June Bus - who's on board?

[MrsLBear]

Hi ladies 💕

13dpo today and af is imminent as temp dropped to cover line plus a bfn. So who's joining me?
TTC #1
This will be cycle 13 since mmc (Feb 19) but been TTC since June 2018 so a horribly momentous month for me.

Bought some vitamins recommended by it starts with the egg for this month and also male conception tablets for DH. So we shall see 🤞🏼

Lots of luck and baby dust to everyone 🍀🌈💕

@OnNaturesCourse that is very true. I am on day 2 or 3 of flashing smiley I have lost count so I can account for the horniness 😂😂

@Katao I hope we haven't scared you too much! We have definitely been very open today 😂😂 fingers crossed for you 🤞🏼

I should be starting my TWW now and in a way I feel like I'll miss the crazy woman symptom spotting phase as we haven't DTD at all so I know I'm not pregnant, however I am also enjoying my boiling hot bath sooo 🤷🏼‍♀️

@SmileyT I'm not sure how you've missed that as I seem to find myself repeating myself all the time and hoping no one is getting fed up 😂😂 he was 5 in April 🥰 aw thank you means the world you're not chucking me out 😉😂

Ooo you are a rebel, I started testing the day before it told me too because imma rebel also 😉😂

Guys this chat 🤣🤣 I was only away for a couple of hours and it's gone to toys and fingers in bums.

Right @lucyrp you know how nosy I am, you can't leave us with the age hints haha 👀 I've just turned 30, wish I was younger 😅

Hahaha the bum chat has really made me laugh. I'm all for a cheeky finger, but my OH pretends he doesn't like it unless he's drunk 😜 I'm definitely more adventurous than him, but he goes along with it all 😂

Toy wise, I'm a fan of the bullet! Also really like the little rabbit cock rings and love eggs. All handy little ones to have in the bedside drawer haha.

@KRK05 I got a static CB today too! Gonna have to play catch up this weekend though, hasn't DTD at all this week due to work and me thinking we'd kick it off once I got the flashing smileys. Typical that it's gone straight to static 😂 lesson learnt! X

@KateColx I darent leave the chat for too long in fear of the amount of catching up I have to do 😂

I am 22 and 23 in august and I have a DS who has just turned 5 🤪

I really fancy getting some of the kegel balls! Anyone have any already ?! Isn't it funny how we've been talking today and I've just had an email from Ann summers saying there is 50% off selected sex toys 😂😂

@lucyrp haha I know it took me ages to catch up on all of the sex toy chat then 😂 I've got some of those from Love Honey, but they're not super heavy, like a beginners version. My fave is to put them in before we go out somewhere and tell OH whilst we're out 👀

Aw nothing wrong with that at all, I'd have loved to have w family when I was a bit younger but I didn't meet me OH until I was 22 and I was still at uni. Does your DS talk about having a little brother or sister?

Brb just off to check Ann Summers 💁🏼‍♀️

@KateColx I may have just made a very quick purchase before I could even think about it for some kegel balls, that's what I want to do with mine! Like on 50 shades when he gets her to put them in at a party 😂😂 I'm scared incase they leave me like a river tho as I get quite wet anyway and can only imagine these will increase it quite a lot 😂

I always had the same dream I'm sure most girls do meet someone, get married and then have kids but clearly that wasn't meant to be for me and DS father is a bit of a git and I was never with him he was just friendly to me whilst my mum and dad were splitting up so things happened that shouldn't have and this was all whilst I was studying my as levels and thinking about what I was going to do at uni which alas has not happened.... yet!
One of DS best friends, who's mum I was in antenatal with, she's not much older than me maybe a couple of years has popped out 2 babies since her first who's the same age as DS so yes he does ask about having a baby brother or sister and often asks if I have a baby in my tummy 🙈

Moving from the toys talk... Kinda 😂 have any of you ladies used anything to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles?

@OnNaturesCourse that's what kegel balls are for! Kinda... I've just ordered some! I've been doing pelvic floor exercises the last week but I don't know if I'm doing them right or not !😂 j got told I better crack on with them otherwise I'll suffer incontinence after my second baby😂

I have a tens like machine that I use, but I don't think it's really doing much.

@lucyrp @KateColx I'm off to google some bedside table treats... think I might also buy some sexy underwear to get DP worked up over fertile week even when he gets in from a 12hr shift 😈

Oh my god @KateColx another lady on a static smile that’s it I’m totally broken 😢😭💩🤦🏼‍♀️Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh at the end of may it’ll just be me left here with my bullet & my cock ring banging DH to death 😂

Ha ha ha
Anywhooooo for the newbies & others!
I’m 35 now, 36 in July. I’m a weird one as I have a DS (22 months nearly) carried by my best friend as a surrogate for DH & I as I’ve been on chemo/immunotherapy for stage 3/4 skin cancer for nearly 10 years, our embryo that was created when I was 31 but he was born when I was 33 so 💪🏻. Since then I’ve had a miscarriage with another one our embryos into me in March as I’ve stopped my chemo now so I have NO IDEA about my cycles as I’ve been on contraception our whole relationship basically so now TTC naturally before we go down the IVF route again once I have all my permissions in place saying I don’t have to shield anymore as can’t do it til then (& hell if a lot cheaper if it were to happen 🤞🏻)

However, if it was down to who practised the most, other than @lucyrp & @SmileyT (let’s face it they are ahead of us all 🥰) then we are up there 👌🏻

Still need work on that up suck tho, so that’s my weekends work 🤔

@Minster2012 don’t worry I’m also on CD18 and day 8 of flashing smiley 😭 losing hope for this month, even though I got my peak at CD19 last month but with two flashing smileys before the peak. I really hope there’s still time this month 😩

@Minster2012 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop! I nearly spat my gin out reading that. I kinda wish the static hadn't arrived so abruptly, I'd planned to get a good amount of DTD done in the FW and now I'm already at peak 😂

@SmileyT oh yes I love a new underwear set!! Have any of you ever seen the Honey Birdette sets? They're so beaut but super expensive 😩

@lucyrp oh I do love a bit of fifty shades for some tips!! Aw sometimes things are just meant to happen differently, and everything happens for a reason 🥰 sorry to hear DS dad is a git, sounds like you've met your perfect match now though! X

@KateColx we watched the first two other the last week and by god it has done wonders! Still yet to watch the last one but I did read all the books so I know what happens. I swear the books are so much raunchier than the films ?! Anyone else ?! That's my motto in life, things have only really settled in the last 6 months to a year in my life so we're getting there 🥰 yes I think I have 😍🙈

@Minster2012 im not so sure about that 😂

@SmileyT I always used to wear sexy underwear and I think when I got fat I just got boring because I didn't feel sexy and I only realised how disgusting my underwear was in like march this year and I was like shit I'm so sorry OH and ordered like 6 sets from Ann summers 😂

Oh yes @Bear127 I remember we are cycle buddies, 💪🏻 day 8 for you too, can we even remember those heady days of “yay flashing smile” 🥳🤦🏼‍♀️ distant memories 😂 I’ve only got one CB left now & im still getting 0s on the ICs (though I think I’ve drunk about 4 litres of fluid today though, maybe one of which has been wine!) kidding, only half!

I know what you mean though @KateColx it’s good to have a “build up” in more ways than one, Cos we’ve been DTD every other day so either way we’ve covered all bases AND enjoyed it 😂

@KateColx bloody hell, £220 for a full set - so nice but a bit rich for my blood especially as DP is very heavy handed and rips stuff all the time 🤣

I've never seen 50 shades, might need to get on that aswell - and some nice underwear especially in lockdown i'm an actual slug feel sorry for DP, ahh so many things still for me to learn 🤪

@Bear127 what day did you start testing? I'm starting one day later as I know I won't ovulate for at least a week still feel like this baseline thing is a con by CB.

@Minster2012 hahaha 😂 i had 4 days of blank circles last month and I thought I was losing my bloody mind... Can just imagine the headline of one of those trashy mags 'MN send mum into a jealous rage over flashing smily faces and bangs husband to death' 😂

£220 for a set of underwear 😳😱whhhaaattttt???

I’ve not seen 50 shades either, if these bloody non ovulation days carry on then I might add that to the list!!

@SmileyT yes that could be me! Send help!

@SmileyT you should watch it! It's not overly raunchy but its enough to give me some twinges! 😂 I had the most boring t shirt bras before I can't believe I wore them for so long 😂

Don't get me started on underwear, I used to be a thong and lace kinda lass, but since having DC1 and the horrific aftermath of my scars from forceps it's only full coverage cotton pants I can wear now 😭 I try to make up for it with lacy bras and tops, but it's just not the same.

DP says it all ends up on the floor either way so he's not bothered by it tho lol.

I managed to catch DP before he stared his gaming tonight so I'm all smug with myself haha he jokingly says he's no swimmers left so I've to leave him at peace tonight 😂😳

@OnNaturesCourse I'm a thong girl I can't wear anything else I'm stuck on them now 😂😂

OH is gaming again tonight too but the server was down before so was getting excited but its working again now 😂although cant complain already DTD twice today 😳😂

We gamer widows have to take our chances when we can 😂 DP came to bed at some ridiculous hour last night and I woke up subconsciously...so we technically have DTD twice today thanks to our early hours rumble. Ovulation is today so fingers crossed because I think DP would like left alone for a while 😂 he's just had to explain to his mates why he was late to the game lol

@OnNaturesCourse 100%! I was dead and gone by the time OH came to bed 😂 sounds like my OH last night we did a quick one in between games like o said but he actually still had his head set on while we did it but his mic on mute and they were going into a game just as we finished and he was like soz was busy 😂