June Bus Bitches Talking Battered Sausages (Bus 5)

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@slimshadycousin
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@onnaturescourse
@picallilly19
5 BFPs ❤️

@kate890 - May 30th?
@fashu - June 2nd?

@kirsty0028 - June 4th (Tested 30th/ 31st)
@catherinettc - June 4th (Tested June 3rd)
@ltay - June 4th
@katao - June 4th (Tested 30th May)
@krk05 - June 5th
@hogrider - June 5th
@vil10 - June 6th
@katecolx - June 6th (Tested June 2nd)
@sarah1253 - June 6th
@bumdiggydiggybumdiggybum -
June 7th
@little11 - June 7th
@thegirlwholived - June 8th (Tested 29th)
@ttcmummy2021 - June 8th
@ttcgee - June 8th
@lucyrp - June 8th
@cocoblue22 - June 9th (negative 31st)
@watermelonwizard - June 9th
@firsttimetry - June 9th
@bic501 - June 9th
@33carr - June 10th
@pandarific - June 10th
@wildbutterfly - June 10th
@smilyT - June 10th
@db20 - June 11th
@notyetamumbuttrying - June 11th
@clolo - June 11th
@pixielou16 - June 11th
@bear127 - June 11th
@unluckyducky - June 11th
@sarahttc2020 - June 11th
@blodyn91 - June 12th
@juno231 - June 12th
@noble89 - June 12th
@Mococo1 - June 13th
@tinks123 - June 13th
@Minster2012 - June 14th
@Franklydear - June 15th
@sjones2588 - June 15th
@ss123456 - June 15th
@jodi3 - June 15th
@clairey844 - June 15th
@newbie9 - June 17th
@sweetshop2020 - June 20th
@sydgal22 - June 20th
@dontgojasonwaterfalls - June 21st
@LV1987 - June 21st
@maybe333 - June 22nd
@mcbee26 - June 26th
@skip86 - June 28th
@missgoldilocks - June 28th
@sausage1990 - July 1st
@MURU
@lksf - June 2nd
@littleRa ?? (Tested 3rd June)
@lucie91 - July 2nd
@amy00 - 5th July
@crash1d

@lucyrp I think the main thing is because OH spotted my due on-ness and he's usually right (fucker 😂)
But now I read my post back I realise that I am being a bit over dramatic 😂😂
I didn't have implantation bleeding with my little girl but did have intermittent bleeding with my MMC in Feb so think seeing the brown just instantly made me think the worst.
Positive hat back on.
Btw @Vil10 tic tac dick I am dead 😂😂😂😂

Ps @DKDK123 your story’s have cracked me up 😂 I too had a similar period sex situation but wasn’t in a sexy toilet like your story 🤣👏🏼 X

@MrsDh2019 OH and I started having sex pretty much the day after I stopped bleeding from my CP so I would say it's completely personal preference 🥰

@Clairey844 that could be a symptom of pregnancy too tho! I think we're all the same don't worry I'm finding it very hard to be funny at the moment as I'm just so grumpy 😂😂🙈

🤣😳🤣 these stories!! Fair play to the guy for helping to clean the murder scene

OH and I have actually made a few sex tapes and I still have them but they were a good few years ago and looking at my boobs in them I can only describe them as shells from breast feeding they look awful 😭😂

We can all just give up on the sex stories now because @Vil10 has won that round outright 🏆

@Sydgal22 Bali is my happy place! And woohoo for static 🎉 I was sure it would happen today! Get on it girl!!

Sorry for those feeling down or with BFNs. Since joining I have been surprised at how having a whinge on here on occasion makes me feel that much better, gets it out of the system. So whinge away 💗

@vil10 🥇 🏆 I wonder if he still has the tattoo!

Thanks @lucyrp
Shit ain't it!
Thank god for these crazy buses to keep us semi sane.
Wishing you lots of luck, seems we're at a similar point so maybe being a misog during the tww is par for the course.
😘

@DKDK123 hahaha! But I do love a guy who is totally nonplussed by periods 🙌🏼

@33Carr just burst out walking down the street to that story... I'm glad that I wasn't the only person that enjoyed uni life 🙃

Boned by tic tac @Vil10 omg why is this image so hilarious, plus side what happens in Kavos stays in Kavos. I eat cherry cola tic tac most days so I will think of this every time 😂😂😂 my ex had the strongbow logo on his arse cheek after a drunken holiday tried on many occasions to get him to get my name on him but after 5yrs it was still a hard no 😤

Okay just walking into work I'll catch up at lunch... BFPs and sex stories please xx

@Skip86 hahaha, I’d just like to thank you all for being here today and witnessing me win this award, I’d like to thank the nose bleeder and tic tac dick for giving me these comedy gold stories, and here’s to the future🏆🍾

@SmileyT well we all could've guessed you eat tic tacs seeing as you have a habit of pissing in their little boxes 😂

@Mococo1 I’d love to know, baring in mind he his a fiancé and kid now! Ahhh memories😂

@SmileyT have a nice day and enjoy your tic tac (dicks) 🍆

Congratulations tic tac dick award winner 😂😂 fully lolled 😂😂

Ok so we could have @DKDK123 as @toiletmurderscene love that. Don’t worry still think you are a classy bird! I think that’s better than @wankingachild?? Ergh I think we’ve all had a small knob, I’ve had one of those too & unfortunately I worked with the guy for years too so had to let him down gently. He was the classic, fast car small penis.

@vil10 I def prefer @bonedbytictac as hes got your name for life!! That’s 💕babe

@Clairey844 I def thought brown sporting & being a hormonal emotional 🐄can be signs of being pregnant as well as AF so don’t count yourself out girl especially if a week to go??

@MrsDh2019 we started having sex straight away after all of my bleeds after MC & certainly on this cycle I have down as having DTD on the last day of spotting too. My EPU told me to count CD1 as the first day of full flow & ive been using IC OPKs & CB though I never got a peak on either. (Probs more next though as I’ve got low egg reserves) so just go for it!! 🤞🏻🤞🏻

@Skip86 for @wearenotworthy or @shakingwithanticipation

What was @Sydgal22??

OMG @Sydgal22 STATIC SMILEY 🙌🏻👌🏻🙌🏻🍆👌🏻🍆🙌🏻Battered sausage ahoy!!!

@Newbie0818 is now @sextapepornstar

@Vil10 😂😂😂😂 the tic tac story has killed me! Can we also just take a moment to think about the girl that's marrying him?! He must be good with his hands.

Also, bloody love Kavos!! 😂

So pleased the sex stories cheered us all up a bit, we just need a few topics like this to see us through until the dirty FW chat hits again!

Thanks @Minster2012
🤞🏻
Have a great day all

@KateColx well I just had a quick look on his Facebook and he’s announced his girlfriend is pregnant again!! So his lil tic tac dick must work for something, and she must be easily pleased!!

@Vil10 omg that's so funny as if he's got her pregnant twice with a tic tac 🙈🙈I mean if that's the case then surely there's hope for us all?!

@Vil10 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm not sure any amount of love could make up for life long tic tac sex. Also would you not worry that if you had a son he would inherit his tic tac dick genes and be teased for life?! So much to consider. I feel like I need answers 😂

Thanks @SmileyT for starting the new thread!

I've been crying laughing reading all these sex stories!! I thought it was just me that things like this happened to 🤣🤣 so.im glad to know I'm in good company!!

Tic tac dick, and wanking off a child though 🤣 reminds me of when I was at uni and slept with this guy, I thought he was just jumping my leg because he was so small, I described him to everyone as a prosecco cork 🙈