that way somehow, makes it a bit more real.

@blodyn91 ah I see but still, huge & looks fantastic though, pretty structurally sound which means you can use the existing building and then put insulated layer inside and then plasterboard. Take your tape measure and measure how wide and long and take so many pictures. If you want pm me and I will show you pics of the layout of ours for comparison and we looked at many (& are still) ones like that around us But it's v similar depending on size.& of course @skip86 is a renovation expert!

Ladies u will not believe this but bfn!

I will attach pic of this mornings and a pic of one a couple days ago and u will see why I got excited ffs
Maybe a chemical? 🤷‍♀️ maybe cos I've never got a bfp with fmu? Maybe cos I was up twice during the night to pee? (Although urine looked very concentrated tbh)

So still in limbo as usual lol