June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)

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@Runnergirl1
@slimshadycousin
@RiverRoo
@onnaturescourse
@picallilly19
5 BFPs ❤️

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 4th (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@sjones2588 - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa ?? (Tested 3rd June)
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

@minster2012 hahaha hilarious!!

@vil10
I am on cycle 6. Hoping this is the one 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@cocoblue22
I am due AF on the 9th according to my app so I will hold out until then (or try to).

I don't think I have any other symptoms. I feel quite tired but I'm not sure if that's a symptom or if I'm just generally tired!

Anybody else going through about 10phases every hour. I have no symptoms- im not preggers, acctually no symptons I am preggers, Im hot, Im cold, I have lower back pain I dont. Am I imagineing it? Anyway your stories have successfully distracted me this morning and I've only googled symptoms once today so far.
3 days to go...

@minster2012 I'm a fan of @sexwithbacon - works well with my bacon rose (what I call Fifi when trying to upset OH) 😂

Sexwithbacon haha what about @lovesaporking

@SarahTTC2020 a hahahahah lovesaporking🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blodyn91 this is literally me 🤣

@SarahTTC2020 haha best one yet!

@SarahTTC2020 def gotta be @lovesaporking 🐷💕🍆

@blodyn91 I think we all did/do that

Hello, marking my place before I miss the bus completely, Jesus, the speed....

Omg ladies this is hilarious! The next thread should be June bus bitches a series of unfortunate micropenises and fluid explosions🤣
@minster2012 @sextapepornstar, more like @sextapeshitshow! Haha

@Juno231 = @lovesaporking but why do you call it your bacon fifi??? 🥓🥓🥓

@blodyn91 I've given up on symptoms hopefully. Whatever we have could very well be just progesterone messing with us. Last cycle I had such sharp twinges and pulls on my right ovary at 8DPO and was so excited cause it clearly meant implantation. Yet I'm still on the busses lol!

@firsttimetry I’m also due af on 9th today I’ve got some cramping again and I feel really nauseous like yesterday I also have sore nipples. I’m trying not to get my hopes up in case I didn’t ovulate this month. I might do a FR test TMZ I feel the urge to pee on a stick I deliberately got rid of this mornings pee straight after doing the CB ov test so I wouldn’t test 🤣 I remember how crappy it was getting negatives for four days before my BFP last time x

@lucyrp when are you testing again? X

@Minster2012 just to upset OH. It's got lots of names. Badly packed kebab, hairy axe wound, bacon rose etc. I might call it a bacon rose to gross him out only to then chase him around the flat with my crotch and making piggy noises lol.

@firsttimetry being tired deffo is last time the day I found out I was wiped out all day I thought I’d had a positive in the morning but it was a cheap boots test and a squinter and DH convinced me there was nothing there. I was going out out that night so literally ten mins before I went out my amazon parcel arrived with my FR I did one just to make sure before I went out drinking....bang BFP no mistaking it! So then my mate knew straight away as I wouldn’t drink before I even got home to tell DH (although technically I told him first he just couldn’t see the squinter and said I wasn’t haha his fault!) but I’d spent all afternoon snoozing on the couch feeling totally exhausted x

@Juno231 how do you make it make piggy noises? 🤣 x

@Cocoblue22 I'm not really sure. I've done two tests already both BFN one at 7dpo because I wasn't sure of the dates and one this morning but I'm only 10dpo today so they haven't really made me upset or anything. I may test on Saturday or I might leave it until AF is due and see if she arrives or not x

@cocoblue22
I'm hoping these are all good signs. Thank you 🥰🥰🥰

@lucyrp yes it is still early I agree I wouldn’t worry it’s hard not to test tho isn’t it! X

@cocoblue22
I am trying not to think about it all too much. Last month I completely convinced myself I was pregnant but got my BFN and AF as usual!
I was devastated!
My friend also announced her pregnancy last month which made me feel like utter crap! Although I'm happy for her I can't help but think why not me?

@Juno231 oh it gets better!! Loving it!!
I’m so glad DS is in a very rare self play mode this morning so I can read this!!
Fecking hilarious and just then thing for when Aunt Flo visiting 🧙🏻‍♀️

@Cocoblue22 I swear those noises are coming from my face and not down there!! It's no upsuck trick where I then expel air in a porcine way lol!

4DPO here btw and I'm so bored of the TWW already! I swear I'm normally okay the first week but it's def dragging now too.

@Cocoblue22 it is really hard because you think you might be like some people who get their BFP like 3dpo!! Alas I think I'm one of the ladies who don't produce enough HCG until a lot later on. I'm not torn either way at the moment either I could be pregnant or af could be on the way x

These stories are sooo funny!! 😂😂😂

The tic tac dick kills me! Could you imagine being that lad! 🙈😂