June Bus - who's on board?

[MrsLBear]

Hi ladies 💕

13dpo today and af is imminent as temp dropped to cover line plus a bfn. So who's joining me?
TTC #1
This will be cycle 13 since mmc (Feb 19) but been TTC since June 2018 so a horribly momentous month for me.

Bought some vitamins recommended by it starts with the egg for this month and also male conception tablets for DH. So we shall see 🤞🏼

Lots of luck and baby dust to everyone 🍀🌈💕

I actually took my temp for the 1st time this morning in my vag because I've heard it's much more accurate (no low readings because of open mouth - during hayfever season I feel this is an issue) still taking orally to compare.

When it comes to sex I always go first, then me again and again then him and them. Me again at least once. If he gets up after he is done I just finish myself off. I bought a menstrual cup this month but couldn't really get the hang of it so il going to use it after sex to keep the swimmers indoors 🙈

Can't remember who said it but yes I get supper horny before ovulation not sure if it's hormones or just the fact we don't have sex for a week so I'm gagging for it 😂

Anyone else given up oral for fertile week?

@Mococo1 @Cocoblue22 I'm feeling bloated and having random pains. I only came off the pill a week ago and remember why I like to be on it! Mind you I'm a bit heavier than usual due to lockdown munching I'm hoping AF will turn up soon...

If the first thing I did was stick a thermometer up my ass when I woke up, DP would run for the hills 😂😂

@SmileyT Jesus I think we're doing it wrong😳 I mean I go at least 3 times most of the time but in different ways if you know what I mean😏 but I just can't imagine doing it after, takes me ages to finish myself off 😂 not sure how I'd feel having a handful of sperm 🙈

@Sleeeeeepy I’m heavier too can’t help but eat during lockdown!

Thermometer up the ass would make me feel like a cat!

@SmileyT DO YOU MEAN THAT IS HOW MANY TIMES YOU BOTH ORGASM?!! Holy shit, I need to lift my game.

@Skip86 @SmileyT I was just thinking the exact same 😂😂😂 I think I'm doing something wrong 😅🤣

@lucyrp 😂😂😂 my OH walked back into the room when I was doing it once and was like what on earth are you doing?! Oh don't mind me hun haha. Yessss me too!!! I'm too nosey for the anonymous profiles! My fave is when people say they've changed their username to post something, I'm instantly like this is gonna be good 👀 x

@lucyrp We didn’t manage to DTD last night We have done it every day since CD8, last night was CD22 which according to app was day after ovulation day (long 35 day cycle) is really wanted to do it. It is literally the first time DP has met up with friends on Zoom though. He was up late, then I was up early with my 6yo so no luck this morning either

@Skip86 I think we all need to be taking tips from @lucyrp if that’s how many times they orgasm 😂😂 I mean you d only just discovered the joy of porn 🤣but the rest of us aren’t far ahead of you don’t worry, at the end of this @lucyrp

Maybe it’s the thermometer up the butt?? will be doing zoom lessons 🤣

Argh that messed up it was meant to say at the end of this @lucyrp will be doing zoom lessons FFS

What a joy reading these msgs this morning 😂 so glad I'm on this thread! @SmileyT I need to know if that's how many time you orgasm in a session, wow!
@lucyrp you are hilarious!
Cd6 for me and fw already cos of the short cycles. We both have the day off today but DH is working anyway, maniac. I'm having a lazy morning in bed so think I'll go shower and get back into bed and call him in for round 1! 😏

Omg this thread is hilarious this morning 😂 I was thinking of coming off MN for a while as we can't try for a couple of cycles, I thought it would depress me seeing everyone's progress and BFP but I'm glad I didn't now 😂😂😂

PS.. need to up my game too 🤯😳

@lucyrp I use a bullet for after! and before and during if lucky! The whole may bus descended into swapping tips on the best toys to use for this lol and quite a few of the girls bought bullets! They're life changing lol.

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum armpit readings are the most inaccurate and when taking a normal fever reading you're supposed to add X degrees to it but I guess that doesn't work with BBT as it needs to be super accurate!

CD7 here and I'm bored of waiting for FW!

Hahaha Jesus! @SmileyT @lucyrp give us your tips 😂😂 I'd be DTD 2x a day if that was the kinda action I was getting 😂😂

I always usually finish after OH anyway so that's good to know it might help! He will laugh his head off if I say we need to do a quickie and pretend someone's coming. He'll probs love it though 😂😂😂

I've still got low readings on my OPKs but I did get a tiny bit of Egg white Cm today which literally got me so excited I was buzzing haha. So I'm gonna DTD every day through fertile week I think just in case!

can't remember who said about burping etc but since coming off the pill I alwaaaays do that in the TWW- sooo weird as I ever did before but get really burpy and feel a bit sick! Unfortunately for me it's never meant anything yet but hopefully it will for you! Xxx

This has had me laughing so much, DH keeps asking what's so funny every time I look at my phone. I am so glad I've joined this group

@SmileyT so many orgasms!?! I'm jealous lol

Omg ladies you crack me up😂 I was just on the pgone to a work friend for 20 mins and there's so much to catch up on already 😂

@BumDiggyDiggyDiggyBumDiggyBum I don't think my OH would even want to DTD if he knew I was sticking a thermometer up my ass! Which I'm not just to clarify I put it under my tongue😂

@Skip86 @SmileyT I mean I don't think I've had less than 2 orgasms with OH apart from in the beginning when it takes a while to get to know what the other likes but now... look out😳 we have different types of sex too, like after we watched fifty shades of grey the other night we had to change the sheets at like midnight it was that bad😳😂

@KateColx my OH has come upstairs before when I've been lay on the bed with my vibrator and he's like "why didn't you just ask" I'm like welll ... 🤷🏼‍♀️😂
Anonymous is good but not for us nosey girls😂 ik exactly the same!

@LittleRa oh no ! We managed it last night and quickly this morning before my 5yo found his way into the bedroom 🙈😂 OH is home from work today too so will probably sneak a quickie at some point whilst DS is watching his programmes later😂does that make me a bad mum ?! 😳🙈

@Minster2012 zoom lessons!😂😂😂 maybe I'm far too easily pleased!😂

@notyetamumbuttrying this has made my morning too😂 yes do it ! Why not !

@Ltay2 no please don't leave we're having far too much fun 😂 glad we're making you giggle instead of depressed! I might just be very easily pleased so I wouldn't worry 🙈

@Juno231 ooo I have bullets! I think I have 3 altogether not sure why 😂 does anyone like anything else to stimulate them ?!

@TTCgee like I said I think I'm easily pleased! Me and OH do have quite a sexual relationship and we're quite loving every day so that helps ! Unless I'm in a huff😂 lockint yourself in the bathroom and being bent over the toilet is good for a quickie!😂😂😂

@Mococo1 omg I know my OH is fed up of me laughing at my pgone and I've read some of the comments out to him and he just rolls his eyes now 😂😂

Also are there any other threads I should be on ?? I feel like I should be on the May bus but I'm already so committed to this thread don't want to introduce me and my problems all over again 😂

@lucyrp I know, mines the same he just rolls his eyes like 🙄 but thanks for the bathroom quickie idea I never thought of using that during fertile week! Might have to squeeze in a cheeky session see how fast we can finish!

BTW where is everyone on their cycles? X

@Mococo1 I'm so glad I joined this thread, it's actually kept me off social media as when I go on my phone I'm just checking here which is much less stressful and actually makes me laugh 90% of the time!😂I get upset when I refresh and no ones replied!😂 try it and let me know how it goes! 🙈

I'm CD13 currently and day 2 of flashing smiley on CB

@lucyrp ah I'm jealous of your BD with OH! Back in the we'd BD every day, multiple times a day but we've been together for 12 years this year and he's definitely less interested nowadays! I'm lucky to get it once a week as his libido is quite low whereas I could still happily go every other day probably.

@Juno231 me and OH have been together 5 years and I'm getting impatient waiting on the 💍 😂 I feel like my OH is less bothered about it than I am although it doesn't take much to get him going he just has to look at me so that helps 😂 he's very well reserved tho because he knows if I'm down for it he can tease me and say he doesn't want it and he can actually refrain himself where as I can't 😂