Oreo 🍫 , 🍷 , puffy sex & BFPs by snaccident #dirtydozen

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Have you seen our guide to getting pregnant?🤣

1. Lots of sex (every other day to catch) or SMEP or just Banging OH to death seems to work for some - For the same sex couples out there; Insemination using a cup (easily available on Amazon) Bum up after the goods are deposited... don’t leave it in the cup for ages before you put it in ✌🏾

1. Relaxing & lots of patience

1. Prenatal vitamins e.g Pregnacare, COQ10, Primrose oil, B6, B12, Calc Flour, Folic acid/Folate, Magnesium, Vit C (will have to do your research on amounts/when to take these)

1. Conceive plus/preseed - if you haven’t had enough assfruit juice and you aren’t moister than an 🦪 💦

1. Seed cycling - make sure you ground them up

1. Grapefruit juice (ass juice) for EWCM - CM should be stretchy sometimes hard to tell the difference between cum if you get loads of action.

7.OPKS/CB Digital ovulation kits 😂 A lot of us seem to like fermometer to record the OPK peaks

1. It will happen when it's meant to but not necessarily the month you want it to 😩

9.Wine, pizza, oreo choc and pouffe sex

10.Relax, dont be stressed, take bbt, dont take bbt, dont obsess, obsess, exercise, don't exercise too much, loose weight, don't loose too much weight, eat healthy, don't let it consume you and eat what you want apart from too much alcohol, caffeine, cigs obvs

11.PMS/ early pregnancy symptoms are the same and the progesterone likes to trick you.

And most of all it isn’t your fault, blame corona for all BFN

@vil10 it just says u can put it in up to 15mins before so I usually time it before I get in a sexy outfit 😬 but think u can put it in just before I just tend not to as the one time I didn't put it in beforehand I couldn't bare to stop the sexy time and say soz need to squeeze a tube up me before you enter babes 🤣

@SarahTTC2020 nope I don't believe it I was born a Gemini and I will always be one (even with it's bad rep) never a Taurus 😭

@notyetamumbuttrying I'm the 12th... Are we birthday buddies as well as TWW buddies?!?!

@Missgoldilocks thank you! Only 2 more cycles to go to find out! 🤞🏾we have money saved so if it is ivf for us we'll be going private. I have a feeling we won't need to but it's also in the back of my mind in case we do. I just don't want to entertain it just yet still. I'm putting a lot of pressure on myself with these last two months but I can't help it 😬
@Cocoblue22 @TheDaydreamBelievers
haha sorrry! My dads a Gemini so I can't help but compare 😂 although he's 72 and losing his marbles bless him 😆

@LV1987 nearly! I'm 19th. Still a great month and star sign tho ♓️ 😉

Geminis have been goos friends for me but I dunno about men! Im a taurus and as mad as they come ❤️👌

@Missgoldilocks haha standard! One of my sisters is a Taurus and like an actual bull 😆 but then we're not the best of buds so probs more personality then anything else when it comes to her.

Another proud Gemini here who refuses to be relabled!
@DKDK123 that was me asking about the opks, thanks for the info.

@Minster2012 I'm not tempted to go for bloods yet. It was only 3rd cycle ttc/4th off the pill so I will give it 6 months anyway. Any sign of af after the cramping earlier?
Welcome back @Missgoldilocks. Glad the tests went well, that alone might lift some stress and make you more fertile 😀

Ermmm so I've just looked up discharge cycle..and it says the below? Dry and scant during TWW if not pregnant....is anyone else more like wet n wild atm? (Hoping it's a good sign!?) I have no clue

@Minster2012 I had no withdrawal bleed nothing! Last time o had it taken out to TTC I bled straight away so very odd. Convinced myself I’m old and past it (being dramatic). I’ve been testing as much as poss and will just see what happens I guess!

I’m a tea hater too! In fact I can up that to hating all hot drinks!

@Mococo1 ah that’s interesting! Definitely not dry and scant for me either.

@Mococo1 interesting!! I'm usually dry and scant after ovulation too (wtf is scant?!) So that chart is quite accurate for my lady juices 🤣

@SarahTTC2020 lady juices 🤣🤣

Ladies, I need your help! I've been reading up on bbt charts and from my understanding my temps should be rising up above my 'bbt spike' whether I'm pregnant or not atleast until a few days before AF shows up which isn't due for another 5-7 days or so. My chart doesnt look right does it? My temps dont seem to be going up and staying up :( they seem really low in comparison to what other peoples temps are averaging in LP. I'm 8 DPO today and will be grateful for any advice or honest opinions as I'm not convinced it's a good chart :(

These star sign changes mean that my friend’s little boy named Leo partly because of his birth date at the end of July (I.e. a Leo) means he’s no longer a Leo!!! I’ve stayed the same 🤷‍♀️

@Missgoldilocks so glad everything's fine!! What a relief that must be! I'm good, cycle 3 CD10, usually ovulate around CD17, but entering FW on Friday! Feeling positive so I just hope it ends with a BFP!!

@Juno231 hahaha good idea! Definitely don't think that'll get OH in the mood!

@Mococo1 hahaha yeah I think putting a stop to foreplay pretty much ends it😂

@Hopeful110 which colour is the bbt? I'm not sure you've ovulated based on that chart. And bbt is meant to drop the day of ovulation, not spike, followed by three consecutive temp rises 🤔. Pop your data into FF maybe and see if it tells you an ovulation date? (skip the LH)

Holy moly! I didn't realise how active this thread was 😂

Please excuse me if I've ignored you if you mentioned me. I'm going to have some food and catch up.

It's been one of those days at work....

@Hopeful110 is this your first cycle taking temps? what cycle are you on? I cant see the numbers but what is your bbt atm? mines around 36.1-36.3 pre ovulation then 36.5 and up after ovulation. I know this varies between women

@Vil10 I've used it, but only if my own natural "essence" isn't working how I need it to 😂

@2alreadywantanother omg I do that too haha! Always scotch over to his side.

@garagesale aww I hope it happens for you.

I'm with @Minster2012 we got you @lucyrp as no doubt I'll be way behind too! Bloods is good though, means SOMETHING is happening. Horrible to be in limbo.

@zippityzip still early! 🤞🏼

@LaceyMermaid hi :) fellow teacher here! Secondary.

@2020mission So sorry you're feeling crap lovely 💕 a break is needed sometimes, I often feel that way x

@Missgoldilocks welcome back :) I'm glad everything was clear for you! I was just about to ask how much it all cost. I'm really tempted to go private if things don't work out in a couple months.

@SarahTTC2020 what the hell?!?! I'm now a Taurus?!?! I was a Gemini! Nope. No. NO. @Cocoblue22 Gemini buddies 👯‍♀️

@TheDaydreamBelievers omg! Do you normally have long cycles? I'm on another thread for ladies with long cycles (variety of reasons) and it's pretty helpful. Feel free to join :) Long Cycles Girls ttc.

@DKDK123 well there goes my hope 🤣

@Mococo1 I'm often dry in the tww 😫 but creamy and LOADS recently so praying that I may ovulate soon... and now hating myself because I've just realised I forgot to do an opk after work and now have to hold for ages 😠

@Hopeful110 I've only just started temping, but it should be rising like you said. Do you take it the same time everyday? Perhaps try some progesterone boosting foods to help with that? Temping doesn't work for everyone though so bear that in mind. Mine seems to be between 3.1-3.5 before ov, and 3.6-3.9 after (assume I did actually ov).

Woah busy thread today!

@Juno231 the bbt line is the blue one, I only started tracking temp on cycle day 12, premom has my ovulation day as 8th july cycle day 23, and I had my flashy CB on the 7th july Am and then the static smiley on same day at 5pm and it stayed static on 8th. I definitely ovulated as my cm was watery and lots of it and I had cramping and headache and bloating. I've been doing opks from 4/5 dpo and they are all coming back negative like 0.12 and CB opk is back to blank circle. Il input them onto FF and see what it says :)

@blodyn91 yeah it's my first cycle, my temps when I first started tempting were:
27th june 36.06
28th june 37.61
29th june 36.00
30th june 36.00
1st july 36.06
2nd july 36.17
3rd july 36.50
4th july 36.33
5th july 36.33
6th july 36.28
7th july 36.61 (LH peak)
8th july 36.22
9th july 36.33
10th july 36.36
11th july 36.22
12th july 36.39
13th july 36.22
14th july 36.63
15th july 36.24
Premom has a coverline of 36.23°c. Just dunno what to think lol

@Mococo1 that's really interesting as I'm creamy and white during tww, not every day but usually from 4dpo ov, that's why I always know I'm out so early. No idea what cm is usually like if pregnant tho...would be interested to hear from any newly pregnant women who can remember? I think it also depends on how much progesterone effects you and clearly it affects me a lot as I'll get creamy cm a few times in the tww.

@Hopeful110 hm did you take your temp later than usual on ovulation day by any chance? Are you taking it at the same time every day otherwise, orally?

@Newbie0818 not sure of secondary is the same but I’m primary and we don’t wee a lot!

@Newbie0818 natural essence😂😂 that's why I'm unsure, my own natural essence is fine like I seem wet enough but then it won't harm to try it!

@Juno231 actually I just checked, I normally take it around 6.15am to 6.45am and on 8th i took it at 7.37 as my alarm didnt go off so woke up late. And on 6th I have a note in the app to say I woke up at just after 5am as DD woke up and wouldn't go back to bed (I also woke with no duvet on and the fan on with just a tshirt on) so possibly could of been cold? ...so maybe the drop on 6th isnt an accurate temp for that day and that could be why it went up on 7th and then dropped back to 36.22 x